Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[Zook]

I always call the Ultimate Chimera the 'Ultimate Camera.'

 

[TheWaft]

"I'm just warming up" is what someone says when your kicking their butt

"Pringles" is what you say when you get an awesome combo.

"Yum-Yum" is what you say when your hungry.

 

[IxxI]

"How do you recover?"

 

[BrawLBlazer]

My friends and I call Lucas the constipation sensation because of his Up Smash.

 

[Coroxive]

"IT EVEN SOUNDS ANNOYING!"

...The funny thing is, IT'S TRUE.

 

[KingK_tink]

You want to know the perfect way to get ahead in a brawl match just yell

"HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION!!!!" works everytime....

 

[Tactical]

"I got # dollars in the bank" Said after being a stock up from your opponent and dieing. Replace # with their damage %.

"I'm going places!" Said while being koed.

 

[DonQuixote]

My wii is kinda ******** and will randomly get disk read errors. So one time i was playing brawl and it got the disk read error in the middle of a match and i yelled WHAT!!!! and my little brother (he like 11) under his breath goes "the hell"

 

[Mike Hawk]

this is is all said while the move is executed

(DK)forward b + charged up punch = "Captain Morgan!" or "The Captain Morgan!"
variations include "Double Morgan" with 2 DKs punching at the same time and "Morgan Orgy" With a nice chain of punched (example DK(1) Captain Morgan's Sonic, then DK(2) B punched DK(1) and DK(3) B punches DK(2)

(Ganon) forward b stage suicide = "owwhhhhhh CHOKESHLAM!!"
(Lucas ) up smash = "THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(anyone) slowly falling to your death = "JENNIFEEEERR!"
(Toon Link) Dair Spike = "Chuckie Cheese"

White Ganon = "Absolute Ganondorf"
White DK = "Absolute DK"
Red Fox = "Marty McFly Fox" or "Fox McFly"
red and green striped Lucas = "Sandman Lucas"
White DDD = "White Jesus"
White Captain Falcon = "Captain Fabulous"
Cheeta disguise Snake = "Cheetagirl Snake"

(Snake) Nair = "etcheat-cha-pluken" or "et-tet-teh-puken" or "dontflexthatfluggen" or whatever we can *******ize Ken and Ryu's spinning kick move into.
(Snake) Dair = "Stomp the Yard"
(Snake) jab = "cheap, as, hell"(one word per punch)
(Snake) Ftilt = "Easy, Kill"

(Pit) Forward B = "Look how skillful I am"


this is stuff that just came out in matches

after an attempted kirbycide I survive with Snake and after about 45 seconds of juggling myself with C4 and cypher(custom stage) I make it back to the stage and run to the other side of the stage jump off and spike the nefarious kirby while screaming "TONIGHT!, I, AM A GOD!!"

while in a god forsaken anime con I saw a kid pick Black Pit and say "I wish he has only one wing"
I proceeded to single him out and kill him for that

I was at a local tourney watching a match Game & Watch Vs Falco. G&W Ftilts and I scream "and he comes in with a chair!" like a wrestleling announcer, Match had to be stopped and restarted because of the lulz and I got banned.

 

[Red Arremer]

My favourite was when playing with a friend, he died, opened his mouth and breathed in - obviously wanting to say something - and I interrupted him with "No johns, man!" before he could do so.

 

[SketchHurricane]

"I got # dollars in the bank" Said after being a stock up from your opponent and dieing. Replace # with their damage %.

Nice Imma use that...

I was at a local tourney watching a match Game & Watch Vs Falco. G&W Ftilts and I scream "and he comes in with a chair!" like a wrestleling announcer, Match had to be stopped and restarted because of the lulz and I got banned.

Well worth it

 

[Drecker]

Stupid thing I hear people say:

"This game is fun!"

