Do only falco mainers have bread?

[pklucas]

he does have a good point. But if i main a TL and a falco do i deserve bread because bread and milk destroys bread and any soft drink. Sugar isn't very good for birds so milk is a way better alternative since birds have brittle bones.

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

he does have a good point. But if i main a TL and a falco do i deserve bread because bread and milk destroys bread and any soft drink. Sugar isn't very good for birds so milk is a way better alternative since birds have brittle bones.

Mammals drink milk. Falco is a bird. Milk ain't good for falco.
Sugar is good for birds. What does a hummingbird drink? Nectar. What's nectar? Sugar. Therefore, caffeinated flavored sugar mixed with water is good for birds.
And therefore, soda is better with bread than milk.

You must be trying to poison the guardians of the bread. I'm calling in the Breadmasters. Even though personally, I prefer the air.

 

[wasabicheese]

falcos bread is too godly for man's hands....if you catch my drift :O

 

[ADHD]

diddy nanerz + falco bread = banana bread ftw

 

[pklucas]

your bread will get no sympathy from me. I am the only breadmaster in super smash brothers brawl

 

[PCHU]

That's it.
*PCHU the FENIX catches on fire, 'cause he's a phoenix, duh*
PERSONALLY, I PREFER THE AIR.....BUT I LIKE MY BREADMASTER!!!
*Midna's Lament plays*
This is going to be a sad day in Lylat......
Ha...HAHA...HAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHBREADHAHA

Hmm pehaps you guys should get together with the diddy mainers...with his nuts and your bread you are already 2/3 of the way to peanut butter and jelly...

FALCO SHARES WITH NO ONE!
*Shoots you and all diddys, leaving fried kong and Ash Ketchup*
NEXT!

he does have a good point. But if i main a TL and a falco do i deserve bread because bread and milk destroys bread and any soft drink. Sugar isn't very good for birds so milk is a way better alternative since birds have brittle bones.

NO! YOU ONLY GET A SLICE OF WHITE BREAD! NO CRUST!
*Shoots you, even though you really didn't do anything*
AND I LIKE DR. PEPPER!
NEXT!

falcos bread is too godly for man's hands....if you catch my drift :O

*Long silence*
What happens if I......don't catch your drift?
*POW FULL BODY SHOT*
NEXT!

diddy nanerz + falco bread = banana bread ftw

As I said....
FALCO SHARES WITH NO ONE! HAH!
*PCHU the FENIX DID A BARREL ROLL with his BREADMASTER!* (New Caps Lock)
*Chrome Pirate isn't shiny chrome anymore, and we can hardly tell he's a pirate*

It seems all of you forget Falco's various properties.
Now, you be good.
AND NO SHARING WITH NON-MAINERS!

Also, half-mainers get half bread.
Either no cheese or no baked in garlic.
That's life, folks.

Man, I'm the one to talk, sitting over here, maining 3 people at once.
BUT IT'S MY BREAD, AND I LIKE IT.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

How much time do you spend thinking this stuff up? You're crazy!

Also, my connection does suck, really bad. Sorry. I never really enjoyed doing wifi matches anyway, even when my connection was better. Offline matches are just better. That's why I go to weekly tourneys.

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

So, PCHU, the BREADMASTER is capitalized?

 

[crimsonhaze]

************

 

[crimsonhaze]

That's why I go to weekly tourneys.

u spoiled brat.

 

[Collective of Bears]

I main Dedede, so I can just beat Falco over the head with a giant mallet until he gives me the bread.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

u spoiled brat.

It's not my fault I have connections with those who can drive. Sorry! i just expected everybody on this site to be more tourney active!

Anyways, Dedede may have a hammer, but he can't swing that huge thing around nearly fast enough to get Falco and the wondrous bread. Plus, falco has THE LAZUURS!!!!!

 

[Collective of Bears]

Anyways, Dedede may have a hammer, but he can't swing that huge thing around nearly fast enough to get Falco and the wondrous bread. Plus, falco has THE LAZUURS!!!!!

And whilst Falco is fighting the good King, his loyal servants come and sneak the bread away...

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Everybody knows that Falco keeps his bread in his pockets, and the Waddle Doos, Waddle Dees, Gordos, etc. just can't keep up wiht Falco. Tell 'em PCHU!!!

