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Turbo Ether

Smash Master
Joined
Apr 12, 2006
Messages
3,601
So, I'm working at Friday's.

Pros:

+ Decent money.
+ You get to meet lots of people.
+ The staff is cool.
+ The female staff is gorgeous. Even the dikey, tomboy, lesbian manager is cute.

Cons:

- Fat white girls slipping me their phone numbers is gross and awkward.
- Waiting tables kind of sucks.
- I'm not allowed to have a five o'clock shadow. This extremely terrible, because I rock a really sexy five o'clock shadow. This is seriously the most compelling reason to quit this job.
 

_Yes!_

Smash Hero
Joined
Sep 5, 2006
Messages
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Location
WHERE AM I
Ether you should think of becoming a stripper. Same pros and same cons but I'm pretty sure you don't have to shave.
 

da K.I.D.

Smash Hero
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
19,658
Location
Rochester, NY
yo LK, can you do me a favor and either:

stop being so broken at blazblue or,

teach me how to be as broken at blazblue as you.
 

Kaila

MLG That Bracket Girl that makes cookies <font col
Joined
Jan 28, 2008
Messages
463
Location
Pineville, NC
*slips Ether her phone number*
There's more of me to love, we all know black men love that persuasion.
 

da K.I.D.

Smash Hero
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
19,658
Location
Rochester, NY
Ive been playing it for a few months now, and it seems like a really deep game. but then again It could be that most of the features of the game dont actually matter and if havent figured what does and what doesnt yet...
 

Turbo Ether

Smash Master
Joined
Apr 12, 2006
Messages
3,601
I ****s with C. Viper. I don't know who I'm playing in MvC3, there are too many excellent choices. I just want an extra flashy, relentlessly offensive team, and I'm good to go.
 

fkacyan

Smash Hero
Joined
Mar 15, 2008
Messages
6,226
So, I'm working at Friday's.

Pros:

+ Decent money.
+ You get to meet lots of people.
+ The staff is cool.
+ The female staff is gorgeous. Even the dikey, tomboy, lesbian manager is cute.

Cons:

- Fat white girls slipping me their phone numbers is gross and awkward.
- Waiting tables kind of sucks.
- I'm not allowed to have a five o'clock shadow. This extremely terrible, because I rock a really sexy five o'clock shadow. This is seriously the most compelling reason to quit this job.
This post made me realize that Ether ALWAYS had 5-o'-clock shadow when I saw him.

You'd look weird as hell clean-shaven.
 

Shadow 111

Smash Lord
Joined
Sep 19, 2007
Messages
1,766
Location
Staten Island, New York
http://www.crowsnestprhs.blogspot.com/

Hey, something i wrote finally got published on my school's newspaper website! :D
It's really difficult to get anything published that doesn't pertain to the school, but i don't like writing dry articles about school news and all, so i just write about anything that interests me. So I'm pretty pumped about this getting published; it's been my goal for a while.
Read and comment if anyone cares to! lol
(It's the McRib article)
 

da K.I.D.

Smash Hero
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
19,658
Location
Rochester, NY
about 2 weeks ago, I wanted to make a facebook status that said

Allied must be one of the best things in life, cus that ***** is FREEEEE

only reason i didnt was because I havent played or beaten him recently. lol
 

Alessandra

Smash Apprentice
Joined
May 11, 2009
Messages
76
Location
North Texas
about 2 weeks ago, I wanted to make a facebook status that said

Allied must be one of the best things in life, cus that ***** is FREEEEE

only reason i didnt was because I havent played or beaten him recently. lol
i almost lost to a sonic in pools >_> his name was the one and only sonic LOL d1aos

btw shut up! ugly *** ***** MM when i learn how to fight sonic

Hey Allied.

LFDJSLFKD
 

Turbo Ether

Smash Master
Joined
Apr 12, 2006
Messages
3,601
I think I'm going to get a Border Collie sometime next year. I've always wanted one.

Allied is free. Can we at least get a price tag on dis *****? A sale? 2 for 1 or something?

Btw, what did the man with a 1 inch p*n*s have for breakfast?
 

Turbo Ether

Smash Master
Joined
Apr 12, 2006
Messages
3,601
You play Adon too ???????????????????????????

Buffing that low strong is like buffing MK or Marth's Dtilt. Amazing.
 

Turbo Ether

Smash Master
Joined
Apr 12, 2006
Messages
3,601
David Allied Hance is upset.

I wanna style on you kids with Adon.

Also, it's actually a legit coincidence that I main Adon in SSF4, might pick up Sagat, and plan to begin Muay Thai irl next year.
 

wWw Dazwa

#BADMAN
Joined
Feb 23, 2006
Messages
5,569
Location
maine
wtf @ Adon's buff list, he got nothing but buffs LOL.

except the normalized get-up. now you guys are exploitable JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
 
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