Capt.Falcons new taunts

[j.rob]

Capt falcon has the most cheesy pwnsm taunt in taunting history.
Now brawl introduces multiple taunts.

Now think of some other taunts besides SHOW ME YA MUUUUVES that falcon could have.
make it as wacky as ya want.

ill start

1.Just imagen that victory pose in melee where he curls up and then bends back while going HUH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! but this time as he is about to bend back he rips of his shirt while showing of his shmexy toned body and physique(?) while his muscles ripple and pump.

2.Suck it.D-generation x wwe style.

3.he dances mc hammer style.

Your turn

Joke thread btw

 

[BananaHammock]

1. Give him Pichu's taunt (the one lying down), but instead of saying "Pichu", he would be ROFLing at his opponent's pathetic combat skillz!

2. He flexes every muscle in his body while giving an enormous Thumbs Down, and yelling "WORTHLESS!"

 

[Numa Dude]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME!

Spoiler

Totally joking by the way

 

[j.rob]

1. Give him Pichu's taunt (the one lying down), but instead of saying "Pichu", he would be ROFLing at his opponent's pathetic combat skillz!

2. He flexes every muscle in his body while giving an enormous Thumbs Down, and yelling "WORTHLESS!"

LOL at the pichu 1

 

[JR Legend]

He pokes his oponents eyes out with his massive manly nipples(1% damage like luigis taunt)

 

[Burning Soul]

God, it could be anything and i would laugh my *** off

 

[Nekorion]

His old weird convulsing upper cut winning pose from ssb64 I bet comes back D:

 

[Legolastom]

He lights a cigarette smokes it for a bit, puts it out in your eye then kicks you saying "HHUUUUUUUUHH"

 

[Drake3]

His nipples will inflate and explode sending shrapnel everywhere.

 

[paralasalud]

Capt falcon has the most cheesy pwnsm taunt in taunting history.
Now brawl introduces multiple taunts.

Now think of some other taunts besides SHOW ME YA MUUUUVES that falcon could have.
make it as wacky as ya want.

ill start

1.Just imagen that victory pose in melee where he curls up and then bends back while going HUH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! but this time as he is about to bend back he rips of his shirt while showing of his shmexy toned body and physique(?) while his muscles ripple and pump.

2.Suck it.D-generation x wwe style.

3.he dances mc hammer style.

Your turn

Joke thread btw

i bet when he rips his shirt off a set of manboobs pop out. puhaha

another one of his taunts should be where he stands like this

then some fanboy comes out and polishes his knee.

 

[BananaHammock]

LAWL @ Captain Morgan

 

[bluebomber22]

CF Taunts:
1: Show me your moves!

2: Falcon stand with his hands on his hips (classic superman pose) and yells , "FALCON KILL!!!!" everyone on the screen including himself instantly dies.

3: "Captain Falcon up in this OH!!! Watch me crank and watch me roll!!!" Falcon does the Soulja boy

 

[GOTM]

omg. falcon doin the soulha boy would be amazing, haha

 

[MarthTrinity]

Captain Falcon looks at his foe and mouths the word, "knee." They then instantly fling themselves off the stage.

 

[j.rob]

i bet when he rips his shirt off a set of manboobs pop out. puhaha

another one of his taunts should be where he stands like this

then some fanboy comes out and polishes his knee.

L.M.F.A.O keep em comming

 

[Numa Dude]

Two glorious words. Party Boy.

 

[JR Legend]

oh oh i got another one lol

he stuns his oponent with his inhuman amount of testosterone.


he is pure man.even pink-pansy strawberry and cream falcon in melee.

 

[Legolastom]

Captrain Flacon jumps in. Kills Falcon and says "Show me your spoons".

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p35/Legolastom/CaptrainFlaconFA.jpg

 

[Drclaw411]

2.Suck it.D-generation x wwe style

Waluigi had this after he scored a goal in Super Mario Strikers (for GameCube)

 

[Yaya]

1. SHOW YOUR MOVES!

2. His knee inflates, making it impossible to miss.

3. He upgrades his knee to now make whoever is hit by it Spontanisly Combusts and explode.

 

[Glinth]

1. Dry hump the screen
2. Rub his manly nipples
3. Flexes his muscles
4. throws his helmet up in the air, catches it, and puts it back on

 

[j.rob]

oh oh i got another one lol

he stuns his oponent with his inhuman amount of testosterone.


he is pure man.even pink-pansy strawberry and cream falcon in melee.

LOL STRAWBERRY AND CREAM FALCON!

 

[Cojiro]

1. Licks finger, touches nipple. Flame effect similar to Super Spicy Curry ensues.

2. He slowly kisses his biceps, 1 at a time. If a female character is on the stage facing Falcon, they become stunned (i.e. Shieldbreak animation)

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

The old "Show your moves!" quote should come back. Captain Falcon has said that all the way back to N64 SSB.

 

[Hong]

Captain Falcon looks at his foe and mouths the word, "knee." They then instantly fling themselves off the stage.

This made my day.

 

[80W53R]

He should have mario's growing taunt and then do bowser's roaring taunt but instead of roaring he should say " Boo-ya!".

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

*sigh* Where the f*ck IS Captain Falcon already?! You're killin' me Sakurai...

 

[Mega Conrad]

1. Falcon salutes the camera and yells "Buttered Toast!"
2. Collapses and starts flailing wildy, similar to Crazy Hand's struggle attack
3. Falcon produces a baby out of nowhere and launches it at his foes

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

1. Be's ****ing awesome
2. Be ****ing manly.
3. Be's ****ing kick-***.
4. Be's a ****ing beast.

Wait, this a joke topic...?

 

[nukethemall73]

tenses muscles, costume explodes, and then he becomes zero-suit falcon. ftw

 

[Mega Conrad]

tenses muscles, costume explodes, and then he becomes zero-suit falcon. ftw

Lmao zero suit falcon....and you can pick up his boots, helmet and pants and throw em at people

 

[nukethemall73]

lol, and if you get hit by one of his pieces of clothing, you become really muscly like him, or if you collect all the pieces you become rediculously muscly, and gain damage. i think zero suit falcon should just be wearing a white pair of boxer shorts with pink hearts all over them, and white socks