Ask a silly question get a silly answer anything style

[Linkrulzs]

Because people say so.


Why do people walk?

 

[SmashnTendo]

Cause people have legs and feet.

What is the best reason why SSBM is so great?

 

[True_Link_Master]

it was always ment to be from the day it was releasedMWAHAHA!!!


why are older brothers and younger sisters so annoying?

 

[soberfox]

Because you have to spend so much time around them that you don't want to.

Why does computers exist?!?!@>:?!#,

 

[The_Krumber]

because bananas have no brains

why invite a monkey to a party?

 

[Meleeruler]

BANANAS!!!111!11!!one1!!!1!1!1

Why is the math problem 12 - X = 87567896032290 so hard to do?


By the way the answer is X = -87567896032278

 

[fluffy-sama]

oh oh i know! Because it isn't! :O


Why does that computer in the other room keep restarting itself? O_o;

 

[gumby701]

oops i postedc on the wrong board...

Because you are pressing the button

Why cant i find the remote?????

 

[Mikey Lenetia]

Because you're sitting on it.

Why is it so sunny out? It's Michigan for crying out loud!

 

[soberfox]

The clouds aren't doing their job.

Why is hip-hop better than everything?

 

[Mikey Lenetia]

Because the majority of the listeners have been brainwashed. Now we'll have to erase your memory.

Why is Florida so warm?

 

[rabidbunny33]

Because of the lack of penguins.

Where are my shoes?

 

[Meleeruler]

Right where you left them.

Why is SSBM so fun?

 

[soberfox]

Because it's the best fighting game ever.

Why do other fighting games even try anymore?

 

[Mikey Lenetia]

Because they're all the middle child. The youngest would be the upcoming SSB 3, when it gets here.

Why is Sheik so much of a wh0re?

 

[Linkrulzs]

Because Shiek said so.


Where are my feet?

 

[True_Link_Master]

in a black hole that i some how managed to pull over here!!

why did i post this post?

 

[Yuna]

Be´cause Britney Spears is evil and Sakura must die!

Why isn't Sakura (Naruto) dead yet?

 

[Meleeruler]

What now you are a murderer?

Why do plants grow?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

So that one day they can take over the world.

How reliable is the word of the magic 8-ball?

 

[Meleeruler]

As reliable as you want it.

What is "Bad Whiskey"?

 

[Dapenda]

Drink some and you'll find out the next day

Game Over..... Continue?

 

[Meleeruler]

9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... TOO LATE!!!!1

What is the purpose of meaning?

 

[Dapenda]

So at least someone can understand what anyone is talking about

Why do we procrastinate?

 

[Exovel]

because laziness is bliss

why cant i talk to the neighborhood squirrels?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because Dapenda can't decide on a sig...

Why do people die?

 

[Yuna]

For the continuing existence of crime shows...

Why is Britney Spears still alive?

 

[Exovel]

...because she uses implants as a life force

why is FallenAngelII obsessed with the death of Britney?

 

[gumby701]

...because Britney Spears backwards = Spear Britney


How do your get 1000000000 to buy a personal item shop?

 

[Meleeruler]

^^^^turn off sig.

By trying.

How do you eat a seal?

 

[Exovel]

carefully.

why would you want to eat a seal?

 

[Rokutanda]

They taste like chicken.

Can we get something else to do instead of the RPG?

 

[Exovel]

yeah, try this out

why am i so ridiculously tired?

 

[Meleeruler]

You just woke up.

Why are clowns... ...clowns?

 

[CHROME]

cuz dey like men

 

[Meleeruler]

You... ...forgot... ...a question...

If CDs burn and rip, how do they still play?

 

[Exovel]

because CD drives are magical

why did I choose this av?

 

[Meleeruler]

Because Exovel sounds like a shovel and goombas are brown like dirt, which shovels dig up.

What does E=MC^2 mean to you?

 

[Links destiniy]

Sounds to me like a strange problem, that has absloutley no meaning to me but that it is a problem.

what is your favorite smell

 

[Exovel]

goombas smell good

what brand are your socks?