The Hazygoose Birthday Extravaganza Results! 3/21/10

I currently don't have the tournament file on hand, so I won't have brackets up for the time being. I do have full results otherwise:

Singles:
1 *** Ketchum from ****** Town (Darc)
2 SexyBait13 (Vanz) :shiek:
3 th0rn
4 Swift
5 Gmoney
5 Banks :shiek:
7 Hazzwa (Hazzard)
7 Mike$
9 Noodles
9 Awsmsean
9 Roman
9 POF
13 Diesel
13 JSOLAR
13 Budai
13 Black Jinjo
17 Morgue
17 AxelSlam
17 Slox
17 Tarmacker
17 Vintage
17 Improbable
17 Spife
17 T.Webb
25 Spawn

Doubles
1 Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier (Darc + Dazwa)
2 Swift$ (Swift + Gmoney)
3 th0rn + Roman
4 I don't ****ing know (Noodles + Mike$)
5 Flying Hellfish (Budai + SOLAR)
5 Radioactive Party Bus (Vanz + Hazzard)
7 Ebony and Ivory (T.Webb + Diesel)
7 Kneedlez (Morgue + Banks)
9 I don't give a **** (???)
9 Love us love our goats (Spife + Improbable)

Dazwa said:

5 Radioactive Party Bus (Vanz + Hazzard)

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Really???

Yeah, they lost to Mike$ + Noodles in a close set...don't remember who the other team was, though.

Where were YOU?!?!

Great stuff, I'm glad this went so well.

EDIT- Also, any chance you can post the characters that the top 8 used?

1 *** Ketchum from ...Darc - YOU GOT FIRST PLACE?! I am baffled... Dude if I came, you would SSOOOOOO be like "yo MOP you are the **** so here's first place, I will peace out and never play smash again." I'd be like, yo, sweet man you mad cute, peace...
5 Banks - Atta boy B!... Did you hold up your end of the deal?!
13 Black Jinjo - You went to this?! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK I'm so dam sorry I couldn't go!!! I was driving, I would've loved to team again :'(!!!!! Come to MILK2 or G.R.O.A.T!
17 Improbable - Ah Nate, same ol' same ol' I see?
17 Spife - :3
17 T.Webb - How'd **** go, I'm all ears T. Was it a good scene??
25 Spawn - I don't know you personally, but DAM how did you get last place? XD

How'd it turn out guize? Was it as good as Iron Chef? Cause that was pretty dankkkkkkk ... and had Jesus himself. INFORM MEEEEE, the poor ******* that couldn't come!

~MOP

Spawn didn't show.

We entered him into the bracket only to find out he wasn't coming. lol.

Thanks, Mop!

-Darc- said:

Spawn didn't show.

We entered him into the bracket only to find out he wasn't coming. lol.

Thanks, Mop!

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And suddenly it all makes sense.

~MOP

apple pies rarely bake the way I tell them to. I put all the ingredients into my washing machine and just yell at them for a few hours telling them to soak up all the water. Eventually I put my clothes in too and then once they come out of the drier I'm wearing threepointonefour. I always forget to invent the universe though...

VaNz said:

Dazwa, I'm hurt. you forgot ma and ma

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I should have just listed every character for you, would've made less errors that way

fun tournament, i am so tired

i'll do shoutouts sometime

I'll do my shouts tomorrow. I liked this.

Felt good to play Melee and go to a tourney.

for all the ppl who went to dennys:

shoutouts to phantom renegade!

lmfao!!!


gj noodles/mikemoney

ggs ppl i played

you don't know how pumped i am that axecop and dinosaur soldier won this tournament. <3 maine, can't wait to come back to the EC

Spife said:

apple pies rarely bake the way I tell them to. I put all the ingredients into my washing machine and just yell at them for a few hours telling them to soak up all the water. Eventually I put my clothes in too and then once they come out of the drier I'm wearing threepointonefour. I always forget to invent the universe though...

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This is your brain on drugs.

