AlbertaSmash

[t3h Icy]

Since there were a few people asking for some footage of me playing Melee, I recorded a little bit this morning.

Sheik
Marth

 

[Stevo]

i have mw2 matt

and boo, steve doesnt like playing against me.

everyone else loves playing against me, except probably sid.

I like playing against you, but I was just saying that I havnt actually played you much, so its hard to judge.

I would say we are pretty close in skill so I guess that makes our matches good.

seriously just ignore what I posted, cause it was useless.

 

[Tyson651]

oh lol, good then. we should play more matches, FRIENDLY ones.. hahah.

hey calgary.

tyson is moving to calgary for 8 months from jan to sept

whats up.

edit: vs cpu lol?

 

[t3h Icy]

I don't have anyone to play against. -_-

 

[Vitality]

vs level 9 CPU? lol

Can't go to melee. Failing engrish. Peace

Unless someone bad like me wants to MM? :D

 

[Bread~]

It's not to settle who's better, it's to just settle. Do you understand?

Uh, since when?

warcraft 2 footman!

Orc Complete.

Wow vic I didn't realize you were into stealing other people's sigs. ****ing noob.

****.

Ugh I can imagine no end of ****talk from luke even if 2 of the top contenders (Sid and Carl) are gone.

It'd be like when Brad got 4th at Flatzone.

I was so happy, I don't give a crap, that was my first GANON tournament, so duck my ****.

I have an underwater capture the flag match at 7pm

Post of the year.

I don't have anyone to play against. -_-

Awww dammnnn did you three stocked that?

 

[KillL0ck]

lmao upsmash combos are hella legit

 

[Vitality]

lmao upsmash combos are hella legit

Upsmash kill with marth even more super legit on Yoshi's story. I did it to Cral at 70ish percent and he was like "wtf yo"

 

[nitro-blazer]

You know whats funny?

Meningitis.

 

[Alphicans]

[Luke]
Mutha****a, sometimes, you feel like a nut

[Biggie]
That's what you do
What we got here, uh, check it out
Here's another one, uh, uh
By the Notorious B.I.G.
Head, head, and mo' head
Representing for the *****es
Head, head and mo' head
Check it out, check it out now, what
Check it out, check it out now
Check it out, check it out now, uh, uh

[Biggie]
I got a ***** that suck my **** 'til I nut
Spit it on my gut and slurp that **** back up
Ain't that a ****, (Hell yeah) she even take it in the butt
**** for about an hour, now she want a golden shower
You didn't know that we be pissing on hoes, *****
Luke and Biggie straight ****ting on hoes, *****
Lick your toes *****, **** no, you must be crazy
Squirt in your face and then I'm swayze
Recognize G, straight up, I can't knock ya
After Big Poppa, **** all of Junior M.A.F.I.A.
The whole clique, **** sucked, *** licked
Leave your number by the phone, bring your *** on home
I roam in Lexuses and Benzes, the fly way
With the flyest ***** getting head on the highway
My way, deep throat on Luke's boat
When the moon rises, I'm cuming in her eyes-es
Just the way playas play
Leave it up to me, I get ****ed all day
Sucked all day, smoking blunts, counting cheese
****ing *****es 'til they *******s bleed
What you say ba-by

CHORUS:
[Luke]
Sometimes Biggie Smalls like busting nuts,
Sometimes Biggie Smalls like getting guts
Sometimes yours truely like busting nuts,
Sometimes yours truely like getting guts

[Luke]
I gotta **** her in the butt snatch (Yeah!)
I gotta **** her in her mutha****ing ***** (Yeah!)
I gotta **** her doggie-style now (Yeah!)
I gotta **** her mutha****ing doggie-style (Yeah!)
We gotta suck, ****, 69 now (Yeah!)
We gotta suck, ****, 60-mutha****ing-9 (Yeah)
But I tell you what I, I, I owe her one
All the fellas in the house say this, "This head is so **** good"
Tell them hoes (This head is so **** good)
Now all the ladies in the house say, "This ***** it taste so **** good"
Tell them *****s (This ***** it taste so **** good)
Now all the fellas in the house say, say, "This **** it taste so **** good"
Tell them hoes (This **** it taste so **** good)

CHORUS

[Biggie]
Biggie bag *****es from barbecues to Barmitzvah's
The Big don't fit, use your lips 'cause
I'm feeling kinda itchy for a quicky
Don't take off your coat, all you got to do is lick me
Me eat you, I beat you, then greet you to the door,
*****, 'cause I don't love you no more
Which one of these hoes in the lobby wanna slob me
You know me, I like my **** brown like Bobby
In the duke shoot, then the ***** get the boot
Unless you lick *** and blow ***** like flutes
I like'em cute, round **** and fat *****
Educated, so I can bust off on they glasses
I wanna *** on your tongue and gums, all night
The ***** drink nuts by the pint

[Luke]
Yo, yo check it out, come on
Now check, check, check, check it out, now
My pee-pee has a first name
It's D-I-C-K-Y
My pee-pee has a best friend
It's P-U-S-S-Y
Now what I really wanna say
Now what I really wanna say
Is I hit it, eat it everyday
Now, before we go, we wanna know
If all the ladies in the house is strictly-dickly
Say it, (Strictly-dickly)
Say it, (Strictly-dickly)
Say it, (Strictly-dickly)
Now all the fellas in the house, all the fellas in the house
Say, say, we are mutha****ing strictly-clikly
Say it, (Strictly-clikly)
Say it, (Strictly-clikly)
Say it, (Strictly-clikly)
Now all the ladies in the house, all the ladies in the house
I know we got to go now, I know we got to go now
I know we got to go now
So see you on the next page
See you on the mutha****ing next page Biatch!

