Ascension 2!

[sheikamaru]

can i be added to the op?

 

[BioDG]

*edit nv m

 

[Xyro77]

Sync, answer me question plz!!!!

 

[Sync.]

New as in, new to the community. After this tournament, I'll use the TIO file from this Ascension in determining who is new or not.

 

[Tesh]

So if I skip this tournament do I get a discount next time?

 

[Fliphopper]

Sync, can you do Double first? I would rather get teams out the way in the case I leave early.

 

[Xyro77]

New as in, new to the community. After this tournament, I'll use the TIO file from this Ascension in determining who is new or not.

what means "new to community"

Do you have a master list of players who have attended events the past 5 years? Or are "new to the community" players decided by what u remember? im not trying to be a poop hole about this but a ton of people will bich about it if u are not exact in your definition.

 

[RT]

New should be...joined since last Houston event, maybe Whobo?

 

[Xyro77]

Seems fair IMO.

 

[Esca]

Sync, can you do Double first? I would rather get teams out the way in the case I leave early.

Sync, can you do Double first? I would rather get teams out the way in the case I leave early.

 

[AeroLink_the_SoulMaster]

Sync, may you please start the Brawl doubles event first? I would rather get teams out of the way in case I leave early.
/grammar

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

please just die

 

[Sync.]

I'm going by my masterlist in my TX PR program file and of course some things will be case by case basis.

 

[Esca]

Sync, may you please start the Brawl doubles event first? I would rather get teams out of the way in case I leave early.

Thanks alsm

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

im placing top 5 btw in case yall didn't know. i got some dirty new tricks to **** all of your butt cheeks with *****es. i cannot wait to **** people up at this tourney.

denti, you're free and i am going to destroy your soul.

dakpo, if we meet in bracket their is a 5/13 chance i will ask to do weegee dittos at FD on live stream.

infinity.... **** i hate diddy and metaknight i may have to use my secret weapon on you.

esca, ima **** daaat aaassss.

kilik, it's over, sougenmu

sync, don't die first

pj, don't die at all, i know i won't be

smoom, see wat i do when you try to grab my pit's junk with your cold *** hands

asa, im so sorry for what im going to put you through

bio, doesn't matter, "i don't play singles anymore," **** your puuussy **** enter singles so i can molest you on and off stage ****

tesh, if you go MK on me im gonna do something dirty to your *** and you aint gonna like it

ALSM, see above except without exception

Fliphop, im gonna lightning loop your *** in brawl, challenge me

Y.B.M., well we're team mates in doubles but singles it's gonna get straight up split personality on your ***** and her powder puff ball.

dphat, wassup dawg?

 

[Xyro77]

I'm willing to bet NONE of this^ will happen.

 

[Dojo]

Nah dude. Marharbar is gonna **** on everybody. I'll put my life down that he wins all events without losing a stock. (timeouts)

 

[k_bot]

Can't make it. My friend moved his wedding to this day.

 

[Labernash]

denti, you're free and i am going to destroy your soul.

But ginger though. His soul is gone. You'll have take it up with AeroLink because he is in charge of the souls.

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

Nah dude. Marharbar is gonna **** on everybody. I'll put my life down that he wins all events without losing a stock. (timeouts)

thx for teh new sig dojo.

but ya now that you mention it im not losing a stock against some people who think they can outcamp me *cough olimars cough*.

@labernash

that **** was too funny

 

[Dojo]

Well played ya *****.

Too bad when I get there, I'm gonna rip off your wings, break your stupid bow, and **** in your mouth.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Well played ya *****.

Too bad when I get there, I'm gonna rip off your wings, break your stupid bow, and **** in your mouth.

 

[Sync.]

Yes, Dojo has risen!!!!

Yes I'm starting doubles first. Everything will be on time. I'm going to enforce a late fee for all players that come late. Seriously.

Also, give this flyer out to people if you want more people to come. I'm going to post them everywhere. I'm going to start making flyers for every tournament!

 

[Tesh]

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make doubles cheaper?

 

[Sync.]

Sorry doubles will never be cheaper. This is Texas's main tournament and I won't let it ever go below $10.

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

@dojo

real talk tho, im not using pit against you

 

[Xyro77]

Your diddy is crap, barhar

 

[WizzJones]

how do i sign up to be a new player?

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

i don't use diddy

 

[jebus2]

sweet finally a tournament i can attend

 

[jebus2]

so do we sign up at the door or online

 

[BioDG]

how do i sign up to be a new player?

Bring your money there and tell Sync your gamertag. If you don't know who he is, just ask around when you're there.

so do we sign up at the door or online

At the door.

 

[Tesh]

Sync is the big black guy that looks a little like Marlon Jackson. Just give him your money and he will sign you up.

 

[WizzJones]

Dope thanks

 

[BioDG]

Yes, Dojo has risen!!!!

Yes I'm starting doubles first. Everything will be on time. I'm going to enforce a late fee for all players that come late. Seriously.

Also, give this flyer out to people if you want more people to come. I'm going to post them everywhere. I'm going to start making flyers for every tournament!

Pretty sure the link doesn't work.

 

[RT]

...

 

[Tesh]

^ lol that flyer doesn't have sonic on it

Its also missing a date unless thats the "more details" you want to be called about.

 

[RT]

No cares about Sonic.

This is a given.

 

[Smoom77]

I'm coming just to beat marharbar

 

[sheikamaru]

I'm coming just to beat marharbar

I'm coming just to beat marharbar