HOBO 19: i allow meta and my turnout drops again(FULL RESULTS ARE UP + 51 vids!!!!!!)

[Sinz]

*cries all night long*

 

[UTDZac]

@Xyro: Go ahead and send me the tio file please, just so I can double check my numbers.

 

[Esca]

@Xyro: Go ahead and send me the tio file please, just so I can double check my numbers.

 

[Gnes]

LOl i admit Xyro i laughed.

 

[Van Jones]

So, our car ride back to San Angelo was only supposed to be five hours long. Then my stomach started to hurt, so we had to stop at two gas stations so I could do my business. That ended up extending our trip by two more hours.

Lesson of the story: Don't eat six glazed donuts and drink two bottles of Muscle Milk.

Shoutouts + Pics + Vids (Fogo, yours is on the way) coming later today.

Also, I lost more with MK than I won. dun dun dun

 

[Gnes]

Hurry Beah...i want to review my greatness ^_^ and see what exactly happened in some of those matches.

 

[Furbs]

beah, kown left your stuff in my car


can i keep it!?!?!?!?!?!!!!


lol also did u get the new codex?

 

[hungrybox]

gdx gimme my controller

dammit

 

[Van Jones]

Gnes, all tourney vids were recorded by Zac. He is gonna post them soon. Also, thanks for the low tier match. I appreciate you letting me go on. <3

Furbs, lololol..........NO. Actually, if you can tell me how much it would cost to mail that to me, I can send you a check for that amount and then you can use the cash to send that stuff to me. Also, order it. Lets play 40k at HOBO 20.

 

[MidnightAsaph]

It's good to see a fellow Wolf placing. If anyone has any vids of Jumpman, we'd love to see them.

 

[heytallman]

Lesson of the story: Don't eat six glazed donuts and drink two bottles of Muscle Milk.

This made me laugh really hard. I love you, beah!

 

[a male platypus]

Espy, Ill be uploading videos tonight. Ill PM them to you later and you can do what you want with them. :3

I wanna see those vids to! AiM em to me buddy

 

[theeboredone]

I spent a little time trying to fix that payouts issue. I texted as many people as I could and asked them how much they received (mostly just 1v1 reg and 2v2 reg people). As some of you may already know, some people got more money than they should have while others got less.

Here's what I know:

1v1 regular:
1st Dojo = $469
2nd Razer = $134
3rd Gnes = $67

2v2 regular:
1st Razer + Gnes = $364
2nd Zac + DMG = $104
3rd Dphat + Lee = $52

I talked to Dojo, Razer, Dphat, and DMG so far to find out how much they made.

The original Hobo 19 thread that listed entry fees for each event and payouts for those events:
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=248267

Number of entrants in each event:
1v1: 71
2v2: 27
1v1 low-tier: 49
2v2 low-tier: 17

Entry fee for each event:
1v1: $10
2v2: $20 (per team)
1v1 low-tier: $10
2v2 low-tier: $10 (per team)

Total pot for each event:
1v1: $710
2v2: $540
1v1 low-tier: $490
2v2 low-tier: $170

Payout percentages for each event:
1st = 60%
2nd = 30%
3rd = 10%

True payouts for each event:
1v1 1st: $426
1v1 2nd: $213
1v1 3rd: $71

2v2 2st: $324
2v2 2nd: $162
2v2 3rd: $54

1v1 low-tier 1st: $294
1v1 low-tier 2nd: $147
1v1 low-tier 3rd: $49

2v2 low-tier 1st: $102
2v2 low-tier 2nd: $51
2v2 low-tier 3rd: $17

If you got extra (dojo, razer, gnes) please bring it to the Phase 2 tourney in Dallas in 2 weeks. We can sort things out there. Dojo already said it was ok with him, and I'm assuming it is for razer and gnes.

Zac, you sure low tier entry was 10 dollars? I remember paying only 20 bucks for Doubles Low Tier, Low Tier Singles, and Regular Singles.

