Corrupt-a-wish!

[pawndidater2]

Granted But You Get A Life Sentence.

I Wish For Another Wish.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted i have to make it for you

i wish that Regular Show got cancelled

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but only because Cartoon Network went bankrupt.

I wish for Equestria Girls to be good.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but it doesn't meet your expectations just everyone else's.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but everybody has to eat sour food for the rest of their life.

I wish the Nintendo Hero Survivor First Round ends quickly.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but PaRappa the Rapper wins, and he isn't even nintendo!!

i wish that they uncancelled Animaniacs

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but re-runs are on all the time.

I wish 9 ate 7 before 7 ate 9.

 

[Zombie Baki]

actually, i like reruns

granted but NEGATIVE 9 ate 7

i wish that IM Meen was on steam

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but it gets so many bad ratings from haters you can't even find it.

I wish I didn't have nightmares.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, now you have daymares

i wish that i did'nt make a wish

 

[pawndidater2]

Joke's on you, I already have daymares.

*NO WISH DETECTED, MOVING ON WITH OUR LIVES*

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but I already ate it.

I wish that I could find a Shiny starter.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, you get a shiny Fennekin, which evolves into a Fire/Fighting.

I wish it was August.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but every thinks and acts like it's still June.

I wish Nintendo put N64 games on the 3DS VC

 

[~Peachy~]

Granted, but they're only available in Japan.

I wish for world peace!

 

[Xivii]

Granted, on Jupiter where there are no human beings and thus peace.

I wish for the greatest tasting ramen that could possibly be created.

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but I get to eat it.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

 

[Rychu]

gramted, you focus your attention on one thing for the rest of your life

I wish Batman was playable in Smash 4

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, but it turns out he's a home-run bat with googly eyes.

I wish my work ethic was faster than it is.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but you are so fast that you break every law.

i wish that they made a Drawn to Life 3

 

[pawndidater2]

Granted, but they ship every copy to me.

I wish for the destruction of all life.

 

[FalKoopa]

Granted, but new life sprouts from the remains of earlier life forms.

I wish for a Wii U.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, but you 'accidentally' shut off the console during the startup update, causing it to be bricked.

I wish I had a harem full of Fire Emblem waifus.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you realize its still just a copy of Fire Emblem: Awakening.

I wish Decisive Games was still Forum Game's subforum, as it should be. ;<

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but decisive games is removed as well

i wish for Courage the cowardly dog

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but he runs away from you in fear and you can't find him again.

I wish Sakurai would stop being such a troll with the SSB4 website updates...

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted he reveals everything and now no one wants to buy the games because of the ruined element of surprise is gone

i wish it was October...

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. It's now October. In the year 1653 AD.

I wish I had a nice refreshing Coke to drink.

 

[Pyra]

Cool. It's nice and refreshing and all, but it's the old version of Coke. With coke in it. You become a drug addict.

I wish the next person to post divides by 0.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, the answer is zero

i wish for windows 9 to remove panels!

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it removes the glass panel from your monitor and you can't use it anymore!

I wish I knew where Zombie Baki's avatar came from. D:

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. You suddenly forget.

I wish the SMT IV soundtrack had more songs on it.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, they just copy paste the songs already on there into the soundtrack a few more times to fluff it up.

I wish Project X Zone included more Klonoa!

 

[Pyra]

Granted. Klonoa is now playable, but only 1/8 of his sprite is visible at all times and his attacks do absolutely nothing.

I wish the person who grants my wish could only speak with periods.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. I now purge the mucus lining and tonsils in my mouth every month and grow new ones. And I do it all over you.

I wish I didn't give such a gross grantment to that wish. x_x;

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you made your grantment as mushy as possible.

I wish my fortune cookies would always be true.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted everyone in your family is cursed with no known way to fix it

I wish i had a Digimon partner

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but its that poop Digimon that nobody likes.

I wish I could understand what exactly Reggie Fils Amie's body is ready for.

 

[Pyra]

Granted.

Spoiler

I wish for dnwfngbh.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, unspeakable horrors come and wipe you from existance.

I wish that image wasn't broken in your last granting. :x