Create your own "Wii would like to play" commercial for this game

[ViolentKyo]

Here are the rules:
1) It HAS to have "Wii would like to play", meaning you gotta have the Japanese guys and that quote somewhere in your commercial.
2) Make sure your commercial doesn't break the forum rules. I am not responsible if you get modded/banned/whichever.

Here's mine:
*doorbell rings*
Japanese guys: Wii would like to play.
*Snake runs up behind one Japanese guy and snaps his neck*
Japanese guy 2: ...!!
*Japanese guy 2 calls for help, MGS-style*
*As Japanese guy 2 is calling for help, C. Falcon runs up behind him*
"FALCON...PAWWNCH!!!"
*Japanese guy 2 goes flying*
*C. Falcon hands you a copy of Brawl*
"Show me your moves"

Then it proceeds to actual gameplay footage instead of people being paid to look happy.

 

[Ouendanation]

 

[ViolentKyo]

Fine, make fun of my thread. See if I care.

 

[iron blade]

I see no problem with this thread.

Doorbell rings.
Japanese guys: Wii would like to play!
The people start playing it and Pit and Ike pop out of the TV.
They grab the Japanese guys and take them to the roof and say: Needs moar Landmaster!!!
They throw them off and yell: YOU MUST RECOVER!

 

[Collective of Bears]

*doorbell rings*

Guys: We would like to play.
So they're playing Brawl, yadayadayada.
It shows Fox getting the Smash Ball.
A Landmaster falls on the house and they all die.

And lol at iron blade.

 

[Kyuusoku]

Then it proceeds to actual gameplay footage instead of people being paid to look happy.

LOL that actually made me laugh pretty hard. ^_^

 

[Lolo_knight]

Sooo ehm dont flame me plz ...
*door bell rings*
Jp guys: We would li....
Dumb kid: SOOOO I HEARD YOU LIEK DA MUDKIPZ
*Jp guys look each other*
Big text apears across the screen DELAY!
Little text down "Nooo oneee lieks da mudkipz"

 

[Banjodorf]

Ok, Ill give it a shot.

*doorbell*

Japanese Duo - "Wii would like to play!"

*Random kids look unnaturally happy*

Suddenly, a whistle blows. The Gangplank Galleon slams through the house. (ala old Captain Crunch commercials)

K. Rool comes to the bow.

The unnaturally happy kids scream "Krunchatize me K. Rool!"

*insert blood and gore as Kremlings devour the random family, and the Japanese duo*

The Kremlings proceed to play Brawl, and show us 5 minutes of great gameplay footage.

I tried. And I had Captain crunch on the brain for some rather strange reason. And I was just playing DKC 2.

 

[LavisFiend]

Japanesians: DING DONG SON!*

Bluecollar family: GRACIOUS OH GOLLY! IT'S THE **** FROM THE TELLY!

Japanesians: *both frown

Bluecollar family: What's wrong

Japanesians: Nevermind...forget it...Wii would not like to play with racists.... *finger snap

Bowser appears and points to fred the narcoleptic epileptic* YEW WANT YO CORNBREAD?

NarcoEpileptico: who me? *shaky finger point to his face

*Bowser runs over and forward B's NarcoEpileptico.

JimmyTimmy: GRANDPAHPAH, OH NOOOOO!

Japanesian #1: *twirls his wiimote and slits the dad's throat for massive damage!

*BLUE COLLAR DAD COLLAPSED!

*Blue collar mom runs off to dial 911, but is distracted by a cardboard box

Mommadearest: Oh dear...I do not recall ordering anything with a circular emblem up on it....

*snake pops out and snatches her and drags her under the box. I don't have to tell you what happens next.

JimmyTimmy: Mummy! Daddy! GRANDPAAAAAA!

*Ness runs in and smashes JT in the face with his bat, and continuously beats him.

Ness:Up Until Now Mother****er *evil grin

Japanesians: walk off into the sunset, the smash logo appearing, followed by the date...followed by the brand new tagline "Up until now."

 

[raptorbaby10]

*Scene: Woman leaving electronics section of store after buying a Nintendo Wii from counter. HDTV's are seen in the background. 2 Japanese guys come to counter*

Japanese guys: Wii would like to play.

Voiceover guy: (while gameplay shown) They're back. ...and they've bought friends. ...lots of them...
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only for Nintendo Wii.