If what you say is true, I didn't get all my money. I only got 130 for winning LT Singles.

 

[PhantomX]

I paid 30 dollars to enter all events. Since Singles and Doubles were running at 10 apiece, that means that the low tiers were 5 apiece.

 

[Suspect]

cant blame tournout drop on MK you also did raise team prices.

and why did kprime get DQ'd?

 

[Gea]

Low tiers were 5 each

 

[Vorguen]

Platypus... :D


Gea teach me to look sexy like you... I miss you already.

 

[furiousduffmanx]

THis tournament was the most tiring of all... but it was well worth it. Had so much fun, specially cause everyone i liked was there.

FUNNY STORIES: Inui to lee martin: "If we go to GF (low tier teams) you want to split? Lee: No. Right after Arturrito burrito asks Lee if he wants split nad he says yes. LMAO
Orgy of sexy players is going on and Arturo joins. Dekar: " get away your ****ing gross!"
Phantom warns me about an old man taking a dump with the door opened. regardless of him warning me i got so **** scared
1: Dojo= This was the first tourney that i actually talked to you more. You are a chill and cool person. Stop being sad cause i know you miss santi team with me.
2: UltimateRazer= Wow are you so ****ing smart. Not only in the game but also you pay attention to stupid *** comments people were making (in the hotel room for example). You got reason to ask me if your snake is good, you obviously know what you can do. Next time we MM i will go all wario. team with me
3: Gnes= Good **** in beating razer, you have to keep it up man! I want to keep playing you with GW, our tourney match was fun. 43% and 89% I wont forget . wish i played you in doubles against you. team with me
4: Jumpman= amazing wolf, good ****
5: Sethlon= We never friendly good stuff in teams, definitely could not hit your mk with my gw
5: Fogo= can i play your ddd with my falco? lol. I wont ask that again. I was nice chillin with you and its amazing to be taking out top players. You will break in 4th next time. team with me.
7: Bare Necessities= we need to play singles friendlies next time feel that i got to know you more this time. your cool
7: Lee Martin= Stop sandbaggin lol. To be fair me and arturo lost on the WF in the rest room just because i kept looking at your sexyness through the mirror. Otter Ostrich? WTF lmao it so late everything was just so funny. Dont take a break off brawl again! team with me.
9: Bwett= Diddn't play or get to hang out with you much this time . Saw your diddy though and looks real pro
9: Melee 1= I really wanted to play your IC lol. I put you in losers bracket and you still out placed me.
9: Trela= Man you are an anti duffman. I have no idea of what to do against you. You are really good.
13: Broly= We never play good **** on team placing
13: Furious Duffman= You will never be a doubles god like inui. i want to team with my self.
13: Hylian= We didn't play this time
17: Dekar= Told you not sand bag inui in your MM! Good **** though i had never seen such a close match vs dojo. Just amazing. We were good in teams, just need more to get used to i guess. You really made this trip real fun, i was ridiculous how many times we laughed. <3
17: UTDZac= You need to let me in the equation on how to get 9s (i know you know it) Over about 12 judments i got only one nine. If you do 1 judgement i bet you would get 12 9s lol. Just watching you play was amazing and Thanks a lot for the tips you gave me. I was happy that this time you watched a lot of my matches team with me
17: DMG= We never play much promise me you will next time! i never talk to you about wario. I think that you were trying to give me tips on my razer MM but not sure if it was you. Teach me some wario. Good **** in teams. team with me
17: Aurturito Burrito= **** good stuff on beating Jerm. Ill tell you a little secret. I NEVER SANDBAGGED against you. THANKS for carrying me in low tiers against inui and vex. Low tiers doubles god for sure. If you teamed with Dojo you guys would of done real good in GF.
17: Vex= It was interesting playing an east coast GW in teams. Good stuff
17: Error= So i think this means you have to work on playing agains ICs lol. Still placed decent. Thanks for driving the hard parts
Dphat!! I didnt want you to lose! <3 Your wario is so amazing! you just started playing him too man WTF lol. Really had a good time seeing you again my favorite smasher. team with me
Phantom!! Its so cool hanging out with you, we need to go get drunk even if its not cool according to you lol. I could swear that you were running away from me in teams!! dont get discouraged, you are real good. team with me
Xyro= good **** on low tiers, you are real good in teams. IMO the tourney was great
Dugfin= Thanks a lot for helping out. I had no idea you were Mexican like me! I'll stop there, we dont want people who are in love with you to get jealous
Kates= nice meeting you
Infinty and jinx= Nice meeting you jinx, you both were a great team and almost pulled through. wish you had not left early
Gea= Next time i will play more melee with you!
JUJU = thanks a lot for offering us housing. Next time we will really take it for consideration with better planning. THANKS A LOT
Sorry if i missed anyone and remind me please!

