Captain Falcon, we need you

[BooDestroyer]

Still no sign of Mr. Falcon yet. >.> This isn't Smash without him.

They've shown Samurai Goroh as an Assist Trophy long ago and a Dr. Stewart trophy, but no Falcon as of yet. What is this, some kind of sick joke?

Who here is eager to see him in Brawl?

 

[HecNukem]

i

Aye !

 

[Chris of STARS]

Shuuuut....uuuuuuup. He's coming. No need for you to make this thread.

 

[voittaa711]

Agreed. There is no reason Captain Falcon won't return or that you should make a thread about it.

 

[LavisFiend]

Captain Falcon is in the bathroom. He ate some bad tacos. He will arrive shortly after his vicious bowel movements cease.

 

[prettymanfairy]

Captain Falcon is in the bathroom. He ate some bad tacos. He will arrive shortly after his vicious bowel movements cease.

FALCON INDIGESTION!

 

[Magnacor]

Vicious bowel movements, eh? I heard they were just moderately bad bowel movements.

 

[LavisFiend]

Vicious bowel movements, eh? I heard they were just moderately bad bowel movements.

Poor ol' Falcon happens to be allergic to the lettuce apparently...

So his bowels easily are OVER 9000!!!! in terms of pain.

 

[MuraRengan]

now his up b will be FALCON FART!!! (wow that was lame)

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

Captain Falcon is in the bathroom. He ate some bad tacos. He will arrive shortly after his vicious bowel movements cease.

that's right, he and Krystal took a honeymoon to El Salvador and ate at a spicy Mexican cuisine. He'll turn up shortly...

 

[frankisvital]

Falcon Strain!
Falcon "discharge!"
Falcon Cry!
Falcon Strain!
Falcon Drip!
Falcon Sigh!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!
Falcon Plunge!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!

 

[Karleko]

This post really wasn't needed, he will be announced october 12th (yeah right). The update will show that his delayed conformation is because he is....THE SUBSPACE MASTER. He will KNEE all those who oppose the mighty NIPPLE suit...

 

[Aryman]

Falcon Strain!
Falcon "discharge!"
Falcon Cry!
Falcon Strain!
Falcon Drip!
Falcon Sigh!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!
Falcon Plunge!
Falcon Wipe!
Falcon Flush!

Cant...stop...laughing.... XD

 

[skullkidd]

He's just making sure he's ready to show us his moves.
He'll be here.

 

[SantaClaus]

Is this a joke thread?

 

[raphtmarqui]

I wonder whats delaying the update?

 

[smashbot226]

Poor ol' Falcon happens to be allergic to the lettuce apparently...

So his bowels easily are OVER 9000!!!! in terms of pain.

In celebration of Fox's FS...

His bowels are...

DOING A BARREL ROLL!!!

 

[SonicMario]

Captain Falcon is No Doubt returning. The F-Zero symbol on Samauri Goroh's Assist Trophy update WAS the symbol on the back of Captain Falcon. There is NO chance that Captain Falcon won't make it back.

 

[platnum]

C.falcon has no place in brawl.

 

[JGTC]

Falcon Nipple Clips.
There, I said it.

 

[Deleted member]

C.falcon has no place in brawl.

Yes he does. STFU n00b. GTFO

I want him in Brawl. He is the second best player I use after Fox.

 

[platnum]

Yes he does. STFU n00b. GTFO

I want him in Brawl. He is the second best player I use after Fox.

I WAS JOKING

 

[nhfjkcvjlkfljivhk.lhkhkhjl]

Still no sign of Mr. Falcon yet. >.> This isn't Smash without him.

They've shown Samurai Goroh as an Assist Trophy long ago and a Dr. Stewart trophy, but no Falcon as of yet. What is this, some kind of sick joke?

Who here is eager to see him in Brawl?

IM SCARED OF NIPPLAZ

 

[Magnacor]

I wonder whats delaying the update?

Don't you remember? "Heroes always arrive late..."

 

[Deleted member]

I WAS JOKING

Well you ain't very funny. >__>;;

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

Captain Falcon, Where In The World Are You??!!


no but seriously, I do firmly BELIEVE that Capt. Falcon is the next character update, I mean who else would it be?

 

[Jackal478]

Captain Falcon, Where In The World Are You??!!


no but seriously, I do firmly BELIEVE that Capt. Falcon is the next character update, I mean who else would it be?

maybe about the other 20 characters planned to be released? X_X

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

C.falcon has no place in brawl.

and you, sir, have NO PLACE in this world.

 

[platnum]

and you, sir, have NO PLACE in this world.

i was joking

 

[Tom]

Brawl forums make me fear the future.

 

[Spekkie]

ROFLMAO! Do you hear me laughing?


I will give him what he wants though:

I WANT CAPTAIN FALCON!

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

i was joking

yeah your joking right? I see that you created a thread saying Blaziken over C. Falcon?





FAIL

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Brawl forums make me fear the future.

...Then you definetly don't want to try some of the other forums...This is good in comparison

 

[Spekkie]

Brawl forums make me fear the future.

I know double posting is prohibited, but what if they saw Tom's original Pokeman and replaced Mr.Falconian Punch with it?

ZOMGOSH!!!!1!1111!!!

 

[Hydde]

The Nipple popping old man will be back with a gang-bang of groupies.

Fear not, The knee will arrive sooner or later.

 

[Dragon Master Luigi]

The Knee Of Legend!!!

 

[vesperview]

Stop bumping this thread it doesn't even have a good starter to the discussion, if you want to discuss C Falcon go to his thread geez.

 

[VanillaMummy]

Brawl forums make me fear the future.

And your sig makes me love the present.

Anyways, Falcon will show up in due time. Hopefully it'll be prefaced with a "WARNING....CHALLENGER APPRO- FALCON PUNCH!!!"

or I will be FALCON DISSAPOINTED!

 

[MR.WIGZ]

falcon vs. snake

match-up of the century

 

[abit_rusty]

that's right, he and Krystal took a honeymoon to El Salvador and ate at a spicy Mexican cuisine. He'll turn up shortly...

Montezuma's Revenge ....

Spoiler

look it up