Cast the Super Smash Bros. Movie!

[smashbot226]

John Goodman for King Dedede.

Fixed for truth

 

[pirkid]

Somewhat scared.

Orlando Bloom doesn't deserve anything after Troy. ><

 

[Marie_54]

Voices...

Mario should by voiced by whoever does-

I take back what i said earlier about Sonic...


Sonic doesn't have an innocent smile...

The smile on the book is better for this but i couldn't find a scan...


And Pikmin should be done by the guy that does the Niñato de Valencia recordings...

El que quiera reirse busque Cacos Solo Casa Vs. Niñato Metro Valencia en You Tube pero les advierto que tiene un chorro de malas palabras.

 

[J0™]

Michael Clarke Duncan as Mr. Game & Watch.

 

[Tom]

Honest to god, I heard that if you meet Michael Clarke Duncan on the street and you tell him "You're Michael Clarke Duncan!", he'll give you five dollars. This is because he was tired of being recognized by his fans as his roles instead of his name. =)

Also, to the thread creator, I love your name, your location, and your signature. Bay Harbor Butcher <3

 

[orintemple]

Lol John Candy is dead, he can't play Bowser XD

Also, Christian Bale as Snake is just too perfect and I think I would crap my pants if that actually happened.

The OP had a great post IMO. That would be a hell of an expensive movie with all those big name stars though.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

This thread is amazing.

Kevin Spacey as Taboo?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Cooper736]

Lol John Candy is dead, he can't play Bowser XD

Note the necromancy reference. Similar to what I'm doing to this thread.

He played the villain in Batman, and now he's ready to go computer-generated! Jack Nicholson is cast as Wolf.

Matt Damon has become a certified tough guy from the Bourne series, so I think he'd make a great Fox. And he's got the accent down.

Freddy Highmore touched our hearts in "Finding Neverland" and made us laugh in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," so he's perfect for the demanding role of everyone's favorite 12-year-old hero. Though we'll have to do something about the hair.

 

[JhMS]

Orlando Bloom just needs to be Link.
Snake=Robert Downey Jr.
Fox=Matt Damon.Agree with Cooper 736.
Marth=Leonardio Di Caprio...
Falcon=Chuck Norris!!!...nah i just dont know.
Thats waht I think so far.

 

[Snowstalker]

Wario=Danny DeVito

 

[SagaKirby]

Wario=Danny DeVito

lol.good ol'danny,I can imagine that.:B

 

[SagaKirby]

I gotta say this.
Maaaaat daaaamoooon.(team american reference)

but mat damon as fox.lol.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Solid Snake = Chuck Norris

you fail.

Solid Snake=

Chuck Norris

Done.

 

[PRINCESS PEACH777]

Yay....i love Reese Witherspoon i have most of her movies

 

[Zook]

Carlos Mancia (I spelt that wrong, I just know it) for Dedede.

 

[Cooper736]

Done.

Fixed.

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

If Christian Bale would be in this movie, it would become epic. Good choices btw. You have to find a way to get Chan in there, tough.

 

[Spire]

You guys know that they're making a Metal Gear movie, right? No cast has been confirmed, but I'm curious to know who'll make the cut.

 

[Sean²]

=

Pit will be played by Hayden Christensen or my name's Jesus. I mean, come on, THEY'RE IDENTICAL.

 

[Hoots]

Only one man could pull off Wario!


Ian Mcshane!

 

[Power and Agility]

Who is gonna be the pikmin babies?

Snake should play as Snake XD they look exactly the same.

 

[Collective of Bears]

=

For sure.

 

[Yuna]

^ I think Uwe should quit while he's still wealthy.

Uwe's wealthy? Doesn't he invest some of his own money into his doomed projects? And how can he be wealthy if his movies keep bombing?

 

[Viroxor]

The Governator for Snake. Some annoying 8-year-old kid could play Sonic and Pit. And for Bowser:

Gotta be Shaq. He can dunk but he can't jump and shoot!

 

[Yuna]

If Christian Bale would be in this movie, it would become epic. Good choices btw. You have to find a way to get Chan in there, tough.

Chan could be, er... Marth? O_o. Naah, he's too old. Jackie Chan be one of the generic SSE enemies XD.

Pit will be played by Hayden Christensen or my name's Jesus. I mean, come on, THEY'RE IDENTICAL.

Only they aren't and Hayden's way too old and tall for the role.

 

[Doodx]

lol this thread is awesome
zss = any pornstar found
Commander Blitzkrieg: i LOLed sooo hard that i dont think i will sleep
captain falcon = Tony jaa(muay thai dude)
melee Captain falcon= bruce lee

 

[Collective of Bears]

The Governator for Snake. Some annoying 8-year-old kid could play Sonic and Pit. And for GANONDORF:

Gotta be Shaq. He can dunk but he can't jump and shoot!

Fixed. 10Chucknorrisfalcons

 

[Roy-G-Biv]

Do the actors have to live in America?

Mary Kate, and Ashley Olsen = Ice Climbers
Angelina Jolie = Samus/Zero suit
Shia LaBeouf = Pit
Sean Connery = ROB
Harrison Ford = Iek
Jackie Chan = Lucario
Link = Orlando Bloom
Toon Link = The person who plays edmund in the chronicles of narnia
Wolf = The person who plays Dr. Evil in austin Powers
Pikachu = Anyone capable of saying "Pika"

 

[Viroxor]

Comm. Blitzkrieg: Perfect. That works even better.

 

[KoalaBear]

Lol this thread is epic

 

[jakeadactyl]

i've got popo and nana!

andddddd he can double as sonic!

or maybe marth?

 

[SagaKirby]

steve carell could be mario or luigi for some reason...

I just cant describe why...

 

[cheap_josh]

=

 

[Tom]

Uwe's wealthy? Doesn't he invest some of his own money into his doomed projects? And how can he be wealthy if his movies keep bombing?

Sadly, no. Uwe abuses this government grant from his home country (Germany possibly?) where they match what you pay for films that go international or some ****. Basically, he keeps making bomb horrible movies and he doesn't go broke.

 

[llovell]

=

 

[Shuma]

Samus:

The Girl is Roberta Murgo, google her.

Ganondorf:

Add Red Hair and Evil.

 

[YoungPat]

Lucas

Cole Sprouse

 

[Viroxor]

Samus:

The Girl is Roberta Murgo, google her.

Ganondorf:

Add Red Hair and Evil.

No. Shaq IS Ganondorf.

 

[RolandBeoulve]

Michael Clark Duncan is so much more awesome then Shaq and who's the better actor>.>? Wonder why they didn't post the rest of that picture of that uncanny Samus look-a-like.

 

[Viroxor]

No, you don't understand, Shaq was made to play Ganondorf. Same reasons he could have played Bowser. He can dunk, but he can't jump for crap and he can't shoot for crap. Ganondorf=Shaquille O'Neill.

Besides, at what point was it ever insinuated we were doing this based on acting skill? I was doing what was funnier.