Do you guys wanna see the worst Smash player ever?

[Sheershaw2]

I made an account here for the purpose of showing this to you guys (though I've lurked here before.) Read the massive fail.
http://www.consolemonster.com/newspost.php?id=0000003217

 

[Jun.]

that's the stupidest list i've ever seen in my life

 

[Icarus Descent]

Wow, the most horrible list I've ever seen. I like Kirby, but she is definitely not the best in Brawl.

 

[Pustulio]

lol.

He has not idea what he's talking about.

 

[Steel]

That list is failx2

 

[RedMage8BT]

I'll take it as a n00b level tier list. On environments with items on this might be more accurate.

 

[Icarus Descent]

I literally can't agree with one character placing on the list.

 

[Kinsei_Kensei]

I lol'd

Spoiler

10landmasters

 

[Zink]

Wow, the most horrible list I've ever seen. I like Kirby, but she is definitely not the best in Brawl.

kirby is MALE.

 

[Icarus Descent]

kirby is MALE.

Yea I definitely figured that, I don't know how I just knew.

 

[Wuss]

lol at rob at 28th and wolf at like 23 or whatever. this list is pretty terrible. only placing I might agree with is jiggs being last.

 

[NeoZ]

ROFL, that guy really sucks at smash. He even said that Ness' Yo-Yo was his up b and down b, he called DDD bad, he said Falco was a Fox/Wolf hybrid, he combined characters that can transform(even though they're different), he called Link better than TL, and the list goes on.
That guy should be fired right away for being lazy and writing rushed articles.

 

[JonBeBonanza]

that ***** said "Unlike Ness who just uses a yoyo on his up B and down B attacks"

 

[hellbourne]

I agree with the comments:

"You posted this a couple days too early. This would have been a perfect April Fools' Day article."

 

[asob4]

what's beyond epic?

 

[kunai_abuser]

I bet my little sister could come up with a better list...

 

[lookatthatbaconsizzle]

Idc if this article WAS epic failure material (which it was), I gotta give the guy props for putting the HUGELY unappreciated Kirby and Lucas on top.

 

[Mario_ 101]

It was so horrible I stopped reading after DeDeDe.

 

[Skunicorn]

That was pretty funny. Falcon is 18 places ahead of King D3. I think I laughed the hardest when I saw some of the characters that he put Mario ahead of. I wonder if he was cheesing?

 

[Unknownlight]

I'll take it as a n00b level tier list. On environments with items on this might be more accurate.

No, I don't think so. I have a friend that I qualify as a "good" casual player. He thinks some of the best characters are Wolf and Pit. His knowledge of all things n00b disagrees with this list.

 

[Batchfile]

Kirby?


Sounds like another kirby b-down spammer.

 

[Big Burn]

i didn't even waste my time reading that garbage... but it looked pretty **** bad

 

[Tofu Beast]

32.Bowser
31.Diddy

"stopped reading"


Looks like you wasted your time making an account.................

 

[Tofu Beast]

Am I reading the list backwards?!

 

[AznHalfCaucasian]

Ahhhh......that made my day.....LOL

 

[SkylerOcon]

Epic fail LEGENDARY FAIL

EDIT: Nuuu... slash command doesn't work.

EDIT: Oops, forgot HTML doesn't work here.

 

[foolmasterz]

some one should print out that list, find the guy, tack it onto his shirt.
then punch him.
and walk away.

 

[Symphony X]

Falco is definitely a Fox speed/Wolf power hybrid. This guy is pretty smart.

 

[salaboB]

32.Bowser
31.Diddy

"stopped reading"


Looks like you wasted your time making an account.................

Hey, I found it funny, in a "can't look away from the train wreck" kinda way.

 

[Chaosblade77]

I'm impressed he managed to list every character in the game...

Wait, he failed at that too, darn.

 

[NDUDE]

What's worse than the article is the /v/tard posting in the comments. You'll know when you read it.

 

[The_1337]

why the hell is final smash part of the criteria? this guy is an idiot who thinks hes good.

I was pretty bummed when I found out you had to get a final smash to play as Zero Suit Samus

*doublefacepalm*

I remember one time when I hadn't played Melee in a while and I played a couple of people I knew and both of them chose Marth and both of them whipped my behind.

thats cause you're a noob.

about metaknight

Furthermore, if you do his up B attack to try to get back on the platform you better have some serious side-scrolling airplane landing skills or else you'll go straight into the -1 column in the brawl bank.

l2play noob

 

[Tofu Beast]

"i'll have you know i made an account on this site just to tell you how terrible this article is
seriously, you should really just learn how to play the game"

(comment on site)

striking similarity to the OP of this thread.....................

 

[Chaosblade77]

Now that I think about it this is probably one of those troll entries used to get hits on the site.

I'd say he possibly knew the list was terrible and knew it would get hits based on that.

That would require a pretty desperate site though, considering it's also hitting the "rep(-)" button on the controller incredibly rapidly.

 

[ICANTCOUNT123456]

Snake at 4, doesn't seem to bad :D

JK, yeah it is pretty **** bad, but im gonna laugh if this ends up being the tier list

 

[PhillipthaGoober]

I wish C Falcon was that high. That list was horrible.

 

[Yakt-NJ]

DDD at 33rd place has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen...

 

[Dabble]

WAIT! Jigglypuff was last, and Kirby was first.

I SMELL CONSIPIRACY!

 

[whoady4shoady]

That was just sad.

 

[AnderFREAK]

This is worse than a GFaq tier list... my GOD.