 

[crimsonhaze]

one lazuuuur and d3's hammer is in ashes. the waddle doo/ees dont have enough arm's/ hands to read into falcos pockets, hence the bread will stay safe foreva

 

[mr.fizwidget]

is " pizza cake" cake made from pizza ingredients or is it pizza made from cake ingredients? cause im gonna try and make some

 

[crimsonhaze]

pizza cake is the harmony of everything good in this world. it is not actually pizza and cake. it is more of a mix between heaven and earth

 

[PCHU]

Falco has a secret compartment where he stores all of his bread.
Even his BREADMASTER (must be in caps, or it's phailmaster) is stored in there.
*Weird bald guy comes out of nowhere*
"This is a place we like to call......."
THE FALCO ZONE.

And Dedede has nothing on Falco.
By the time he swings his hammer, Falco has already gotten 3 stocks off of him, not to mention he already has triple D to 150%.
By the time he turns around, Falco has already taken all of his Gordos, Waddle Doos, Waddle Dees, the little known Wario Dee, and the various items that pop out of his hand, AND stored them in THE FALCO ZONE.

No other character is capable of reaching the Falco zone, except for Falco.
Falco has also made an agreement to further it's protection.
A war ensued shortly before Brawl's release, but since Falco didn't want to waste his bread or his BREADMASTER, he signed a contract with Wolf.

Fox readies all the characters from Melee and Brawl, and starts to attack THE FALCO ZONE.
Fox is one of the only ones good enough to take a stock off of Falco, but Falco's pizza cake pillars kept him from doing that.
Fox has much hatred built up from all those years of dealing with Falco's complaints (Falco kept getting crapped on, that's why), so he figures if he can just take some bread from THE FALCO ZONE, then he can almost parallel Falco's level of intense play.

As soon as Fox starts, Wolf comes out of nowhere, dropping bombs while shouting "Can't let you take that, Star Fox!" ruining Fox's whole army.

From then on, people have attempted to enter THE FALCO ZONE, but all have failed.
Simply enough, one cannot enter THE FALCO ZONE because it's THE FALCO ZONE.
Nice try, King PPP.

 

[AshKetchummm]

Oh!...The Falco Zone!...i got a free admit 1 to the falco zone ticket from a cracker jack box...so may I enter the falco zone?

 

[PCHU]

When referring to THE FALCO ZONE, please use the Bold Italic combo.
Thank you for your cooperation.

And I don't any reason why not....
HEY WAIT RIGHT THERE, Mr. Ketchup.
You said you found it in a CRACKER JACK BOX?
How DARE you even TOUCH that!
Your diet consists of BREAD and SODA and MORE BREAD!
NEVER eat that again.

And no, you may not come in, because you FOUND it.
Only the melon!!!! may enter as of now.
He is the only one who has proven himself worthy of such a delicacy.
All of the pros (like Tommy G) are welcome to come and go as they please.

 

[Beetle Juice]

you forgot to say the infamous BEETLE JUICE lol

 

[pklucas]

yeah i was playing basketball and we played the falco zone once. Some loser put up a shot and i melee falco spiked it. We pretty much three stocked them. and afterwards, i went to a subway and got the italian herbs and cheese sub, and, it was better than anything a falco could ever make

 

[PCHU]

yeah i was playing basketball and we played the falco zone once. Some loser put up a shot and i melee falco spiked it. We pretty much three stocked them. and afterwards, i went to a subway and got the italian herbs and cheese sub, and, it was better than anything a falco could ever make

I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice that you said "A Falco".
There is only ONE Falco, but we all have unique views of him.
Think of it as Sakurai, some see him as stupid, some see him as smart, and others see him as questionable.
We all play a different Falco, but it's still the one and only Falco.
Unless he was named after his father....

And how do you know it wasn't ME making that bread?
My Falco makes some mean bread.
Have you not noticed my sig?
Even NON-Falco mainers notice it.
That IS Italian Herbs and Cheese, not to mention it has GARLIC in it.
Top that.

Oh, wait.
That's impossible.
The only bread that can pass the melon!!!!!'s and my own is pro bread, only found in the deepest depths of THE FALCO ZONE.

Oh, goodness....
BREADMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!(Now with exclamation)
I TOLD YOU, BOLD ITALIC COMBO FOR THE FALCO ZONE!!!!!!
WATCH THE POWER OF BREADMASTER!!!!!
*charges up, leaving a silence for 7 seconds*





HUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I think you're dead now, because you're not moving.......at all......

 

[Greenstreet]

yum... nice bread...
hu did u say it was 4?

 

[Grunt]

Mmm bread...

