You realize you typed this diatribe in an episode where melee commentators clipped the mic for a basic Falcon Punch edgeguard, right? Twice, actually.
Edgeguarding in
melee with a falcon punch is anything but basic. Please don't give an opinion when you really don't know what you're talking about.
The basic edgeguard would have been to simply edgehog and then bair in lucky's scenario. With wesballz he could have just ledgehop knee after marth landed on stage.
You make it sound like connecting with one of the lagiest moves in the fastest fighting game possible is some kind of small feat, it's not. Mike Haze is no slouch either, he got bodied but he's top level material it wasn't like this was some scrub or whatever, both those falcon punches were super legit. Super Hype, and worth the reaction.
Can't say the same for half of what I saw from the smash 4 clips (Not saying they were bad clips, calm down if you're reading this and about to rage and accuse me of bashing the game, I'm not. Just the commentators)
They don't need to yell so loud. Simple. I understand it when something insane happens (like the falcon punches) but not for basic stuff.
This applies to melee too. If I see a stomp-knee and the commentator starts breaking my ears screaming like a good boy who didn't get his chicken tendies I'd be pissed too.