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Characters you want in Brawl just so you can beat thef cabbage out of them.

rock_in_reo

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There are lots of characters people want in Brawl just so they can kick them and punch the **** out of them, so i decided to make this.

I'll start off with one... Rayman (just off the top of my head)

floating body-bits everywhere! :laugh:

and u can say wat u would want to do to them too, like smash them with the baseball bat ect.

(btw sry 4 the long name)
 

Chaos_Dude

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Well, the only person I could imagine beating the cabbage out of is Jack from Harvest Moon, of course I could only do it in the Spring.
Of course, I kid.
Honestly... Well, DarkKnight077 pretty much has it covered. Just bursting his balloon on SSBM was kinda worth it. Of course, that's assuming he doesn't take up a slot for a character I want. We'll talk when I know my characters are in.
 

Wh00pideedoo

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shadow from the shadow the hedge hog game (curse him!!!!), and george W. bush (take this *punches him* and this is for huricane katrina * hits him again*)
 

FiErCe_oNi

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john cena deffinatly... i just want to kill that pile of trash. i just hope they dont make him broken like he is on TV.. o well wrestlin sucks and its for homos anyway
 

Thrillhouse-vh.

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Sora was in "KH: Chain of Memories", and people want him in Brwl cause of that, and so do I...









.... So I can beat the crap out of him for "KH: Chain Of Memoires" sucking so much
 

GaryCXJk

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I myself love to beat the crap out of Little Mac. Not that I have something against him, but it would be fun to fight against a boxer. And who knows, maybe I would still get beat.
 

Destruction_King

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ThundaSnake said:
Cloud and Sephiroth!
I agree with your sentiments, but unfortunately, that would mean including them in the game. And then all the FF VII Fanboys would oversaturate the SSBB forums with crap like "OMG Cl0ud is so kewl he1s mah B15hie," and "Kno way S3phie wuld 5o beat C1oud..."

And Smashboards itself is one of those places they'd swarm.

I guess, I'd say Pichu. That way, I'll have a punching bag, and be able to satisfy SSBM Pichu lovers.
 

lanky_gunner

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curse you rock_in_reo for saying you want to beat the living cabbage out of rayman! no one should diss rayman! rayman is pimp.

and i don't want any characters in there so i could beat them up, i just want characters that are good so i will like them and use them often.

besides, we already have a strong feeling jiggs will be in, so that is all i need. hell, you don't even need another character to beat up jiggs. just put up it's sheild and watch it fly.
 

rock_in_reo

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colbusman said:
curse you rock_in_reo for saying you want to beat the living cabbage out of rayman! no one should diss rayman! rayman is pimp.

and i don't want any characters in there so i could beat them up, i just want characters that are good so i will like them and use them often.

besides, we already have a strong feeling jiggs will be in, so that is all i need. hell, you don't even need another character to beat up jiggs. just put up it's sheild and watch it fly.
lol sorry man, he was the first guy to come to my head... (i thought of sonic but i probably would have been whipped to death if i said him)

but a few more... crash bandicoot (a chainsaw would be handy...), glover and master chief (that would be SO fun picking up the *** spartan with Kirby and bashing the living daylights out of him :p)
 

Thrillhouse-vh.

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rock_in_reo said:
WOOT! (take that pierce brosnan *kick*, the last bond film sucked!)
If we shoul kill any Bond, it shou ld be Daniel Craig. Remaking a Bond film with a newcomer that doesn;t even seem Bond Material in anyother movies?

Hopefully they will see that Casino Royale will suck and fire him back for Connerey :p Well, at least somebody besides Craig.
 

Chaos_Dude

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They had to change Pierce Brosnan eventually. He got old. I'm willing to give Daniel Craig a chance. If any celebrity makes it in the game, I'll beat the cabbage out of them in reality for killing the SSB franchise.
 

Master Puppet

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Anyone who my annoying brother is playing as, I will be content to obliterate. However, I like beating up Kirby and Jigglypuff, with the knowledge that they'll just bounce back after every hit.
 

Xx swift xX

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I want to rip those f*ckin wings off Navi. "Leesin to this b****!" oh, sorry to you fairy fans, but that b****'s annoying as hell once you've gone through the game so many times.

Kind to think of it, that stupid owl's mad annoyin too. I want to shoot him with a million fire arrows and watch his feathers burn off as he hoots his way over to gettin warlock punch and shadow balled at the same time as I yell TEABAGGED!!
 

LabotomyLab

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LOL *drum roll plz* New Comer Ridly!!!! He is really a decent Char. but yea...also just for s's and g's throw Sephiroth in there *sword reaches across the level and Super Nova* too cheap if you ask me....
 

Kriegsseele

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Just put Peach in and I'm fine. *jokes*

Well, I'd like to bash Chuck Norris. But he's no Nintendo Char. Duh.
I'll go for Pikachu and Pichu. Little, stupid rats. Little.
 

Stryks

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Tijuana cabrones!
Tingle
Starfy
Toad
Ash (u going to die ****er!!)
Rayman
Cute pokemon
Sonic (so all the sonic lover would shut up! )
 

Stryks

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Gory snake said:
Mido, I think his name was, the little punk bully in Kokiri woods in Ocarina of Time
Hahahahaha sweet.
Oh ok got another one: Navy
Hey!
Look out!
Listen!
Boy was she annoying!!
 

Thrillhouse-vh.

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I'd liketo kick the crap out of Banjo-Kazooie for switching over to Microsoft.

@ Dokuro- Does your name have anything do with the anime "Club To Death Angel Dokuro-Chan?"
 

Dokuro

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@ hemightbegiant- Yes. Yes it does :D

Also, I thought nintendo made rare/banjo-kazooie move to microsoft...?

edito: waiwataitiait if Nintendo makes a remake of SSB64 on the DS, Banjo-Kazooie could be in it so theres still a chance that you could beat the crap out of them...
 

TAMASHI

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I like that...'beat the cabbage out of'...
Anyway, one of my teachers, Angelic Guns should know which one I'm talking about...0_o

And, of course...Bill Gates!!! =D =D =D =D
 

Rizzoduckman

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i would like to beat up................a lot of celebrities because there all evil........and hitler because its always fun to see hitler get beat up
 
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