Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[AvoiD]

No, he's claimed by me, his older cousin.

wat o

Why are we so amazing in dubz? It's a Texas thing I think.

 

[ICE27]

Older cousin? Wait I think you have to be mexican to have some sorta claim IMO!

 

[AvoiD]

I'm a punjabi looking brown and I like mexican food. Close enough.

<3

And my profile has the best girls on AiB. What else do I need?

 

[Player-4]

And my profile has the best girls on AiB. What else do I need?

nope

10nopes

 

[*JuriHan*]

Spoiler

Xyro wants Trela more than he wants me! I am both jealous AND insulted!

Spoiler

j/k about the.............................





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jealous/insulted part. WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[RT]

What happened to Xyro giving up Razer? Is he only claimed by me now as my little brother?

Try giving him some more Dr Pepper after midnight and see what happens. I recommend a 2-liter bottle for maximum damage.

 

[Player-4]

Try giving him some more Dr Pepper after midnight and see what happens.

........Ice was there >______>

 

[RT]

I know, that's why I want him to do it. It's a good idea, trust me.

 

[ICE27]

I was there I was the one handling the situtation! Like a big brother would. Also AVOID none of your points count and I am the only family member Razer claims. I'm the big brother that he annoys to death with his constant reminder of nipple pie which I still dont know what it could be.

 

[Player-4]

Ice... we talk outside of smash *waives fingers*

 

[UltimateRazer]

You're my brother Ice. I've been thrown away by the rest...only a tool of destruction to be disposed of when dulled.

 

[RT]

P4, teach me how to do the P4 look.

You're my brother Ice. I've been thrown away by the rest...only a tool of destruction to be disposed of when dulled.

What does this even mean...? Regardless, buy some more Dr Pepper and drink it after midnight. Only good things can come from it.

 

[Good Ol' Tree]

Tree is HOBO-bound once again! I will be at 26 :]! Return of my Fox.

 

[Leaf.]

Tree is HOBO-bound once again! I will be at 26 :]! Return of my Fox.

Money matching it.

No, not really. That would be really unfair.

 

[Good Ol' Tree]

Money matching it.

No, not really. That would be really unfair.

Hahaha, yeah, kinda would. But that's what the retardadly good -- 3rd worst my butt -- Zelda is for.

 

[-Ran]

Oh yea, for NomNomNom, it looks like we have multiple states coming. At the moment it's:
Texas
Alabama
Florida

I'm currently working on getting Mississippi to come. This is going to be much larger than I was anticipating. <3

Link: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=279450

 

[Player-4]

P4, teach me how to do the P4 look.

That's P4 and Fogo exclusive

Oh yea, for NomNomNom, it looks like we have multiple states coming. At the moment it's:
Texas
Alabama
Florida

I'm currently working on getting Mississippi to come. This is going to be much larger than I was anticipating. <3

Link: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=279450

Don't count your lizards before they hatch. Lots of people say they'll go then bail days before, always happens.

 

[AvoiD]

9:30 Allan, 9:30.

I'll be in my lair, pracitcing my pickup lines for the the girl serving food downstairs at Funplex.

P4 a sand*****aa.

 

[Player-4]

Nah ***** you a sand*****

 

[MJG]

How gay can a Toon Link player get?

shadow1pjp 12:59 am
(12:59:56 AM):     ozzz
(1:00:04 AM):     always trys to rland behind me
(1:00:12 AM):     gets real aggro at times
Black Dwag7 1:00 am
(1:00:20 AM):     wtf
(1:00:27 AM):     why u complaining
shadow1pjp 1:00 am
(1:00:35 AM):     im not man
Black Dwag7 1:00 am
(1:00:37 AM):     I would love for falco to be in the air
(1:00:39 AM):     lol
shadow1pjp 1:00 am
(1:00:45 AM):     im not
(1:00:54 AM):     he would get mad when i ****ed him lol
(1:00:59 AM):     up
(1:01:01 AM):     UP
(1:01:02 AM):     UP
(1:01:02 AM):     UP
Black Dwag7 1:01 am
(1:01:03 AM):     u ****ed ozz
Black Dwag7 1:01 am
(1:01:06 AM):     LOL
shadow1pjp 1:01 am
(1:01:07 AM):     stfu
Black Dwag7 1:01 am
(1:01:16 AM):     ocpy and paste
(1:01:19 AM):     in hobo thread
(1:01:19 AM):     gg
shadow1pjp 1:01 am
(1:01:27 AM):     u better ****in not
Black Dwag7 1:01 am
(1:01:42 AM):     LOL
shadow1pjp 1:01 am
(1:01:48 AM):     ima yink on you
Black Dwag7 1:02 am
(1:02:18 AM):     =-O 
shadow1pjp 1:02 am
(1:02:56 AM):     and yink in your motuh
(1:02:57 AM):     and 
Black Dwag7 1:03 am
(1:03:01 AM):     ew
shadow1pjp 1:03 am
(1:03:02 AM):     all over your bed
shadow1pjp 1:03 am
(1:03:07 AM):     k
(1:03:12 AM):     id have sex with yink
(1:03:17 AM):     alot
(1:03:19 AM):     nd you
Black Dwag7 1:03 am
(1:03:20 AM):     doin it for sure now
shadow1pjp 1:03 am
(1:03:21 AM):     you first
(1:03:25 AM):     like
Black Dwag7 1:03 am
(1:03:26 AM):     im copying all of this
shadow1pjp 1:03 am
(1:03:27 AM):     if i saw u
Black Dwag7 1:03 am
(1:03:29 AM):     by the way
(1:03:31 AM):     lol
    
