uuh, anybody have any ideas?
dedede: "(taps whispy)
we're over there! (points the other way) (snags the map piece) LET'S GTFO BEFORE HE REALIZES WHAT JUST HAPPENED!"
(WE ALL RUN!)
whispy: "??? what just happened?"
(meanwhile, on our ship taken over by pirate man)
pirate man: "we claim this vessel in the name of pirate man!"
(fireman.exe, rouge, sonic, numbuh 86 & numbuh 362 are tied up to the lookout pole)
fireman.exe: "how do we get ourselves into these messes?"
sonic: "we've got to get out of here!"
numbuh 362: "(whispers) i got an idea! sonic. if you can reach the nail file in my pocket, i could cut us loose!"
sonic: "okay. (tries to reach into numbuh 362's pocket) almost... (grabs file) got it! (hands it to numbuh 362)"
numbuh 362: "(uses nail file to cut the ropes) aha!"
pirate man: "(notices them freed) wha?!"
fireman.exe: "it's time you got owned, pirate man!"
(we reach team 4 trying to get past the doozy)
giygas: "man, are we glad to see you guys! there's a doozy in our way that we've been trying to get past."
(freezes the doozy) (blows chillaccino gun) easy.
agent six: "thanks. now to get the map piece."
giygas: "(swoops over and grabs the map piece) got it!"
625: "that makes 4 map pieces. the one we found firsthand, one from the pink elephants, one from whispy, and one from the doozy."
(screaming in the distance)
that sounded like in was coming from the left!!
(we all head left and find mordecai & rigby (from Regular Show) being attacked by a hydra)
hydra: "RAAAAAAAWGH!!!!"
rigby: "this looks bad, dude!"
mordecai: "i don't think we'll make it out of this!"
(rex swoops in and kicks the hydra thousands of miles away with robot boots)
rex: "no thanks are necessary, guys. just doing our jobs."
(the rest of us come out from behind a bush)
rigby: "woah, you guys are part of the forum fighters! smashboards' most ultimate fighting force! oh, dudes, you gotta help us! we've been on this island for a week! if we don't get off soon, we won't make it to the next episode!"
mordecai: "we've been living off mushrooms."
rigby: "well, HE has, anyway. i've been eating leaves... (noms a leaf)"
mordecai: "if you can help us, we'll SO owe you one!"
hmm. i got it! if you can help us look for map pieces, we'll help you get to the next filming of Regular Show.
rigby: "deal! i think i saw one near the waterfall. but we can't find our way back there!"
rex: "i think i can help with that! (grabs everyone, utilizes jetpack, and flies everyone to the waterfall)"
wham bam jewel: "huh? (follows us)"
(team 2 also follows)
rex: "(lands) pretty easy to spot."
mordecai: "yeah, it's pretty much the only one on the island"
(the map piece is out on a rock)
marx: "and now i'll just go get it-"
????: "NOT SO FAST!!!"
all: "ZUH?!"
narrator: "who is the mysterious man who is blocking our heroes from reaching the next map piece? will fireman, numbuh 86, numbuh 362, sonic & rouge be able to defeat a zombified hoard of pirate robots? and will i finally get my big break and get out of this?! find out next time on FORUM FIGHT: THE STORY FORUM!"
---{MID-STORY not so SHORT}---
--{Smash World Forums LOL}--
(guitar riff)
whatever.
(static)
the gourd: "what's that, plank?"
timber the dark shard: "ter-day, i'd say i hate FAR more than i feel like i like something. i liked my western omelette. but while i'm eating that, there's about 17 other things i hate, like my apartment, my breath, whatever's on the TV, whatever's in the paper. then i walk outside and it'd be a nice day out, i say 'wow, that's great', that's a good feeling for a split second, then i realise i hate my neighborhood..."
the gourd: "you wanna surf, too?"
(static, everyone's in a submarine)
all: "
this is the dawning of the age of aquarius! age of aquariuuuuuuus!"
(static, cut to eddy, numbuh 60, and marceline at a table)
eddy: "a toast to my big D*CK. (falls over)"
(ding-dong)
candace flynn: "GET THE DOOR!!!"
eddy: "(snarls while opening the door) nrrrgh."
(dr doofenshmirtz is at the door)
dr. doofenshmirtz: "it is i! prince KOKAYAHSS!!!"
eddy: "(slams door)"
(static, cut to me answering a phone call)
talk to me!
rick astley: "
never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down! never gonna run around and desert you!"
(static, cut to double d ranting)
double D: "what's with ME?! SELF-ABOMINATION, EDDY! ed was entrusted with a task and i became embroiled in the breach of that trust! my hands are contaminated by the filth and chicanery! OH, WHAT DASTARDLY DEED HAVE WE SOWED?!"
silent naga: "you need to SHUT, THE F*CK, UP!"
caption: "and get la
id."
(static, the forum fighters SP are dancing)
ignignokt: "if ya' can't beat 'em, show off!"
(gantu is dancing the robot, aeris is doing the moonwalk, ignignokt & err are tangoing, and leo is carameldancen all over the place)
japanese singers: "oo-ah-oo-ah-oh!
(illegible japanese singing) ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-wa. ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-wa. ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-wa! ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ooh-wa-oh-oh."
(static, stitch, reuben & 627 are going through flashbacks)
stitch: "(ed's voice) RUN AWAY! FACE SUCKING BOWLING BALL!"
627: "(eddy's voice) hey! lumpy's got it right! he's rewinding us back to start!"
625: "(double d's voice) yes, well. just mind your speed, ed."
stitch: "speed, ed? THAT'S ME! (runs fast)"
625: "ED!"
(stitch stops)
625: "WAAAIT!"
(screen goes dark)
625: "did you eat the sun again, eddy?"
stitch: "can you guess what i'm doing?"
627: "get off my foot, ed!"
625: "i think we're moving, eddy!"
the king: "mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
627: "how the heck'd we get here?!"
(static, a bunch of leroy clones are dressed up as pirates)
leroys: "
yar-har, pivety-pe! being a pirate is alright with me! do what you want cuz' a pirate is free! you are a pirate!"
(static, drago, haos tigrerra, and aquos preyas are fighting against 3 subterra bakugan *including subterra cycloid*)
drago: "there's a game going on and the other team's winning!"
(the subterras win)
(24 hours later)
preyas: "(blubbering) WE here the best team in the anderthon! WE were the best team in the anderthon! i don't give a f*cking- if tennessee and pittsburgh- were better than... WE were the best team in the anderthon! and we f*cking DIDN'T prove it that they (illegible)"
tigrerra: "WHO GIVES A F*CK?! who gives a
f*ck?"
preyas: "
I give a f*ck, y'know what?! i was in it for the suno trophy but we're NOT gonna get it this year!
they don't even deserved it!"
drago: "SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU MOTHERF*CKER! IT'S A F*CKING GAME! F*CK! F*CK! SHUT UP! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
(static, stitch slams into a door)
stitch: "it's been one of those days..."
(static, the owner of the original video is on a black screen)
Elstevo17Evo: "this is pretty much the worst video ever MADE."
(static)
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It was funny XD)
YOU B4STARDS! (suddenly turns into a giant met-monster) YOU MUST DIE! (starts blasting every-which-way)"
