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bird tier list.

Seagull Joe

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i was bored so i made a bird tier list.i'd like to see people comment it or tell me what they think at the least.

bird tier list:

entrepreneur tier:
archeopteryx(one of evolution.if people name more ill add them to this tier)

god tier:
Helmaroc King (he eats little children whole)
pterodactyl
terror bird(u really need to see what this is.real and monstrous)
phoenix
ykk
roc
bald eagle (specifically amazing eagle.national bird to making him extra special)
eagle (all kinds are deadly.dont mess with eagles)
osprey

high tier:
vulture
condor
hawk (tied with falcon)
falcon
turkey vulture(better then other vultures anyway)
turkey
owls

mid tier:
albatross(best sea bird.also awesome looking
ostrich
seagulls(moochers of the world)
emu
raven(its almost exactly like a crow except much bigger in size)
crows
blue footed boobies (cute but deadly perhaps?)
peacock
flamingo

low tier:
penguin
crane
heron
toucan
macaw
cockatoo (tied with macaw)
African Grey parrot(best and smartest parrot)
conure
swan
humming bird

lunch meat tier:
cardinals
dodo(extinct and apparently quite tasty)
duck
pigeons(yes these things are generally known as the food squab a delecay in NY)
chicken
canary
finch
Harvey Birdman attorney at law(he really is quite terrible but his show is funny)
 

Circus

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doesnt deserve tier:
penguin
What the ****ing hell. This tier list is immediately void.

Mumble Happyfeet beats all birds, regardless of flight (or singing) capabilities. Tap dancing penguins or GTFO.
 

Kitten

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You didn't include the roc, which would obviously go right at the top. Seen here ****ing up a boat:

 

KayLo!

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o.o What the........

Black swans are at least mid-tier. FIX PLZ.
 

zrky

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OK, how are Quetzalcoatl, Archeopteryx and the Kiwi NOT at they very top of the tier list, this is BLASPHEMY!:mad::mad::mad: Also, how do you not put the quetzal in top tier or even mention it?
 

Circus

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Quetzalcoatl isn't even a bird. He's a god with feathers. Totally doesn't count. He is cheat tier.
 

Seagull Joe

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OK, how are Quetzalcoatl, Archeopteryx and the Kiwi NOT at they very top of the tier list, this is BLASPHEMY!:mad::mad::mad: Also, how do you not put the quetzal in top tier or even mention it?
i have no idea what the first two things u said are.kiwi?ill put the fruit bird on it.after people give me bunch of new random birds that arent fake.ill update it.
 

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This thread... is actually pretty funny.

Cool stuff. We need a bird back room.
 

GoldShadow

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This list is possibly the most poorly constructed list I've ever seen. It's so wrong I don't even know where to begin. I highly suggest you do some research on birds before undertaking such an endeavor, turkeywonder.
 

ndayday

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No dodos, roosters/chickens, or roadrunners?
What is wrong with you?

And despite Illogical's opinion on bird tournies, I for one would love to see me some birds fighting. We could even get a livestream up.
 

Big-Cat

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Dodo bird anyone?


:laugh:

goes under extinct tier

You also forgot Big Bird :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Like Dan Hibiki, the dodo bird gets his own tier of awesomeness.

WHY ARE PENGUINS NOT GOD TIER?!
 

Seagull Joe

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k so far im gonna add dodo,raven,roc,albatross,toucan,and condor.i just updated list to include them.
 

GoldShadow

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Oh, come on AT LEAST add Archeopteryx, no bird would exist without it, so it deserves FSM tier.
Not true! Archaeopteryx was a branch of the first ancestor of birds. Modern birds descended a bit later from that common ancestor. Archaeopteryx has no living descendants today (ie, no modern bird is descended from archaeopteryx). So really it was nature's first attempt at a bird, but not the only attempt.
 

Seagull Joe

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Not true! Archaeopteryx was a branch of the first ancestor of birds. Modern birds descended a bit later from that common ancestor. Archaeopteryx has no living descendants today (ie, no modern bird is descended from archaeopteryx). So really it was nature's first attempt at a bird, but not the only attempt.
thanks goldshadow.i updated tier list to state one of evolution tier.if u name more ill add them
 

Scott!

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Canaries and finches are in the lunch meat tier? I think you're doing it wrong...

Also, where are my cardinals? Cardinals are awesome, definitely above lunch meat tier.
 
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