Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Gnes]

Suicide? What a wuss. Just bust out that Shotgun.


Awwww, now I wanna play RE5.

So u say...until they go Buffet on your ***...just wait till ozzfest...im takin yo money...and yo virginity

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

U got U-smashed

edit:tallman...I LOVE U!!!

 

[Van Jones]

So u say...until they go Buffet on your ***...just wait till ozzfest...im takin yo money...and yo virginity

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

U got U-smashed

edit:tallman...I LOVE U!!!

Lololol. No sir. I'm gonna take YOUR money. As for my V-card, your mom took care of that.

 

[Santi]

I wish someone would take my V card
:/



I'm gonna die a virgin :/

 

[Xyro77]

I wish someone would take my V card
:/



I'm gonna die a virgin :/

come over.

 

[heytallman]

I wish someone would take my V card
:/

I'm gonna die a virgin :/

come over.

No, come over to Tallman's. As I recall, you and Dojo both owe me sexual favors for HOBO 14....let's make good on those.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

watchmen was meh

ok ozzfest is getting too big and hyped...... i must not let you guys down

and guys please pay in one dollar bills for doubles (4$) and the venue fee (2$).... a 5$ dollar bill for singles is fine though. this will make everything 9001 times easier

 

[Magitek_Knight]

Talllllllman...... dude we gotta get our matches in... you can do it before or after your favors with my fellow san angeloians

 

[~GregDang!~]

How bout a $2 dollar bill for venue fee.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Well me dmg and ozz had a random battle on AIM. I wrecked them. My results:

Ozz goes through a parallel universe and wakes up to his skin being dark as **** and his mom is dancing on him screaming in an orgasmic way: VAN JONES!!!!!! then he sees van jones blowing up the world but keeps a small secluded island left for all the worlds smallest ***** and whales so they can breed and produce a wrinkly ***** that are used to travel the oceans to find toxic fish *****es to eat then suddeny drop off ***** to a man named george lopez who is part italian and licks DMGs ******* till he bleats and then razer ****s the universe.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Full results to HOBO random battle:
1. Ozz
1. DMG
1. Razer
Tied. tiebreaker will be at ozzfest

bracket image: http://www.freewebs.com/ozz3000/untitled.JPG

 

[Santi]

I cant travel to houston.


bye bye sexy time

hello v card 4 life

 

[Xyro77]

I cant travel to houston.


bye bye sexy time

hello v card 4 life

im coming over

 

[heytallman]

Full results to HOBO random battle:
1. Ozz
1. DMG
1. Razer
Tied. tiebreaker will be at ozzfest

bracket image: http://www.freewebs.com/ozz3000/untitled.JPG

wat

I cant travel to houston.


bye bye sexy time

hello v card 4 life

Looks like I'm gonna have to come to you for some hot lovin' then.

 

[Santi]

Thanks.
Please be gentle and helpful.
I'm a sex noob :/

I don't even use C stick

 

[UltimateRazer]

Santi...I'll miss you...at least we can still code talk =/

<3

 

[heytallman]

I use my C stick so much

mostly for upsmashing

 

[Santi]

dude i didnt even know what sex was until my little brother showed me a porno
:/

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Santi Sexual

edit: Super Saiyan Sexual Santiago

THATS RIGHT I KNOW WHAT SANTI STANDS FOR

 

[Santi]

Lol



I actually would be single if my name wasn't santiago


she thought i was colombian

and i just got some tips from RoyR ( i kid you not)

and whala
:D
still a virgin

 

[gunterrsmash01]

**** we need more TVs for ozzfest. someone be a cool guy and bring a extra tv or two .

santi i thought you were done with women.

 

[TheJerm]

I'm bringing a full set up ozz

 

[Santi]

I was done with women... and focusing on brawl like last spring til summer...

then...
idk

I dont want to talk about my gf
sorry i brought up my virginity and me not knowing how to C stick

EDIT: I hope that didn't sound rude. I just don't want people knowing I'm taken. Then no one will love me duh

 

[onii-chan]

the same old song and dance here...i was hoping for a change in pace once i returned...so who is the top players this time around?an nonoffensive answer would be greatly appreciated and cold silence will be thought as a offense...

 

[Hiza]

Hey guys sorry to interrupt, but just announcing mah Combo vid, just finished it. Also thanks to all of SW Texas, you guys are the only reason ive stayed in brawl for so long. Seriously I loves Texas Brawl. peace.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=6949708#post6949708

 

[gunterrsmash01]

Santi: ok lets talk about something else... ok hmm how about your amazing combo vid.



onii chan: check the first page for the current houston tier list

 

[Santi]

lets talk about my bf Zori


and when can I be invitied to an Ozz fest

 

[kailo34ce]

i hate all of you guys...

under the sheets

 

[onii-chan]

Santi: ok lets talk about something else... ok hmm how about your amazing combo vid.



onii chan: check the first page for the current houston tier list

hm...razer the top player in houston...could've seen that comin...*shrugs* its whatever anyway...cya guys later...

 

[Santi]

or we can talk about my new tony stark avatar

 

[Xyro77]

please bring full set-ups guys. mine got wrecked in rain so i cant bring a tv.

btw, paranormal creatures are kinda cool.

http://paranormal.about.com/od/othercreatures/a/10-creatures.htm

 

[kown]

thats all fake..

 

[DMG]

Santi don't be trippin we all know you are a ladies man ballin with jewels and sh** always ready to please the ladies.

You are not PX status. Lol.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

lets talk about my bf Zori


and when can I be invitied to an Ozz fest

when your bhole is ready.........


im extra sleepy, gnite

 

[UltimateRazer]

Ok. After tonight...its official that gnes is a pedo!!!

 

[takeurlife2]

Ok. After tonight...its official that gnes is a pedo!!!

this is news?

oh how naive the youth of today are....

 

[Xyro77]

 

[KRDsonic]

Pictures

ROFL!

Those pictures made my day xD.

 

[Gnes]

Ok. After tonight...its official that gnes is a pedo!!!

Aim chatrooms are the shiz

 

[Santi]

guess I wasn't invited

 

[TheJerm]

Same =[.. there just jealous of us TL's