 

[UTDZac]

Zac, you sure low tier entry was 10 dollars? I remember paying only 20 bucks for Doubles Low Tier, Low Tier Singles, and Regular Singles.

If what you say is true, I didn't get all my money. I only got 130 for winning LT Singles.

You are right, low tier singles was $5 a person even though the thread says 10. I updated my post.

 

[Vorguen]

:O

Duffman doesn't love me.

 

[Gnes]

I get more 9s than jumpman.

My GAW is pro.

 

[furiousduffmanx]

:O

Duffman doesn't love me.

Sorry man, we havent played since WHOBO. We have to play next time

I get more 9s than jumpman.

My GAW is pro.

He plays GW?

 

[Gea]

<3 Vorgy + Duffman. Will make shoutouts when I get home from work.

 

[Jbunk]

nah I'm just saying if you're going to talk about how great you are at the game you should at least learn to ****ing read a tier list.

no, shut up. i spend more time playing smash/rapings scrubs then i do reading tier lists and watching videos, keep yo lipz sealed sonny.

I guess the newer people do not know how acting on a forum goes but I am sure they will learn sooner or later like Jbunk. Jbunk stop trying to be cocky it really puts down the knowledge you have of a game. Most people on smashboards have been around since melee so why would they not know about the game and its current metagame.

i'm not new, this is just a new name. i just don't play brawl

also i don't care how i'm supposed to act on a forum lol are you ****in serious

 

[Gnes]

Oops i meant duffman

 

[Furbs]

Gnes, all tourney vids were recorded by Zac. He is gonna post them soon. Also, thanks for the low tier match. I appreciate you letting me go on. <3

Furbs, lololol..........NO. Actually, if you can tell me how much it would cost to mail that to me, I can send you a check for that amount and then you can use the cash to send that stuff to me. Also, order it. Lets play 40k at HOBO 20.

idk what san angelos plans are if you're coming with them but if you wanna come over that friday before hand we can play at a real GW!!! :D

lol im broke as hell right now, but im sure i can get a rate, but i could get it to you next hobo if u wanna save some $$$

 

[Cha0tic NiGhTmArE]

MAAAAAAN! I'm so mad I couldn't come. such LAME SAUCE!!

 

[XvCvX]

MAAAAAAN! I'm so mad I couldn't come. such LAME SAUCE!!

Why couldn't you come? Next hobo you should definitely come.

 

[Zori]

Loseing teams was my fault espy olimar sucks in teams and I can't push him were I need him to be, nobody should carry the burden of having an olimar on there team I'm just going to stop entering doubles

 

[ANTi_]

Whobo 2

Gametime kids.

 

[Gea]

Loseing teams was my fault espy olimar sucks in teams and I can't push him were I need him to be, nobody should carry the burden of having an olimar on there team I'm just going to stop entering doubles

Wtf. Zori let's team. Olimar + Peach.