shadow1pjp 1:03 am
(1:03:32 AM):     id walk up
(1:03:35 AM):     aand tap you on the butt
(1:03:39 AM):     and just
(1:03:42 AM):     rub your leg
(1:03:47 AM):     and dry hump it
(1:03:50 AM):     then
(1:03:52 AM):     guess what
(1:03:55 AM):     GUESS WHAT
(1:04:08 AM):     r u gonna guess
Black Dwag7 1:05 am
(1:05:10 AM):     how do you copy and paste on aim again
shadow1pjp 1:05 am
(1:05:42 AM):     r u gonna answer my question

Idk. You tell me

 

[Nike.]

You should see the marth aim convos

 

[Xyro77]

HOBO 26 results thread is up. Please go make some predictions or something non spammy.
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=10654516#post10654516


PLEASE bring a set-up tomorrow. we need ALOT!

 

[Bilbo Sandbaggins]

9:30 Allan, 9:30.

I'll be in my lair, pracitcing my pickup lines for the the girl serving food downstairs at Funplex.

P4 a sand*****aa.

The one with ONLY six fingers

 

[-Ran]

Don't count your lizards before they hatch. Lots of people say they'll go then bail days before, always happens.

True, but as a TO I have to hype up the event as much as possible to make them feel foolish for not coming. =)

 

[Fogo]

I heard Ice likes that nipple pie

 

[Player-4]

Just finished Death Note.

So effing good.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

I need practice for HOBO. Who would like to come over today? text me (number on front)

 

[Fogo]

Just finished Death Note.

So effing good.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS


Check my title son

 

[Player-4]

Lol I didn't know what your title meant for the longest time, but now I do.

 

[GreyFox86]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS


Check my title son

Very, very nice there bro. :D

 

[Gnes]

It should be a crime to be that late

 

[Smoom77]

 

[pianodude700]

Ugh, I might have to bail out of this tournament...had so many errands to run today that the rain completely shut down...sad...

EDIT: I am definitely bailing on this tournament, way too much to do tomorrow in preparation for Sunday's party. Sorry guys I was really lookin forward to it too haven't played in over a year

 

[Inui]

I use that font in both AIM and MSN.

 

[Smoom77]

I'm sorry Inui, but that's the worst font you can use.

 

[AvoiD]

Anyone leaving around 5 or 6 wanna give me a ride home? I'll buy food or give gas money.

 

[Suspect]

The one with ONLY six fingers

lol I know what girl you are talking about.

 

[Xyro77]

OMFG me and trela did something so **** funny!!!!!!!! We went to an AOL chat room for gay men and i got some guys to IM me. Here is our convo. YOU WILL LAUGH!!!!!!!!!