 

[THK]

"DROWN B****!" when spiking someone when they're in water

 

[BKupa666]

White DK = Eddie the Mean Old Yeti
Giant Punch = Banana Slamma

 

[brinboy789]

sing hot and cold. your opponents laugh really hard, and knock them out lol

 

[ToxiCrow]

(Lucas ) up smash = "THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Thats amazing and i will say that when i use his upsmash from now on

After i win: "ZOLTAN!"
When i pick Pink Falcon: "CF IS in the Happy Man Club!"
G+W's Bair: "The turtle DEMANDS BLOOD!"
when i trip: "Oops i dropped the soap"
Final Smash orStarting a chain grab or IceLock : "Now I bury You"
and finally with Fox+Falco: I'ma firin mah lazors

 

[shinobiknight0]

When someone uses Captain Falcon's Final Smash on Lucas or Ness.

"Children on the road!? Accelerate!!!"

 

[East]

A friend of mine [a casual player] makes fun of me for not being able to wavedash or L-Cancel in Brawl:
Friend A: "Quickly East! Do a doodle-dash!"
East: *fumbling with controller* "I'm trying! but it's not working!"

When I kill my friend with Ike
East: <.< You know why you just died, right?
Friend B: Shut up!
East: It's cause you didn't...

*Left Taunt*

Ike: "Prepare yourself."

When my friends and I are about to sit down to play smash
East: You guys got the controllers?
Friend C: Yeah, past me the wiimote and chuck.
....
East: *shakes head in shame*

Whenever I use R.O.B and spam his gyro

East: I'm feeling Jewish today... Dreidel Go!

or...

East: Time for some beyblade! [God that show was terrible...]

 

[102892]

Lines overheard during Brawl at lunch:

David: Scott, come help me out.
me: Ok. (I then run across smashville as charizard, run straight off the edge, up b, and die.)

David: Ok, I won't kill myself this time. ( then does dair with TL to his death.)

And of course, the two best lines of ours:

Would you like some pwn sauce with that?
and
Richard rules! (a free for all rule named after Richard Lee)

 

[marktenshi]

ahaha at East

Well my friend did this in Melee but it still applies today:

I (Link) escape an attempted shine gimp

Ian (Fox) tries to make it back now that I've used my hookshot and about to grab the ledge, I let go of the ledge and sex kick him so he can only recover

Ian recovers, he can't grab the ledge because of my invincibility frames (tee hee)

Ian throws down the control and yells: "WHAT THE FOX!?!?!?!"

 

[NeoCrono]

When I played one of my friends in a tournament. I used Diddy and well... it wasn't fun for him. So he called me a banana ******* the WHOLE tournament..... Then everyone called me that..... it was annoying lol

 

[MarthFanatique]

I hate Sonic's Final Smash so much, and my friend played Sonic before and used it. Because it's more broken than communism I get pissed w/e she uses it. Before she KO'ed me w/Super Sonic and she just shouted, "SONIC THE *****!!! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO (in different speeds and pitches)" while flying around in circles. It's looks so funny!

Before I was playing a free 4 all and I was playing DDD. Nobody was attacking me for awhile, so I ducked down (with DDD looking at screen) and said, "HEY GUYS HOW'S IT GOING?!?" or in a lispy voice, "HEY GUYS!"

Whenever I land an u-smash w/ Lucas and KO someone w/ it I always scream and make a MWAHHHHHHHYY! sound. Do it once; it's so fulfilling.

W/e you hit someone w/ Peach's utilt i shout, "HEART OF DEATH!"

W/e I "monkey hump" someone w/ diddy i say, "oh baby!"

 

[Camalange]

I was playing against a friend today and I was just doing some nasty things to him with Sonic and he yelled...

"I..HATE..THAT..HEDGEHOOOG!!"

lol it was too good.

 

[smasher32]

"Sonic's the name, bad voice acting's my trademark!"

*Playing melee teams*
Me: There's only one character that can counter Peach.
Friend: Peach?
Me: No, Metaknight.

