Best. Article. Ever!

[miller483]

http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=411

I thought it was impossible, but I've found the biggest n00b of our time. Enjoy!

 

[BladeZero]

Not much to say besides lol

Though this was probably written by someone who never really played the game, and tried it only once when it first came out.

 

[Nephiros]

Captain Falcon (from StarFox)

 

[JaimeHR]

http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=411

I thought it was impossible, but I've found the biggest n00b of our time. Enjoy!

That's not a n00b, is a ******.

Apparently he thinks that smash has no depth because of its old school elements and simple gameplay.

It's a shame that article was called a "review" when it looks more like a personal opinion pointing out that he just doesn't like the game for having a 2D perspective and "old" characters.

 

[cam`]

no wonder my fox sucks.. i haven't been charging up with a beam sword!!

 

[onegoal...heaven]

wow, he just destroyed that game with insults >_>. I wanna show him the adv techs of this game and mindgames soooo bad. Just to prove he's wrong. This guy prolly played it for a day and gave up.

 

[pablovirus]

I bet he couldnt beat Master Hand and got mad at ssb64

 

[Dark_Ermac]

He's like my friend, who nearly broke my tv in with the controller after 5-stocking him with Jigglypuff...

 

[Thedude3445]

T.T Well, I'm sorry you can't beat your mom who bet you 20 cents off the rent for staying in her basement, Mr. Conlin.

 

[Jumanji]

Wrote something, didn't like it, and don't know whether or not I can delete this.

Summary of the post was the review was written over 8 years ago by some guy who it seems did not get to play the game against another person, and never turned items off. Obviously could not of known stuff you all know, probably just had a few hours of game play before having to write the review. And honestly if played alone SBB kinda blows, so it kinda makes sense.