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Castle.exe

Pythag

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lmfao

go to garden path outside cottage and smell roses

life Is too busy these days, why not stop and smell the roses? Through the sour grossness in your helmet you smell...a really nice smelling rose!
 

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Put helmet back on. Go back to cottage. Do exercise. Get ready for the purge tonight. With your fishing pole.
 

Pythag

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Put helmet back on. Go back to cottage. Do exercise. Get ready for the purge tonight. With your fishing pole.



The night is dark and full of terrors. You grip the fishing pole tightly. It is your only source of unfeeling justice. You look at the walls of your cottage, and pray to the heavens that they will hold fast. it’s gonna be a long night.

you are in your cottage, Exits are EXIT
 
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Return to cottage, read a book with lantern. Hope the purge passes by without noticing us.
 
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Exit, go North examine tree and ignore future impulses to return to cottage
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you exit your cottage and here a sound that makes your heart sink. You locked the door, but are 90% sure you left your keys inside

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on the winding path you get a good (if poorly drawn ) look at the tall tree. It is indeed VERY tall. It looks surprisingly claimable.
 

Pythag

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climbing tree seems dangerous. maybe should save before trying it.

but personally since this is castle.exe I want to find the castle

head east on winding path
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you find yourself at the edge of a DRAWBRIDGE to Castle.exe! a large grumpy troll stands in the path.
Exits are WEST to the winding path and EAST into Castle.exe

SCORE : 18
 
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Ask troll if everything is alright and if there is anything I can do to make his day better.


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you shout out you general concern for the toll. He doesn’t respond. Then you remember you don’t speak troll. You words fall on deaf ears.
 

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I feel like we should give the troll a rose

return to garden path and carefully pick a flower from rosebush
 
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Pythag

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I feel like we should give the troll a rose

return to garden path and carefully pick a flower from rosebush
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you do, and receive it legend of Zelda style! A single ROSE is added to your inventory.
exits are : SOUTH and NORTH

Score : 23
 

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Intimidate Troll with your fishing pole. Do fancy pose. Then eat rose.
 

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Intimidate... I mean seduce town wench.
 

#HBC | Kary

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you know it occurred to me, if they have a drawbridge, why do they need a troll?

can't they just raise the bridge to keep people out? or is this some kind of job-creation program?

anyways I think we should climb the tree but im not sure we want to be wearing armor to do so. in fact im not sure if we're wearing armor or some kind of medieval cloth apron thing.

check equipment status
 
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Pythag

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you know it occurred to me, if they have a drawbridge, why do they need a troll?

can't they just raise the bridge to keep people out? or is this some kind of job-creation program?

anyways I think we should climb the tree but im not sure we want to be wearing armor to do so. in fact im not sure if we're wearing armor or some kind of medieval cloth apron thing.

check equipment status
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your fishing rod is in good shape, if unused, your lantern is good, though unlit despite what previous artwork would imply. Your rose is as beautiful and fragrant as always. You’re pretty sure your armor is flavor armor, and not a game mechanic.
 
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