Falcon and Teran Show Ep 3! Oh mah Gawd it's Wrasslemania!

[Falconv1.0]

Choreographed obviously, rehearsed not for the most part.

Most matches are called on the fly, wrestlers don't have time to rehearse their matches because they're on the road most of the time.

Yeah but shhhh he's the voice of authority on this.

"I know nothing about wrestling"

*goes on to argue with me about wrestling

 

[Teran]

Wrestling is fake and OMG IT'S JUST NAKED MEN you're obviously also gay if you watch it.

It's funny before America was a lawsuit crazy place, wrestlers would go to bars and whenever someone would say "WRESTLING IS FAKE LOL", they'd beat the **** out of whoever said it.

 

[Oasis_S]

Were you gay before you discovered wrestling.

 

[Teran]

No, since I discovered wrestling when I was like barely able to string a sentence together.

Still I've never found any wrestler remotely attractive since I don't like real men.

 

[Oasis_S]

I'm still using the same Wrestling-themed bedcovers I was given when I was in first grade, so every morning I wake up to Goldberg screaming in my face.

Just wanted to throw that out there. Don't worry, you're there too Mr. Hogan. Snuggling up to those 24-inch pythons.

 

[Falconv1.0]

every morning I wake up to Goldberg screaming in my face.

That sounds awesome/terrifying.

 

[Oasis_S]

That sounds awesome/terrifying.

With that face, I'm not sure either of those work.

 

[Falconv1.0]

With that face, I'm not sure either of those work.

I lol'd.

Be sure to have a girl stare at it when you get laid.

 

[Oasis_S]

PFF.

I'll pull it over her face.

 

[Teran]

You're so ****in' ready for the main event brother.

 

[Falconv1.0]

That was Teran speaking, not Hulk, so that praise still means NOTHIIIIIIIING.

 

[Vinylic.]

Didn't hulk get him ready though?

 

[Falconv1.0]

No, he's still getting him ready.

Thing is, he's gay, so he'll never be ready, and when he says the Hulk is getting him ready he means he's sucking some dudejack ****.

 

[Teran]

You're just jealous Hulk's getting me ready and you're still sitting alone at your computer getting mad errday.

 

[Falconv1.0]

We are most definitely not doing an all wrassling podcast next time either way you ugly ****.

Also you wish you could be this mad.