 

[Jbunk]

*causez trouble *

“This ain’t Smash, kid,” Dojo replied as he twisted Razer’s arm to his back. “Learn some respect, ‘cause I can **** you all over the place in real life!”
“I’d like to see you try!” Razer stupidly challenged as he kept struggling determined to get Dojo off of himself.
A quick eyebrow rose as Dojo debated what to do next. On the one hand, Razer was being an asinine child that was begging to get his *** handed to him. On the other hand-
“I don’t have to respect you ‘cause your Metaknight sucks ***!”
-On the other hand… Yeah, he couldn’t think of ‘another hand’.

the writing's terrible btw

 

[UTDZac]

Videos from Hobo 19!

Xyro put these on the front page please. I've only uploaded 51 videos so far, still got a few more that will come Wednesday.

Make sure to watch the ones with the little guy by them

Money Matches

Dekar vs Inui MM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Triku8Lqu98
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p03Aqk0W_Z4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1rgBfONOhE

Espy vs Vex MM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF1N8kX9vKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1onAUbr4-uA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4123ngU951g

Xyro vs ArturitoBurrito MM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcScryPjVEU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjEv-hCdb_k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUXBKrLNZo8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uOOFvovYws


Singles

BadNewsBear vs Jumpman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqjZ426VeIU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXblqEF-I5s

Dojo vs Gnes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMWeHJHB_Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2SW9kuQ324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-TPpqOL2g

Dojo vs LeeMartin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbKUtagXN8g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Q1TPduFDY

Dojo vs Sethlon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB-mJxxZk68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXnzZvvk4mE

Fogo vs UltimateRazer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0TGwoDREk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFeCSBnGtsk

Gnes vs Jumpman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIia__TOiZo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lh-vykx8NE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Xzh-Y-FDU

Jumpman vs Sethlon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qol5nFBeCY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY1LQu6kl7E


Doubles

Dojo PhantomX vs FuriousDuffman Dekar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZreINPWjaBE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o_6Tog2RPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTy8jbvhvzc

Dphat Lee vs Dojo PhantomX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx3ygdDwz0E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIslBodcbJ8

Dphat Lee vs UltimateRazer Gnes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqtWAyf1bHg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41NBiAOCDIs

UTDZac DMG vs Dojo PhantomX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80bmur04Zx8

UTDZac DMG vs Dphat Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8egDrXYMc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa5wTCMAt2g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzzXSizzMkQ

UTDZac DMG vs UltimateRazer Gnes (Winner Finals)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78wNUPR5hts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dumi1g0_yg4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbI18_-ZOI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSVeelJSg5k

UTDZac DMG vs UltimateRazer Gnes (Grand Finals)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQEF_6MjiYU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmoEDWiJFHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xCi1gxmnc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqns0rMgLGE

FuriousDuffman Dekar vs Esca CY New
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX8gP-C3NXo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOXDWz0VCvE

FuriousDuffman Dekar vs Roni Sethlon New
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZcW7y48_9I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsBYSM_CgHI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rir--Sta19M

FuriousDuffman Dekar vs SHL ArturitoBurrito New
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EATza_kAeGk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytH4S4u1vZ0

UltimateRazer Gnes vs Inui Vex New
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfj9EA7xkg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0zz9qGGxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_GhwdvrdBI

Ice BadNewsBear vs Espy Zori New
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mofFltzpM6k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1He_zhrHS3Y


Low-tier Singles

LeeMartin vs Vex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvmG7zTvzTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QcfmYjS9uA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWTlEBNd700


Low-tier Doubles

UTDZac Dojo vs BadNewsBear UltimateRazer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKUFIR6yjx0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2mJnafrgEo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glExnRi7YQQ

 

[Espy Rose]

Very nicely done, UTD. Thanks a lot.
I wish the first two games of me vs. Vex were saved too though. It's all good.

 

[PhantomX]

Lol at ONLY 51 videos in a day.

 

[Zori]

Zac have my children

 

[ANTi_]

Wheres Jumpman vs Razer?