~MOP

OH **** YEAH SPIFE NOT GETTIN LAST PLACE LOOKITCHU

good **** everyone
bracket soon?

shoutouts later, **** school

Can't remember the last time I've been that pissed thanks Fox players *******s.

Iron cheif-I'm sry for frustrating u really close set tho I was nervous
Black jinjo good stuff for knocking me out...I now no that my falcon sucks and I shouldn't doubt my fox
Darc-give me some more time and ill beat u....good stuff in those team friendlies
Thorn-y do u live so far away I wanna play u more...ur falco is beast I gotta learn the matchup better...thanks for teamin wit me in friendlies
Roman-I will neva ask to team wit u again cuz u blow me off everytime
Diesel thanks for teamin with me
G$- thanks for the advice and I gotta slow my fingers down they input things too fast....ur falco is beast
Slox-u improved a lot keep it up
Budai- fun playin u my luigi is the truth tho lol
Vanz-y did u **** me so hard
Swift- we need to play so u can help fine tune my fox.....plzzzzzzzzzz
Every1 else good stuff

This was mad fun. ggs err'body. t.webb, we should team again some time. with a little more teams practice, i think we. could. go. all. the. way.

Werd jus let me take on the foxes and we should do fine lol....I think teams is my thing

Banks breaking that 7th place streak.

AXE COP + DINOSAUR SOLDIER!!!

CogSmooch said:

Banks breaking that 7th place streak.

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rofl. but..but i got 3rd at the first sotp and 4th at MILK. [then i requested i be transferred to 7th place, all my furniture is there]

SHOUTOUTS -

1 *** Ketchum from ****** Town (Darc) : Thanks for entering with that name LOL
2 SexyBait13 (Vanz) : you are too good, nice playing you
3 th0rn : gj. kongo jungle up in dis
4 Swift : sorry i didn't money match you, i have literally no money now. I even started charging food like a true businessman.
5 Gmoney : welp, lol at the FD match >__<, but you got game 3 solid so gg's
5 Banks : werd
7 Hazzwa (Hazzard) :nice to finally play you for a bunch. marth and fox are beast
7 Mike$ :good games in tournament, you started playing crazy good on FD, i couldn't hit you for a while there. good stuff in teams too
9 Noodles - you're fox is so good, gg's all around
9 Awsmsean - brinstar yayuhz! i know that you actually play a luigi disguised as falcon
9 Roman - hay! goot job, we should play a lot next time. p.s. you crazy
9 POF - you got a lot better, lol at avoiding all the edgeguards in the first game and having me lose two stocks in 30 seconds rofl
13 Diesel - dan da man diesel, good times hangin and smashin, the ganon is growing to full power
13 JSOLAR - good ****, fun times. we played a lot of smash
13 Budai - nice to see you again, good money match. you still have da skillz to killz
13 Black Jinjo - awesome weekend, your marth is **** when it feels like ******, just make sure it stays ******
17 Morgue - sucks you left, you shoulda hung around and played a bunch of people. it was fun doing teams, we can do crazy good sometimes
17 AxelSlam - nice to see you, we didn't play but we should lawl. NAIR!
17 Slox - didn't get to play you
17 Tarmacker - =D
17 Vintage - =D
17 Improbable - didn't play you this time, but you looked to have improved
17 Spife - good games, fun set, first game was ballz to da wallz
17 T.Webb - we didn't play this time, altho i saw you playing other people at all times lool. MILK 2 fosho
25 Spawn - quit job, become full time smasher! you are too goot in sheik dittos, next time we should do way more. way. more.
boxman - why you no enta! good timez, nice plush pika
trademark - i wasn't ready for it, you went hardcore in those friendlies. too beast, we need to play more next time so i can gain peach exp
aiser - yo bro, nice to see you brah
brookman - nice to see you once again! still such a smart cookie, so tricky with the tricks

everyone else, good ****

lmfao @ Darcs name

Banks- I ****ing suck at this game. I got dead last place grah I'm so mad.

Good **** to POF for beating me. You should be ranked like top 5 in CT now.

Shoutouts never because I'm lazy and such.

the people you lost to did admit that it was very close though

Who else did I lose to aside from POF again?