xyro77 (1:29:09 AM): M/22/tx. Is this young enough for ya, hot dog?
ale19435 (1:30:08 AM): hey
ale19435 (1:30:13 AM): yes it is
xyro77 (1:30:33 AM): whats up
xyro77 (1:30:37 AM): where u from and how old
ale19435 (1:30:48 AM): tx 18 m
xyro77 (1:30:55 AM): sweet
ale19435 (1:31:00 AM): whats up?
xyro77 (1:31:25 AM): nothin much. just munchin on carrots
ale19435 (1:31:37 AM): sexy lol
ale19435 (1:32:16 AM): wana talk?
xyro77 (1:32:36 AM): uhh sure. how? aim? telepathy? skype/?
ale19435 (1:32:44 AM): aim
xyro77 (1:32:51 AM): ok cool
xyro77 (1:32:54 AM): so lets chat
xyro77 (1:32:57 AM): what did u do all day?
ale19435 (1:33:28 AM): not to much just laying around in boxers right now
xyro77 (1:33:48 AM): Im pretty much naked.
xyro77 (1:33:55 AM): just got shirt on
ale19435 (1:33:56 AM):
ale19435 (1:34:03 AM): would love to see
xyro77 (1:34:32 AM): perhaps. i would kinda like to know u a bit better before we get into that.
ale19435 (1:34:53 AM): of course
ale19435 (1:34:57 AM): sorry
xyro77 (1:35:01 AM): no no prob
xyro77 (1:35:28 AM): so this is kinda weird but
xyro77 (1:35:33 AM): whats your fav color?
ale19435 (1:35:39 AM): red
xyro77 (1:35:41 AM): ****
xyro77 (1:35:43 AM): mines green
ale19435 (1:35:50 AM): sexy lol
xyro77 (1:36:26 AM): im really not that good looking. this may seem gross but i have a cleft lip
ale19435 (1:36:38 AM): a what?
xyro77 (1:37:01 AM): ill show u. the pic im gonna show u is NOT me but its sorta what i have
xyro77 (1:37:03 AM): ok?
ale19435 (1:37:17 AM): ok
xyro77 (1:37:19 AM): http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/163290709_72a6f8e531.jpg
xyro77 (1:37:39 AM): so yea im not that good lookin
xyro77 (1:37:40 AM): sorry?
xyro77 (1:37:43 AM):
xyro77 (1:38:26 AM): umm are u there? im really sorry if that offended you.
xyro77 (1:38:30 AM): see thats just great
xyro77 (1:38:32 AM): no one likes me
xyro77 (1:38:34 AM): ****in ****


Here is the 2nd guy we tricked. ROFL!

ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:03 AM): hey baby
xyro77 (1:48:17 AM): Whats up u ****in sexy man
xyro77 (1:48:18 AM): ALS
ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:25 AM): 23m nv
xyro77 (1:48:33 AM): 22/m/tx
xyro77 (1:48:37 AM): So whats up
ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:45 AM): kinda horny....btm here
xyro77 (1:49:02 AM): man i am too. i wish u were here
ntmyselftonite87 (1:49:22 AM): yea...? what would we be doing
xyro77 (1:49:46 AM): Sharing a bowl of chicken noodle soup and then after that.......maybe a little......YOU KNOW
ntmyselftonite87 (1:50:06 AM): i think i kno
xyro77 (1:50:22 AM): before we exchange pics
xyro77 (1:50:32 AM): i wanna warn you. im not the hottest guy around
xyro77 (1:50:37 AM): sorry
ntmyselftonite87 (1:50:41 AM): i bet you are
xyro77 (1:51:51 AM): that means alot but i kinda got an issue with my face
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:00 AM): let me see
xyro77 (1:52:11 AM): i mean its nothing a bag wont fix but its still there
xyro77 (1:52:15 AM): let me get the pic
xyro77 (1:52:16 AM): gimmi a sec
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:26 AM): lol
xyro77 (1:52:29 AM): i got a lots ****(porn mostly) on my comp
xyro77 (1:52:34 AM): let me dig thru my files
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:37 AM): hahah ok
xyro77 (1:56:12 AM): ok well **** i cant find a pic of my nose(******** i know)
xyro77 (1:56:19 AM): so here is an example of what i have
xyro77 (1:56:22 AM): remember
ntmyselftonite87 (1:56:27 AM): lol ok
xyro77 (1:56:33 AM): THIS IS NOT ME but the issue with the nose is what i have
xyro77 (1:56:36 AM): http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3480/3834575363_6c0e91ff05.jpg
ntmyselftonite87 signed off at 1:56:57 AM

 

[TheJerm]

"Its friday night and I aint got nobody so whats the use of makin the beed!"

 

[Leaf.]

