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[Allied]

meh i fu*cked up my chances at getting a girl yesterday guys it was horrible

she was eatting lunch and i was like gonna small talk

"Oh hey what are you eatting"
"Salmon i love it, i practically eat it everyday"
"Oh just salmon thats pretty wierd" WHY DID I SAY THAT
"Oh well i dont know, i try to eat healthier foods too, like berries, and honey and stuff"
"oh.. i like food too"... */FACEPALM*

*walks away*...

IM SO WIERD --__________--

 

[Veril]

"oh.. i like food too"... */FACEPALM*

brbabercrombie?

Karma

 

[Keitaro]

meh i fu*cked up my chances at getting a girl yesterday guys it was horrible

she was eatting lunch and i was like gonna small talk

"Oh hey what are you eatting"
"Salmon i love it, i practically eat it everyday"
"Oh just salmon thats pretty wierd" WHY DID I SAY THAT
"Oh well i dont know, i try to eat healthier foods too, like berries, and honey and stuff"
"oh.. i like food too"... */FACEPALM*

*walks away*...

IM SO WIERD --__________--

Lemme show you how Keitaro would have laid it on her.

"Oh hey what are you eating"
"Salmon I love it, i..."
"Hush girl, now's the time to stop eating, and get eaten. My Falco has its own move and I'm the Ohio slayer. What you think of that?"
"Are you the great Keitaro!?"
"Why yes, I am. Best Falco in Ohio, EC, and WC if I lived there. How bout I teach you how to chain grab tonight at 11?"
"Teach me to spike too cutie"
"Don't worry, I'll cg you for at least 5 minutes, hopefully 15, then I'll DEFINITELY SPIKE YOU!!"

See how that works?

Just use the same lines Allied and you'll get your girl.

 

[Allied]

Why after reading that i'm suddenly aroused

Keitaro YOU ARE A GENIOUS

 

[VideoKidHEERO]

Lol but wouldn't the girl figure out at one point he's not Keitaro?
Pretty sure he'd be fuxed once she realizes he's not black

I think I might try it though >.>

 

[Turbo Ether]

Lol but wouldn't the girl figure out at one point he's not Keitaro?
Pretty sure he'd be fuxed once she realizes he's not black

I think I might try it though >.>

Lol, Keitaro isn't black. He's an Asian girl.

 

[Snakeee]

Allied, I thought you had a gf?

 

[Cable]

i wish i still had my gf =( and ya should see me cargo grab a girl to bed i am amazing.

 

[_Yes!_]

Lol, Keitaro isn't black. He's an Asian girl.

This joke gets me every time. Thank god for eazy's sense of humor.

 

[Allied]

Allied, I thought you had a gf?

No why frankiee trying to slip in a move? XD

No i never have a static girlfriend because half of them cheat on me IDK WHY IM AMAZING >.>

 

[Snakeee]

No why frankiee trying to slip in a move? XD

No i never have a static girlfriend because half of them cheat on me IDK WHY IM AMAZING >.>

No lols, bc one time you mentioned a gf to me. And that sucks I know how you feel

 

[Max Ketchum]

Keitaro definitely wins post of the day.

Allied, brah, I think it's time you cut your hair to a fine spiky style, gel it up Shadow style, and begin listening to techno music and frequenting the Jersey shore. Chances are that dirty skanks with obnoxious voices and seemingly infinite supplies of bubble gum (which they will chew with their mouths open) will begin to come onto you at a much higher rate.

 

[Allied]

max you already know i be bagging mad honeys and i dont dig sandy vags you know?

I'm into scene chicks for some stupid reason but really anything is fine with me you already know

i just can't believe i fu*cked something up lol

 

[Max Ketchum]

Yeah man, "Oh, I like food too..." isn't the ideal pickup line if you ask me. LOL

 

[Allied]

LOL I CAn"T BELIEVE I SAID THAT XD

its alright happens once a blue moon :D

edit-

What does juice think?

 

[b1anK]

LOL I CAn"T BELIEVE I SAID THAT XD

its alright happens once a blue moon :D

edit-

What does juice think?