Boxmans stuffed pikachu

brookman. i can't believe he entered, and used a fake name

edit - oh nvm, i assumed boxman's stuffed pikachu lost to brookman in pools, i guess i should have watched the third game

who was recording at this?

g $

I don't give a **** was me and slox because he couldn't think of anything and that was the first thing he said but I'd like to officially change our team name to "WHAT IS A MAN?" in honor of Jam


1 *** Ketchum from ****** Town (Darc) - rofl nice name. you're even cuter in person I'm officially a darc meatrider now. you're ok at this game
2 SexyBait13 (Vanz) - how do you make young link look so good
3 th0rn - maines too good, didn't realize how beast your falco was
4 Swift - way to rep CT
5 Gmoney - too good, your marth is beast
5 Banks - thanks for 900 stocking me and slox in teams
7 Hazzwa (Hazzard) - thanks for the friendlys
7 Mike$ - didn't get to meet you
9 Noodles - didn't get to meet you
9 Awsmsean - thanks for the falcon thrashing in losers, it was nice meeting you
9 Roman - you have a beautiful head of hair
9 POF - nice team friendlys, gg against darcs jiggs too looool
13 Diesel - beast ganon, good games in doubles rainbow cruise all day
13 JSOLAR - never got to play but you're too good at hackey sack
13 Budai - good games it was nice meeting you, ***** me on brinstar
13 Black Jinjo - stick with marf, puff is no fun
17 Morgue - see Banks
17 AxelSlam - nice meeting you, too bad we never got to play
17 Slox - meh showing for both of us we'll get better
17 Tarmacker - at least you beat spawn
17 Vintage - nice puff, fun teaming with you in friendlys puff + boozer = best team ever
17 Improbable -didn't meet you
17 Spife - nice sheik i miss your link though
17 T.Webb - gg in teams with diesel your falcon was ****** me in friendlys
25 Spawn - worst in CT step it up

Boxman - thanks for the canadian penny...it brought me bad luck
Dazwa - you're too good at teams thanks for running the tourney <3
bolt - nice meeting you, we should play more often
sox - nice meeting you, had fun in team friendlys

i was the kid in the green shirt, kinda quiet but not rly

1 (Darc) : :D cuter than your character
2 (Vanz) : maddd entertaining player, im a fan
3 th0rn : didnt know you were that effing good, im a fan :D
4 Swift : good **** getting 4th. i want to play your marth so i can MM pof and give him a run for his $$$
5 Gmoney : great set vs bankz good sht
5 Banks : ^ p.s i want to play you sometime before 2012
7 Hazz : 2 goot
7 Mike$ : intimidating fox, i played so weird vs you and got *****. not ready for you yet but i'll be there soon
9 Noodles : good friendlies, refer to mike$
9 Awsmsean : i wanna play you 2
9 Roman : nice hair and waving to darc making me think you were waving to me. mind games son
9 POF : go lrn what no johns means >_> replying with " MONEY MATCH" doesnt really make sense. i was gonna play you $$$ match (obviously not for a lot since i was broke) but we had to leave.
13 Diesel : gj in teams
13 JSOLAR : nice peach >_> i need to learn how to chain grab and not go to FD in fox dittos and get destroyed. 3rd match sd killed my inside. beast hacky sack
13 Budai : didnt play you
13 Black Jinjo : ^
17 Morgue : ^
17 AxelSlam : 2 goot, you destroyed me. ill get better >_>
17 Slox : you suck but your the smash prodigy so your time is coming. do better and learn matchups ***
17 Tarmacker : thanks for the ride broseph. we gotta play and help each other in matchups we dont know. (i'll definitely help in anything since you know: im the smash prodigy) good job in teams we did decent and didnt get 8 stockd, we'll do better next time :D
17 Vintage : work that jiggs your good, next darc son
17 Improbable : didnt play >_> didnt know
17 Spife : :O
17 T.Webb : :O! sand bagging and letting darc win tourney? gj in teams, we'll get you next time (ps we need to play those friendlies and STEAL a tv)
25 Spawn : 2 g00t. that game 3 was intense bro, maybe next time ?

