ThreeSided
Smash Ace
Surely there are some behind-the-scenes stories of brawl. Of course, since we can't see them, it only makes that we guess at the likely interesting/heroic/epic/hilarious events and adventures that occur when characters are waiting to spawn into a stage, and we will do so here!
"What's a Recovery?"
Starring: Kirby and Link!
Kirby: Dude, your recovery sucks.
Link: Huh?
Kirby: You know, your recovery. It sucks giant DK ****.
Link: What's a recovery?
Kirby: That's quite a self-esteem you've got going there. You should work on that.
Link: No, seriously, what's a recovery?
Kirby: Woah, wait, you mean to tell me that you've been in the Super Smash Brothers series since the original N64 game, and you don't know what a recovery is?
Link: Guess not.
Kirby: Holy ****. How have you managed to survive this whole time?
Link: What do you mean?
Kirby: Like, how do you get back onto the stage when you get knocked off?
Link: Oh, that? I don't know. I just sorta lean upwards in the direction I'm being hit, kick my legs wildly behind me, and then lean back towards the stage and hope I can grab the edge.
Kirby: ...
Link: ... What?
Kirby: The ****? What is the point of all that?
Link: Well it's worked pretty well for me so far.
Kirby: Well, what about that spinney move you do?
Link: Huh?
Kirby: You know, the move where your sword glows and you spin around in the air.
Link: Oh, that? What about it?
Kirby: Don't you do that when you're coming back to the stage?
Link: Honestly, I just do that to look cool and flashy before I fall to my death.
Kirby: -_-
"What's a Recovery?"
Starring: Kirby and Link!
Kirby: Dude, your recovery sucks.
Link: Huh?
Kirby: You know, your recovery. It sucks giant DK ****.
Link: What's a recovery?
Kirby: That's quite a self-esteem you've got going there. You should work on that.
Link: No, seriously, what's a recovery?
Kirby: Woah, wait, you mean to tell me that you've been in the Super Smash Brothers series since the original N64 game, and you don't know what a recovery is?
Link: Guess not.
Kirby: Holy ****. How have you managed to survive this whole time?
Link: What do you mean?
Kirby: Like, how do you get back onto the stage when you get knocked off?
Link: Oh, that? I don't know. I just sorta lean upwards in the direction I'm being hit, kick my legs wildly behind me, and then lean back towards the stage and hope I can grab the edge.
Kirby: ...
Link: ... What?
Kirby: The ****? What is the point of all that?
Link: Well it's worked pretty well for me so far.
Kirby: Well, what about that spinney move you do?
Link: Huh?
Kirby: You know, the move where your sword glows and you spin around in the air.
Link: Oh, that? What about it?
Kirby: Don't you do that when you're coming back to the stage?
Link: Honestly, I just do that to look cool and flashy before I fall to my death.
Kirby: -_-