OMFG me and trela did something so **** funny!!!!!!!! We went to an AOL chat room for gay men and i got some guys to IM me. Here is our convo. YOU WILL LAUGH!!!!!!!!!

xyro77 (1:29:09 AM): M/22/tx. Is this young enough for ya, hot dog?
ale19435 (1:30:08 AM): hey
ale19435 (1:30:13 AM): yes it is
xyro77 (1:30:33 AM): whats up
xyro77 (1:30:37 AM): where u from and how old
ale19435 (1:30:48 AM): tx 18 m
xyro77 (1:30:55 AM): sweet
ale19435 (1:31:00 AM): whats up?
xyro77 (1:31:25 AM): nothin much. just munchin on carrots
ale19435 (1:31:37 AM): sexy lol
ale19435 (1:32:16 AM): wana talk?
xyro77 (1:32:36 AM): uhh sure. how? aim? telepathy? skype/?
ale19435 (1:32:44 AM): aim
xyro77 (1:32:51 AM): ok cool
xyro77 (1:32:54 AM): so lets chat
xyro77 (1:32:57 AM): what did u do all day?
ale19435 (1:33:28 AM): not to much just laying around in boxers right now
xyro77 (1:33:48 AM): Im pretty much naked.
xyro77 (1:33:55 AM): just got shirt on
ale19435 (1:33:56 AM):
ale19435 (1:34:03 AM): would love to see
xyro77 (1:34:32 AM): perhaps. i would kinda like to know u a bit better before we get into that.
ale19435 (1:34:53 AM): of course
ale19435 (1:34:57 AM): sorry
xyro77 (1:35:01 AM): no no prob
xyro77 (1:35:28 AM): so this is kinda weird but
xyro77 (1:35:33 AM): whats your fav color?
ale19435 (1:35:39 AM): red
xyro77 (1:35:41 AM): ****
xyro77 (1:35:43 AM): mines green
ale19435 (1:35:50 AM): sexy lol
xyro77 (1:36:26 AM): im really not that good looking. this may seem gross but i have a cleft lip
ale19435 (1:36:38 AM): a what?
xyro77 (1:37:01 AM): ill show u. the pic im gonna show u is NOT me but its sorta what i have
xyro77 (1:37:03 AM): ok?
ale19435 (1:37:17 AM): ok
xyro77 (1:37:19 AM): http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/163290709_72a6f8e531.jpg
xyro77 (1:37:39 AM): so yea im not that good lookin
xyro77 (1:37:40 AM): sorry?
xyro77 (1:37:43 AM):
xyro77 (1:38:26 AM): umm are u there? im really sorry if that offended you.
xyro77 (1:38:30 AM): see thats just great
xyro77 (1:38:32 AM): no one likes me
xyro77 (1:38:34 AM): ****in ****


Here is the 2nd guy we tricked. ROFL!

ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:03 AM): hey baby
xyro77 (1:48:17 AM): Whats up u ****in sexy man
xyro77 (1:48:18 AM): ALS
ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:25 AM): 23m nv
xyro77 (1:48:33 AM): 22/m/tx
xyro77 (1:48:37 AM): So whats up
ntmyselftonite87 (1:48:45 AM): kinda horny....btm here
xyro77 (1:49:02 AM): man i am too. i wish u were here
ntmyselftonite87 (1:49:22 AM): yea...? what would we be doing
xyro77 (1:49:46 AM): Sharing a bowl of chicken noodle soup and then after that.......maybe a little......YOU KNOW
ntmyselftonite87 (1:50:06 AM): i think i kno
xyro77 (1:50:22 AM): before we exchange pics
xyro77 (1:50:32 AM): i wanna warn you. im not the hottest guy around
xyro77 (1:50:37 AM): sorry
ntmyselftonite87 (1:50:41 AM): i bet you are
xyro77 (1:51:51 AM): that means alot but i kinda got an issue with my face
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:00 AM): let me see
xyro77 (1:52:11 AM): i mean its nothing a bag wont fix but its still there
xyro77 (1:52:15 AM): let me get the pic
xyro77 (1:52:16 AM): gimmi a sec
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:26 AM): lol
xyro77 (1:52:29 AM): i got a lots ****(porn mostly) on my comp
xyro77 (1:52:34 AM): let me dig thru my files
ntmyselftonite87 (1:52:37 AM): hahah ok
xyro77 (1:56:12 AM): ok well **** i cant find a pic of my nose(******** i know)
xyro77 (1:56:19 AM): so here is an example of what i have
xyro77 (1:56:22 AM): remember
ntmyselftonite87 (1:56:27 AM): lol ok
xyro77 (1:56:33 AM): THIS IS NOT ME but the issue with the nose is what i have
xyro77 (1:56:36 AM): http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3480/3834575363_6c0e91ff05.jpg
ntmyselftonite87 signed off at 1:56:57 AM

EPIC.

Shallow *** ****ers for ditching you, though. You seemed to play a bit aggressive on the second guy, but he did too, so I doubt he saw through what you were doing