 

[Shy Guy 86]

Yeah, and as Falco would say to any bakery "Personally I prefer mah bread"

 

[A2ZOMG]

G&W has better than Falco. You may have bread, but WE HAVE BACON. >=D

 

[ocaie]

Hey just so u no the wolves challenge u the falcons to a fight over PINEAPPLE CREAM FILLED DONUT BREAD!!!
the loser must watch the opponents hands on their bread.

 

[Dark Nemesis]

Pizza cakes are only for those who prefer the air.

And our holy bread is only for decent Falcos. You must main him for all time.

@ the guy who commented TL's leftover milks: You win.

 

[Browny]

i could have sworn he said 'hands of my prey'...

also, my mum makes pizza cakes. like little pastry scrolls with tomato paste, ham + pineapple. its top tier

 

[PCHU]

Some of you fail to see that this is FALCO'S bread.
Perhaps another sad day cometh...
Oh well....
BREADMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

yum... nice bread...
hu did u say it was 4?

FALCO ONLY!
*Greenstreet is now ashystreet*
NEXT!

G&W has better than Falco. You may have bread, but WE HAVE BACON. >=D

BACON SUCKS COMPARED TO BREAD! RRRRRRGH!
*A2ZOMG got turned to A2PWNED*
NEXT!

Hey just so u no the wolves challenge u the falcons to a fight over PINEAPPLE CREAM FILLED DONUT BREAD!!!
the loser must watch the opponents hands on their bread.

Oh, good.
A challenge.
BUT UH-OH! MISTAKE!!!!!
I can't help but notice you said "the falcons".
WE ARE THE FALCOS! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARGH!
*well, he won't be saying falcons anymore....possibly because he's NOT HERE anymore....*
NEXT!

i could have sworn he said 'hands of my prey'...

also, my mum makes pizza cakes. like little pastry scrolls with tomato paste, ham + pineapple. its top tier

The only thing top tier is is Falcos, and Snake, and Metabite.
However....
FALCOS EAT SNAKES!
But we're not too sure about Metabite...

Anyway....
Well, you did nothing wrong, so I guess I had better go back to the gas station to fill this thing up.

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

But we're not too sure about Metabite...

Anyway....
Well, you did nothing wrong, so I guess I had better go back to the gas station to fill this thing up.

Metabite has done nothing to our bread. He lives for now.

I thought the BREADMASTER!!!!!! ran on pure Bread. Was I mistaken?

 

[PCHU]

Metabite has done nothing to our bread. He lives for now.

I thought the BREADMASTER!!!!!! ran on pure Bread. Was I mistaken?

Thou art mistaken.

BREAD does not power the BREADMASTER!!!!!.
The BREADMASTER!!!!! runs on good old gas.
But, BREAD DOES play an important role in making the gasoline.
You see, what we have in my bread is Falco Brand garlic, which costs OVER 9,000 dollars at your local store.
However, every now and then, Falcos (Like the melon!!!!! and I) come along and are able to actually MAKE it along with the BREAD.
Pros are automatically able to do this, but this is because they are BREADMASTERS themselves.
This Falco Brand garlic lies deep within BREAD and needs to be squeezed out.
We do this by holding both sides, then getting a fellow Falco to make it DO A BARREL ROLL (But by pressing upB, as to keep it warm while it rolls [rollslawlbreadjoke]).
Once extracted, we mix it with pizza cake sauce, and then we have our gasoline.

So, in a way, it does fuel our BREADMASTERS!!!!!

Note:
There IS a difference between BREADMASTERS and BREADMASTERS!!!!!.
The difference is that the latter is just our way of saying a very powerful force, but the former has more power than any Falco could have alone.
It requires a full loaf of bread to be in that state, and once in it, Falco has the ability to drive around in invincibility.
But, eventually the invincibility runs out, but it's defense is so strong that nothing can really destroy it.

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

I guess you learn something new every day. I am enlightened.

 

[pklucas]

garlic is nasty i would never eat it in my bread. that's one way to ruin a perfectly good subway toasted bread. And i know it wasn't you [pchu] that cooked my bread at subway because it was actually good

 

[AvoiD]

PCHU makes better bread then Subway's. ;]

So his are more then good, they're great!. :] Haha.

He also has a vivid imagination, from his posts. o.O

 

[A2ZOMG]

I give every Falco a D-tilt to the crotch.
G&W could care less for your bread. =)

 

[skiip]

i main falco but my thing says sheik because i mained him when i made my acc (how do i change that btw)

ye enough about that how do i aquire "the bread"?

 

[MSZ]

1. Falco has bread.
2. ROB has chips.
3. Chips are better than bread.
4. ROB is better than Falco.

 

[Nyjin]

Ike has friends though...

>.>

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