sox: sox in slox, slox in sox. we need to team with that name. your marth is legit, keep workin youll **** me even harder.

bolt: beast falco. i dont know how i won that last game, i call sandbagging. <3

cam: 2 g00t

daz: lol "slox with spaces inbetween?" <3 you look'd down :/ but gj running tourney and stuff. you should play more singles.

tarmacker said:

1 *** Ketchum from ****** Town (Darc) - rofl nice name. you're even cuter in person I'm officially a darc meatrider now. you're ok at this game

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See Darc you mad cute.

~MOP

Good games everyone that I played. I had a lot of fun at this tournament. Hey Roman I just noticed we joined smashboards on the same month :-).

I was so proud of Cam for attending a tourny, even if we didn't get to enter it was a step in the right direction. Teams friendlies were a lot of fun. This tourny was a lot of fun even though I left hella early.
Tarmacker - We need to play again.
Smash Prodigy - You're going to be the best at this game eventually.
Cam - You stepped it up, way to hold your own.
Sox - Nice to see you again. Want to play on sunday?
Pof - 9th is pretty good way to go/ wtf your voicemail is scary.
Noodles - Next time you will get 1st!
Axelslam - You need to get a price chopper card.
Mango - Hi. (maybe he will read this idunno)
Spife - We didn't play. =(
Swift - You're awesome.
Mike$ - We should play soon.

1 Darc-I want to play you more and learn the Jigs match up from a top jigs.
2 Vanz-Your Roy is stupid good. Matches were fun. You're reaction time is incredible.
3 th0rn-You got so much better since pound.
4 Swift-Hi, i see you often.
5 Gmoney-SSF IV MM next time.
5 Banks-We had a nice tourney set. I'm glad I was able to keep it non ****.
7 Hazzard-I forgot to play your Marth. Crap.
7 Mike$-Nice placement.
9 Noodles-Same as me. Good stuff.
9 Awsmsean-You're a funny guy.
9 Roman-I'll get you next time. Our sets are always interesting.
9 POF-You're getting better and no longer getting ***** hard.
13 JSOLAR-Good MM's sir. That spike at the end of set one was so clutch.
13 Budai-Lets play more.
17 AxelSlam-We did not play. Next time we do Falcon dittos.
17 Slox-You're getting better.
17 Tarmacker-Good seeing you again. You've gotten better since like 3 years ago. lol.
17 Vintage-Watch Darc **** me more. lol. hes too good.
17 Spife-DI son.
25 Spawn-*****. lol.


I had fun at this.

quick shouties
Pof: not di, just hold away lul
bolt: we didn't even hang the **** out :<

Shoutouts!

1 *** Ketchum- BEST NAME EVER. You are too good.
2 SexyBait13 (Vanz)-I think we played a couple games the first day? Young Link *****. I knew it....O_o
3 th0rn - ****. Good job getting 3rd!
5 Banks - **** as well. Keep it up!
7 Dazwa- Didn't get to play you but I'm sure it'll happen soon. Come to think of it, hasn't it been like, two years since we last played each other?
7 Mike$ - Don't think I played you either.
9 Noodles - That fox is beast. Keep it up!
9 Roman - Tech skillz are too good. U r such a goofy kid lol too good. GGs
9 POF - I almost had you. GGs.
13 Diesel - Nice to meet you/smash with you. Your Ganon is beast.
13 JSOLAR - Had a blast chillin with you/the rest of the crew this weekend. Don't forget to make me a copy of your demo!
13 Jinjo - Practice more, you suck.
17 Morgue - Everyone ****s up, don't worry about it. Your falcon is still ****.
17 Improbable - Your Marth definitely got better over the course of the tournament. Grab game is too good, keep it up.
17 Spife - Link Young Link MM, next tournament. It's on.
17 T.Webb - You're welcome, anytime BRAH. LOL

Yo morgue u r **** don't get. Frustrated and ****......don't give up trust ur instincts