Cast the Super Smash Bros. Movie!

[Dexter Morgan]

I'll start:

Capt. Falcon - John Cena


= John C. Reilly

= Sacha Baron Cohen

= Reese Witherspoon

= George Lopez

= Johnathon Taylor Thomas

= Keira Knightly

= Kate Beckinsale

= Verne Troyer

= Christian Bale

 

[Mac Dre]

vern troyer needs hair

 

[AquaTech]

Hahaha, nice.
Adrien Brody could be Yoshi.

 

[DarkWarCloud]

dedede should be big black, definately.
ganondorf would be Samuel L. motha' ****in Jackson.
wolf could be anyone in some makeup and some digital effects.
ike could be anyone who fights for his friends.

 

[ZSSamus]

Nice. I wouldn't cast Kate Beckinsale as ZSS, I would try to find an unknown that looked more like her. :\ Also, Christian Bale is going to play Snake in an MGS movie already, or so I've heard. Other than that good casting.

 

[Brainiac_man]

Solid Snake = Chuck Norris

you fail.

 

[DarkWarCloud]

but chuck norris would have to dye his hair. i guess he could punch his hair untill it became snakes hair color though.

 

[lycrof]

Ron Jeremy would make a better wario. Charlize Theron would make a better Samus.

 

[Metal_Dave]

Lmao@olimar! Niceness.

 

[Recognize]

This is hillarious, Maybe danny devito for Wario IMO.

 

[Negi-Kun]

I would watch it over 9000 times. =P

 

[Cookiez]

Oh my god that was TOO AWESOME. I still think no one is worthy of Captain Falcon but Chuck Norris though :3

 

[SagaKirby]

LOL,I would watch it if george Lopez was in it.
God forbid Uwe Boli makes the movie.

...I wonder who would be Zero suit samus(besides kate)...or Pikachu,or kirby,orGanondorf....

 

[ZSSamus]

^ I think Uwe should quit while he's still wealthy.

 

[sugarpoultry]

THIS THREAD ROCKS!!!!! All those are good except for maybe Zelda. I'd have her:

Sophia Myles. She'd be the best Zelda IMO.

 

[ZSSamus]

^ Good call. +1

 

[Banjodorf]

Few things I'd change

Orlando Bloom needs to be Link...duh

devito needs to be Wario (Although George Lopez is pretty good too)

And NOONE, NOONE should play Captain Falcon but Adam ****ing West.

Picture Adam West saying "Falcon Punch!"

 

[sugarpoultry]

I can't see Orlando Bloom as Link... O_O

I can see him as Link:

 

[crosser43]

There's already a thread like this with 200+ posts, and we decided Vin Diesel for C.Falcon, and Rosie O'Donnell for Wario.

 

[Sonic XD]

I lol'd at this thread.

 

[Blade Knight]

Michal Jackson=GayMenWatch lol
Ash Ketchum=Pit.

 

[Sonic XD]

Jason Griffith = Sonic

 

[Marie_54]

^No, Sonic will be played by crosser's sig.

 

[Sonic XD]

Sonic should be voiced by Ryan Drummond.

 

[SagaKirby]

^ I think Uwe should quit while he's still wealthy.

I agree,if he does.who want to join me at attacking his house?
...just kidding,Security..>_>

 

[Ramgigon]

Why isn't Mario played by someone with a mustache?
Pretty good, but Kate Beckinsale isn't blond, so.

P.S. Love that Luigi.

 

[SagaKirby]

Why isn't Mario played by someone with a mustache?

Still a good choice for mario,though...
and why isnt tom cruise in this movie?

 

[MarthTrinity]

Still a good choice for mario,though...
and why isnt tom cruise in this movie?

He is. Tom Cruise would be the Little Mac AT.

I want to see Arnold play Donkey Kong...or ROB...

We also need Bruce Boxleitner to play Tabuu.

Spoiler

I wonder if anyone will get this XD

 

[fortunArcanum]

LOL @ Tron.

 

[SKAwesome]

I have to say this thread reeks of pure awesomeness.

But I disagree with Snake. After seeing IronMan, Robert Downey Jr. would be the perfect person to play him.

 

[SkylerOcon]

The insanely super overpower mary-sue OC that appears in every n00b's SSB fanfiction would clearly be played by me.

You can just tell from my unholy aura of awesomeness.

 

[SagaKirby]

^lolwut.....

 

[doodmahn]

Solid Snake = Chuck Norris

you fail.

Old meme is OLD and not funny any more.

 

[smashbot226]

Dakota Fanning is Lucas.

She'd be a great Lucas.

Because they are both cowardly little girls.



Andy Serkis is King Ko... I mean, Donkey Kong.

Gosh, who's Bowser?

Oh, I know!

How about Ike...

Johnny Depp...

Marth?

someone who's sexual preference is questionable....

FRANKIE MUNIZ!!!

Who would be Ness?

Daniel Radcliffe!

Finally, who'd be Sonic...

Oh...my...God...

/thread.

 

[Homelessvagrant]

sorry but Lou Albano has too Mario because we all know the movie will be fail. So why not make the movie epic fail.

 

[Cooper736]

Harrison Ford would make a great Capt. Falcon.

Jason Lee just SCREAMS Luigi. Look at that stache!

With some green make-up and some necromancy, the late John Candy could definitely pull off Bowser. Just look at that expression!

 

[fortunArcanum]

You know it's a good day when you've managed to fit the word necromancy into a post.

 

[chansen]

^good call^

id say that guy from escape from new york would be a good snake.

 

[Spire]

Ron Perlman for Donkey Kong.

 

[chansen]

john goodman for donkey kong