Corrupt-a-wish!

[HeavySmashGuy]

Ganted, but Sonic Lost World becomes Tommy Wiseau Lost Room.
I wish Toho would keep making Godzilla movies till the end of time.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted tomorrow is "the end of time" and no Godzilla movie was made due to the lack of time to create it.
I wish they would announce Zelda in ssb4 already...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but Ganondorf is confirmed to be cut and will not be replaced by any new Zelda character.

I wish Halloween would come around more than once a year...

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but it comes twice in one day, so the fabric of the universe is ripped open.
I wish I could speak and read Japanese.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but you only know Japanese and the language gets replaced with another.

i wish for something irrelevant

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but 私はあなたの手押し車を盗まれました。
I wish for my PrtScrn key to work.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it is now the only key on your keyboard that works.

I wish chocolate could help you lose weight.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but as you lose wright you shrink, and you will become a Hobbit and retreat to the hills.
I wish I were better at corrupting wishes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the wishes you corrupt actually come true and the community begins to track you down to put a stop to you.

I wish I could summon fire at will.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but the flames surround you and you don't have an immunity to fire


i wish i pokemon were real

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but you get turned into a Yamask when you die! I wish that I could look at a tree

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the tree gains eyes and limbs of it's own, becomes sentient, and begins to stalk you for the rest of your life.

I wish flying cars existed.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but the ground is destroyed and only those who were in the flying cars atm represent the remaining human population

i wish i there was a grass/fairy type pokemon

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but they are marked extinct due to Sylvester Stallone killing all of them, as he did the dinosaurs.
I wish I could earthbend.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted you go to that earth bending prison and don't make it when Aang and the gang free the prisoners

i wish i could water bend

also my previous wish came true with whimiscott

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but your water bending powers soon begin to overtake you, and your body turns into a puddle.

I wish I had night vision.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you can't see in the day.
I wish for a Magnavox Odyessey 2.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it is the only other console that will ever be created, and video games will stop being made after a few years.

I wish I had a chocolate cake.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but it is filled with poison. It's expired anyway.
I wish I were a vampire.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but you can only become a vampire during the daytime, effectively forcing you to stay in doors during the day or burn in the sunlight, and rendering your vampire powers nearly useless and unusable during the night.

I wish I was the fastest person in the world.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you are sued by Sumner Redstone for being fast in front of Viacom HQ.
I wish Mechagodzilla and Trypticon would duke it out.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Granted, but the fight takes place in your hometown for your viewing pleasure, and massive damage to property and life happen as a result.

I wish I was a participant in the Holy Grail War.

 

[EddyBearr]

Granted, but it's only a dream.

I wish I the someone would stitch up the wounds on this ol' Teddy Bear..

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the man who repairs your bear steals it for himself.

I wish had the power to end storms of any kind.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you're storm-ending powers end all rain on Earth, and it becomes a desert planet.
I wish I were a Godmaster.

 

[Mari]

Granted. You're banned from the Internet.

I have the worst luck in the Universe. I wish it would go away without it floating around to someone else. D:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it only goes away for a day, and when it returns your luck is even worse.

I wish Pluto was a planet again.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but it is destroyed by Charon getting too close. And some aliens or something.
I wish that my cassette player could turn into a giant robot.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted but it destroys all tapes except the Snuggle Promotional Snuggle Bear tape i wish for the hub in the uk

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but it turns out to only play The Room and Plan 9 From Outer Space on loop, even though they're listed as "My Little Pony" and "The Real Starsky & Hutch". And it's still cable-only.
I wish for Bigfoot to be found.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but he goes into a rage and wipes out human civilization.

I wish I could turn into a Charmander and back into human form at will.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you turn into a Ditto so you can become a Charmander and a human at will.
I wish for more wishes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, you can make an endless amount of wishes, but they must all be wished at a specefic time, so if you can't think of what to wish for, the wish will give you something random, even things that may do you harm.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you get insomnia.
I wish I would stop being dehydrated after a nap.

 

[SuperBrawler]

Granted, but you get insomnia.
I wish I would stop being dehydrated after a nap.

Granted, but you won't wake up from your nap ever again to solve the problem.

I wish that my wish is granted.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but the universe implodes because-

I wish that Goombas were real so that I could stomp on them.

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but one sneaks up behind you and you fall through everybody's field of vision and into the ground.
I wish that McDonald's would stop using artificial meat.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted all the Cows and Chickens are killed to meat () the demand that they need

I wish i can unwish this wish..

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but you accidentally the wish.
I wish China knew that Taiwan was a country.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Granted, but it forgets that every other country is a country.

I wish the Mario. Bros were real.