ACTUAL COMMERCIAL!!!
lol Or at least pretty much. Don't remember it that well. Saw it once, heard it only the other.

 

[Wildman94]

Japanese Guys: Wii would like to play!

*Mario proceeds to Footstool Jump the first guy and say "Here we go!!". Then he jumps into the TV*

*After Mario, Sonic proceeds to Footstool Jump the other guy and say "Let's go!!". Then he jumps into the TV."

*Then, the rest of the cast runs into the house and stampedes over the Japanese guys and goes into the TV. Then, awesome gameplay footage starts*

 

[sprittles]

Ok, Ill give it a shot.

*doorbell*

Japanese Duo - "Wii would like to play!"

*Random kids look unnaturally happy*

Suddenly, a whistle blows. The Gangplank Galleon slams through the house. (ala old Captain Crunch commercials)

K. Rool comes to the bow.

The unnaturally happy kids scream "Krunchatize me K. Rool!"

*insert blood and gore as Kremlings devour the random family, and the Japanese duo*

The Kremlings proceed to play Brawl, and show us 5 minutes of great gameplay footage.

I tried. And I had Captain crunch on the brain for some rather strange reason. And I was just playing DKC 2.

GREATEST LINE EVER!

 

[Lolo_knight]

So.. just 4 curiosity how was mine.. =]...

 

[wazgood]

i thought yours was the best

****: wii would like to play...

lots of ffa brawling and explosions

... 4 stock fox only final destination

 

[Unknownlight]

*Scene: Woman leaving electronics section of store after buying a Nintendo Wii from counter. HDTV's are seen in the background. 2 Japanese guys come to counter*

Japanese guys: Wii would like to play.

Voiceover guy: (while gameplay shown) They're back. ...and they've bought friends. ...lots of them...
Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only for Nintendo Wii.


ACTUAL COMMERCIAL!!!
lol Or at least pretty much. Don't remember it that well. Saw it once, heard it only the other.

Is that the actual commercial? Do you, by any chance, have a link to it. I haven't seen it yet.

 

[raptorbaby10]

Is that the actual commercial? Do you, by any chance, have a link to it. I haven't seen it yet.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=145775

A few have seen it, but strangely it hasn't gone up on Youtube or other video networking site as of yet. Sorry, man.

 

[wiimaster17]

Fine, make fun of my thread. See if I care.

go a head a make fun of his theard

 

[Smash-Master9009]

i dont know how to make a comercial you guys seem really good so i'll leave it up to you...

 

[Zodiac]

*Doorbell rings*
*Somone answears that is the average casual gamer*
Japanese guys:Wii would like to play.
*One japanese guy gets knifed from behind by snake*
Japanese guy #1: Shimata!
*Sword gets rammed through second japanese guys back*
Japanese guy #1: Oh god, Sakurai warned us about this!
*Both japanese guys fall over and casual gamer looks mortified*
*Marth and snake remove their weapons*
Marth: One more of these and I was going to snap.
Snake: We're going to suck in the hands of casual gamers!
Marth: F this, lets go kick Master cheifs *** and raid the MLG

 

[kunai_abuser]

Guys: Wii would like to play
*Door opens to reveal Halo fanboys*
randomfanboy: Is that a Wii? Itz grafix r teh sux! Get them!
Wii-guys: We have been peaceful... We have forgiven the ignorance of you ignorant microsoft fanboys... UP UNTIL NOW! *Proceed to killing the fanboys*

Edit:...Did I just write this?

 

[Zodiac]

Guys: Wii would like to play
*Door opens to reveal Halo fanboys*
randomfanboy: Is that a Wii? Itz grafix r teh sux! Get them!
Wii-guys: We have been peaceful... We have forgiven the ignorance of you ignorant microsoft fanboys... UP UNTIL NOW! *Proceed to killing the fanboys*

Edit:...Did I just write this?

Favorite.

doorbell rings
Japanese guys: We would like to play.
*Normal stupid happy people swing their wii remotes around like idiots*
*Out of no where Ken, Pc chris, KDJ and the Germ all come in in the Wiimote sabers and slay the idiots then hook up gamecube controllers and start playing*

 

[Unknownlight]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=145775

A few have seen it, but strangely it hasn't gone up on Youtube or other video networking site as of yet. Sorry, man.

That's fine. Thanks anyway.

 

[jonkil]

lol at ViolentKyo's and couldnt help myself. i made it pretty quickly so do flame me for it not being the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1d-kd9_vRY