Looks kinda cute in a monkey sorta way

Definitely take this chick to Olive Garden

btw I'm chillin with that hot chick Beth soon.

 

[Allied]

Dude You Have To Hit Me Up With That She Has Friends

what do you mean monkey kinda way?

 

[b1anK]

Idk she gives off this monkey vibe a little in her face

i think its the lips

but its cute

and yeah dude ralph knows her friends and stuff so me and him are gonna go to chill with them all so i can get in nice

then a week after me and you hit up the double date son NAW MEAAN

 

[Ninja Edd]

LOL I CAn"T BELIEVE I SAID THAT XD

its alright happens once a blue moon :D

edit-

What does juice think?

She looks like Dave with a wig on

 

[Allied]

****it Ninjaedd I Cannot Unsee It

 

[Zucco]

you wanted me to rate this??!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? well she is cute for realz, but I agree with what some of the people said above me.

 

[BleachigoZX]

you wanted me to rate this??!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? well she is cute for realz, but I agree with what some of the people said above me.

This kid likes 4 year olds.

 

[Allied]

you wanted me to rate this??!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? well she is cute for realz, but I agree with what some of the people said above me.

This kid likes 4 year olds.

zucco your vote doesn't count anymore

 

[BleachigoZX]

I think she is cute.

But does she like J-pop? Then thats like auto-want for me.

 

[Allied]

bleach u listen to j-pop?

 

[BleachigoZX]

Korean and Japanese pop.

It makes up all but 7 songs in my iPod.

 

[Snakeee]

keitaro Definitely Wins Post Of The Day.

Allied, Brah, I Think It's Time You Cut Your Hair To A Fine Spiky Style, Gel It Up Shadow Style, And Begin Listening To Techno Music And Frequenting The Jersey Shore. Chances Are That Dirty Skanks With Obnoxious Voices And Seemingly Infinite Supplies Of Bubble Gum (which They Will Chew With Their Mouths Open) Will Begin To Come Onto You At A Much Higher Rate.

brooo, We Gonna Go To Da Jorseeyy Shore And Cannnn Maaaaaadddd Tunnnaaaa Kiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddd!!!!!

and yeah she's cute

 

[Allied]

Korean and Japanese pop.

It makes up all but 7 songs in my iPod.

**** MAN
thats cute tho
:3
no homo

brooo, We Gonna Go To Da Jorseeyy Shore And Cannnn Maaaaaadddd Tunnnaaaa Kiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddd!!!!!

and yeah she's cute

FRANK WHY AREN'T ME AND YOU/ MAX DOING THIS RIGHT NOW

 

[Turbo Ether]

What does juice think?

I don't find white chicks that attractive, sooooooooo, meh. Plus she looks really young.

 

[Allied]

wtf ether i thought we were BOYZ man

 

[Zucco]

Bleachigo im going to punch you in the face at kosha boy. Dead serious.

4 years old is way too young ew.

 

[Allied]

Bleachigo im going to punch you in the face at kosha boy. Dead serious.

 

[Turbo Ether]

wtf ether i thought we were BOYZ man

JK, I don't care about race.

 

[Allied]

JK, I don't care about race.

AH i <3 you now

yo we gotta get a juice chillfest soon

i miss u nigras

 

[Turbo Ether]

AH i <3 you now

yo we gotta get a juice chillfest soon

i miss u nigras

I still don't think that girl is hot though. Too young for my tastes, her head is at a weird angle, and you can't really see the shape of her body, but you can tell she has small boobs.

 

[Allied]

fair enough ether,

we chillingsoon?

 

[BleachigoZX]

Bleachigo im going to punch you in the face at kosha boy. Dead serious.

4 years old is way too young ew.

4 and a half?

 

[Max Ketchum]

As long as it's a positive number under "age", I'm fine with it.

 

[Turbo Ether]

fair enough ether,

we chillingsoon?

I'm off until tuesday.

 

[Veril]

Girls with small boobs need love to. As long as she's legal... go for it.

Also Allied, way to not be here b****!