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Brawl Tales

ThreeSided

Smash Ace
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Surely there are some behind-the-scenes stories of brawl. Of course, since we can't see them, it only makes that we guess at the likely interesting/heroic/epic/hilarious events and adventures that occur when characters are waiting to spawn into a stage, and we will do so here!


"What's a Recovery?"

Starring: Kirby and Link!

:kirby2: :link2:


Kirby: Dude, your recovery sucks.

Link: Huh?

Kirby: You know, your recovery. It sucks giant DK ****.

Link: What's a recovery?

Kirby: That's quite a self-esteem you've got going there. You should work on that.

Link: No, seriously, what's a recovery?

Kirby: Woah, wait, you mean to tell me that you've been in the Super Smash Brothers series since the original N64 game, and you don't know what a recovery is?

Link: Guess not.

Kirby: Holy ****. How have you managed to survive this whole time?

Link: What do you mean?

Kirby: Like, how do you get back onto the stage when you get knocked off?

Link: Oh, that? I don't know. I just sorta lean upwards in the direction I'm being hit, kick my legs wildly behind me, and then lean back towards the stage and hope I can grab the edge.

Kirby: ...

Link: ... What?

Kirby: The ****? What is the point of all that?

Link: Well it's worked pretty well for me so far.

Kirby: Well, what about that spinney move you do?

Link: Huh?

Kirby: You know, the move where your sword glows and you spin around in the air.

Link: Oh, that? What about it?

Kirby: Don't you do that when you're coming back to the stage?

Link: Honestly, I just do that to look cool and flashy before I fall to my death.

Kirby: -_-
 

rPSIvysaur

[ɑɹsaɪ]
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Messages
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Link: Oh, that? I don't know. I just sorta lean upwards in the direction I'm being hit, kick my legs wildly behind me, and then lean back towards the stage and hope I can grab the edge.
All true, but it's actually he leans perpenicular to the direction he was being hit.
 

~Lady Luck~

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 11, 2009
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40
Location
Washington (no, there's no shiny vampires here)
"Zelda's Manly?"

Starring: Link and Zelda!

:link2: :zelda:

Link: Hey Zelda, your princess form is your true form, right?

Zelda: Why, yes it is.

Link: So...why is your Shiek form a higher tier than you?

Zelda: Better speed and priority?

Link: Maybe. I guess you simply would do better wearing a manly disguise than a dress, huh?

Zelda: ...

Link: Zelda?

And so, Link was never able to speak again since then.
 

Nihongo-ookami

Smash Journeyman
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Sep 23, 2008
Messages
450
Location
On a boat.
"Spikes..."

Sonic: Okay, I've totally got that Third Party spot nailed.

Mega Man: Oh ****. You did not just say that.

Sonic: I did.

Mega Man: Okay, we'll fight for it.

Sonic: Okay, then!

*Mega Man beats the living crap out of Sonic*
*Mega Man walks over to make sure he's not dead.*

Mega Man: Hey, you alright?

Sonic:Yeah, I'm fine. Mind helping me up?

Mega Man:Sure. *Grabs spikes, and then dies.*

Sonic:Heheh...Spiked.
 

phantomphungus

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Location
NW Washington
"Spikes..."

Sonic: Okay, I've totally got that Third Party spot nailed.

Mega Man: Oh ****. You did not just say that.

Sonic: I did.

Mega Man: Okay, we'll fight for it.

Sonic: Okay, then!

*Mega Man beats the living crap out of Sonic*
*Mega Man walks over to make sure he's not dead.*

Mega Man: Hey, you alright?

Sonic:Yeah, I'm fine. Mind helping me up?

Mega Man:Sure. *Grabs spikes, and then dies.*

Sonic:Heheh...Spiked.
Credit where credit is due. Stealing jokes off of someone else's comics is NOT cool. http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=230
 
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