 

[Pikatwo]

Well, when me and my brother play smash, we 'become the character'.
Like this:
bro: you're stupid ness!
me: says the guy wearing a skirt [link]

So once, I was green zamus and my brother was dark rob, i had run out of witty comebacks and said this:
me: Yeah? WELL YOU'RE A BUCKET HEAD!'
bro:*monotone voice* A bucket is more intelligent.

Ever since then, green zamus has been known as 'Stephene' and R.O.B. is 'Johnny 5 the bucket'

 

[DJKingDavid]

I got another one...i was playing some friends this weekend and i got a poke ball they were all together and something that looked like a lion and shot flames up got them all at once...my friend got pissed after i dair him and he died...afterward he shouted..."what tha ****in **** was that ****in **** that looked like a lion that ****ed a dragon that stupid piece of ****!!!

now thats some funny ****!

 

[choknater]

I use Dedede and Ice Climbers and I always yell "CHAIN GRABS YALL! IS ALL BOUT THE CHAIN GRABS YALL!"

 

[SarahPalin]

****ing Hacker.

 

[Jimtopia]

"If you weren't attacking me, I'd be winning!"
-Said by my friend in a fit of rage.

"We're defenseless when he attacks!"
-Said by another friend of mine in desperation.

 

[M15t3R E]

"You're not supposed to be able to do that!"
Yeah... I have gotten that line from my cousin one time.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

I once got the Smash Ball with Sonic on the Bridge of Eldin, and I waited for everyone to run to the other side before chasing after them screaming "LEEROOOOOOOOOY....JENKINS!" and going Super Sonic.

Another favorite: "Ganondorf is blacker than Mr. Game & Watch could ever be."

 

[Sage JoWii]

"ENTER THE ABYSS!!" -Kirbyciding.

"BAAAAAAAAH" -R.O.B. firing his lazer.

"American R.O.B." -R.O.B.'s grey costume.

=]

 

[King of Hoboz]

"Hehe! Jackson Time!" (Grab someone as the white Marth)
"MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!" (Wario/Kirby/DDDcide)
"Gay Spree!" (I three stock a guy and they think I'm 'gay' at brawl)

 

[SothE700k]

I once got the Smash Ball with Sonic on the Bridge of Eldin, and I waited for everyone to run to the other side before chasing after them screaming "LEEROOOOOOOOOY....JENKINS!" and going Super Sonic.

YES!!
Did anyone start screaming, "...Omg he just went in." and as you're flying around killing people, "STICK TO THE PLAN!"?

 

[orochijes]

"Oh dude, 4 strenght 4 stam leather belt? AHHHH!!!"
oops...wrong game...




don't get it?
Watch this

 

[SothE700k]

"Oh dude, 4 strenght 4 stam leather belt? AHHHH!!!"
oops...wrong game...




don't get it?
Watch this

....What....the....hell....was....THAT!?
*shivers* Please tell me that kid was shot.

 

[MarthFanatique]

i Use Snake Alot, And As Such I Like To Use Explosives Alot. Xd Whenever I Kill Someone With The C4, I Like To Say "yeah (char Name), There Are Bombs There..", And Whoever Got Killed Would Say "oh Gee, Thanks *****!".

Or Whenever I Kill My Friends Ike, He Likes To Scream "lucretcia!"

And Finally, Whenever We Manage To Do A Footstool Jump, We Say "you Know, In Melee I Couldn't Do That."

Epic, Epic Win!!!!

 

[notftomearth7]

Everybody loves Kung Fu Lukey Whenever some uses Lucario's double team.

 

[brinboy789]

scream "LOOK! A DISTRACTION" when your opponent is doing IC CG. too good

 

[PCHU]

scream "LOOK! A DISTRACTION" when your opponent is doing IC CG. too good

I did that to a friend.
He was using Kirby, and we both actually stopped fighting.
'Twas funny.
I was trying to get him to watch my PK Thunder, but it had already vanished...

And for some reason, Kirby hates being bald.
How do I know?
He spent a long while trying to get my Lucas hair.
When he DID get it, it was the end of the match for him, as I was waiting with a fsmash.
He lost his hair a lot that match.......