**** that's deep.

 

[t3h Icy]

lmao upsmash combos are hella legit

 

[Vitality]

Luke you're not black tho

 

[Alphicans]

I NEED A PARTNER FOR TOMORROW WTF!

God**** Jim.

 

[victra♥]

lol Icy, too cute

hey luke lol, wanna team?

 

[Alphicans]

For real Victor? Yeah lol.

 

[victra♥]

no i'm joking lol, i'm teaming with tyson. wutwut

 

[FalseFalco]

lol so mean
icy, protip: crouch more
it will be fun to play you.

 

[Alphicans]

Carl risk winning teams and team with me? Sounds like a good plan imo.

 

[FalseFalco]

or double falcon with dan
HMMMMZ

icy, protip #2: when recovering, never double jump over the ledge with marth against good characters or you will lose your stock (I take advantage of this against some really good marths in edmonton and get free stocks, yum)

 

[Alphicans]

**** man. Does Mike P have a teammate? Like he's kinda out of my league, but if he's available let him know I am as well.

 

[FalseFalco]

luke and mike sitting in a treeee
consult him tomorrow

Since I might not be staying for singles I am accepting money matches. Step right up and try your luck! a game of skill! spin and win!

 

[Dr. Ike]

or double falcon with dan
HMMMMZ

icy, protip #2: when recovering, never double jump over the ledge with marth against good characters or you will lose your stock (I take advantage of this against some really good marths in edmonton and get free stocks, yum)

unless your hella clutch like a mofuk.
tyson are you serious?

 

[Rileyzor]

lol is at 69 percent, luke out edmonton!

 

[Rileyzor]

Since there were a few people asking for some footage of me playing Melee, I recorded a little bit this morning.

Sheik
Marth

Oshi-, luke out calgary!

 

[Vincens]

everyone raep me harder tmr, so i can get better plz
tyty

 

[Vitality]

Dayum, I was hoping to represent GaW

 

[victra♥]

the tran dynasty tradition lives on

 

[Tyson651]

mikeP is teaming with jarrod lol

and levi, yes i am for serious.

i have a work/school alternate program so im going to work for 8 months and i just got a job from calgary.

edit: hey luke, wanna team?

edit2: when are u getting to apoc vic?

 

[victra♥]

I'll prob be there around 2:20-2:30. Leaving campus around 2pm(maybe earlier) so I'm gonna be a little late.

 

[Tyson651]

try and get here on time brah

 

[halcyon.days]

If I get there before you leave, Carl, I'll MM you.

 

[x After Dawn x]

nobody is coming on time / at all tomorrow >_>

might as well be canceled this month. 2 months heads up and people still can't plan ahead of time...

 

[victra♥]

i definitely can't get there by 2. Just let everyone finish there doubles matches first.

lets post-pone the monthly even longer because a few people can't make it on time! That totally makes sense and is fair for everyone whos going.

Even with a 2 months heads up, last minute changes always happen. Maybe once you're out of high school you'll realize that.

 

[smarms]

red deer will be there

if only three of us.

if the car survives

 

[t3h Icy]

Thanks for the tips d00ds. I'm experienced and I'm moderately technical, but I'm dumb since I play just CPUs. I'm hoping that my SSB64 and RBY mindgaming can cover that.

Birthday Oshi is going to be the ****.

 

[halcyon.days]

Thanks for the tips d00ds. I'm experienced and I'm moderately technical, but I'm dumb since I play just CPUs. I'm hoping that my SSB64 and RBY mindgaming can cover that.

Birthday Oshi is going to be the ****.

Play level 1s \ level 8 G&W.

I SHOULD be in time for singles... hopefully.

School seminar thing from 9 - 4
then group meeting from 4 - ????
Hopefully.... hopefully...

 

[FalseFalco]

nobody is coming on time / at all tomorrow >_>

might as well be canceled this month. 2 months heads up and people still can't plan ahead of time...

you've hosted 2 tournaments and you expected something different? This is a common occurance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxgk2NfqOoM
DEFINITELY PLAYING FALCON TOMORROW FUUUUUUUU-
especially 1:54 & 2:03 omfg

 

[lemonlau36]

I need a teammate for tomorrow!

 

[x After Dawn x]

victor, you deleted my post...?

anyhow, I said that's true carl, but it concerns me more that a few people can't attend to a 16 person tourney as opposed to a bigger one. doesn't matter though, we should be good for tomorrow. me and mike for 3rd in teams yo

 

[halcyon.days]

I need a teammate for tomorrow!

I will be there for you...

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in spirit