 

[Gea]

UltimateRazer - Hope your dog is better. I loved your doubles name. Good **** as usual, man.
Gnes - Dude thank you so much for not going to the hotel, LOL
Sethlon - Dude I'm sorry for scaring you about the bag, I just did NOT want it stolen after I had just had something taken, and I didn't realize it was yours. Future HOBOs if you want me to store it in a safe place, ask me or DugFinn.
Bear - I unno what to say except I love seeing you every time I do. All of our doubles stuff we got to play was fun. Especially Luigi's.
Bwett - Diddy's gettin' better and better. The only reason I did so well is because Gnes.
Vorguen - You're like the kindest dude ever. Can't wait to see you again.
Ozz - You crushed Dekar, LOL. Just work on playing a tiny bit more patient and you'll do even better man.
Broly - Good stuff, Broly. I was impressed with you in doubles. Next time you won't be so lucky.
Furious Duffman - Super Smash Brothers... MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dekar - Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang you're mad cool son
DMG - You were fun to talk to as anyways. Airdodge your *** up front more often.
Aurturito Burrito - Good stuff. You really did well.
Error - I shouldn't have let you wobble No hard feelings. We should play more next HOBO.
shlike - Dude I still feel bad. I looked all over the venue for your wallet and never found it. You were just having an unlucky day.
Jerm - Jerm, you're white in my heart.
Magik - LOL sorry if I gave you a weird look after playing your Bowser in Melee. I was messing around with DK and doing terribad so when you complimented it I sort of took it as a backhanded insult. I know this wasn't the intention. I was impressed though. Reminded me of DJ Nintendo.
r0ni - R0000000000000000000000000000000000ni.
Espy - Dang son spincancel more.
Furbs - You're filthy! BAN PICTOCHAT! I DON'T SMELL I'M JUST FAT!
Kown - I'm so glad you found your phone. Come down and hang out back in H-Town moar.
Vicky - Fun playing you in doubles. You've gotten better!
GDX - Thanks for teaming with a Peach, bro. Hope I didn't let you down.
Kingdom Come - DANG SON WHY'D YOU TURN OFF ALL THOSE TVS WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE GAWD???! It was nice seeing you again.
Kates - Girl, you're downright scary. I imagine you putting a saddle on RT and riding him around the venue.
YOSH - VERY impressive. Good stuff.
PhoenixAlpha - I barely got to see you. We talked maybe like... twice? Aww mannnn. You're cool.
Tree - Lose to Melee Kirby harder, Tree.
Tidus - DANG SON YOU'RE GOOD
Kalo - <3
infinity - Where you go? I loved seeing you though. Congrats on getting married. I mention that again since I finally got to see her. Oooh la la
PhantomX - Every time I see you I find more reasons to like you. Old spice ftw.
p4 - Dude I looked better in that hat. **** your DK arms.
GrayFoxAustin - Gray with an A
RocketTrainer - You should main Lucas, fathead.
Tallman - WTF WHERE WERE YOU FASJFS:F
FinnyPoo - You're a saint. How did I get roped into helping again? Not that I mind. Sorry you were a victim of theft as well.
Jake13 - DANG steal my money more.
Tarzan - I thought for sure you had Sethlon. I expect you to have him next time.
Mouf - Dude go lick some buttholes.
Swoll/Paul/Clueless - What a weird set we played. I'm scared of you getting revenge.
Xyro - It wasn't a failure of an event, you silly goose. Thanks for having patience.
Esca - Ima learn the MK ditto and randomly **** you in it. EXPECT IT. Wait no, don't. Dude I have so many honeybuns.
CY - Dang dude, I see you pimpin'.
Dphizzle - You're so cute.

 

[Espy Rose]

Wait, Gea, YOU were the one with all those Honey Buns?
I thought Fogo was pulling them out of his magic jacket?

Zori, don't think you were the only one at fault for the teams thing. I am just as guilty as you in not being able to keep us both alive. Maybe some time we can team again.

 

[Esca]

Nah, I brought a case of honey buns to the event for everyone to eat freely, but nobody ate them. I told Xyro to make an announcement but he never did.