How to win every match in Brawl, guaranteed.

[deletedmember]

1. Go to the character selection screen, choose the character called "Wolf."

2. Laser*, roll away, forward smash.

And that's it. Repeat as many times as necessary. That's all you have to do.




*Spam this as much as your thumb will let you.

EDIT: I don't mean that actual patern of laser, roll, smash. I mean you should only do those three moves. You laser so they are forced to jump towards you, then you roll backwards, and then you do the forward smash, which has god-like range. Then you win.

 

[Scion]

what happens when your opponent shields, rolls away, counterattacks, or reflects, jumps, or anything else to prevent this?

 

[DraginHikari]

Moving into any pattern like that against anyone half-way decent is going to end up making you lose fast.

 

[deletedmember]

If you try any of those things, you get lasered and the process continues. The only thing you can do is jump over the lasers and try to hit him, except then he'll just roll backwards and do his F-smash which has amazing range and will surely hit you.

However, I've noticed that characers with reflecting abilities seem to not die as quickly as others.

 

[NotEz]

this should be called

"How to win every match in Brawl against a computer who doesn't do anything but walk towards you, guaranteed."


cuz not even an idiot would get beat by that. you might get hit a few times until you remember that you can jump.

 

[Blu-ninja]

tried it.


YOUR POST IS A LIE.

 

[deletedmember]

Read my edit.

 

[NotEz]

it still doesn't work.... you have to do more then those 3 moves

 

[Doc Chronic]

yikes, this is a terrible thread concept

 

[Sculelos]

Thats complete BS.

Lets say I'm Fox vs Wolf. Wolf lasors I reflect, Wolf forward smashes I dodge and counter... Wolf is now venerable... making your tactic totally worthless.

 

[deletedmember]

No You Don't. Only Those Three Will Do The Trick.

 

[Blu-ninja]

yeah, the forward will LAUNCH you..but your not adding to the fact that the character your up against dosn't have insane recovery.

either way, your tactics are based on assumption and a prejudging basis.

-Not everyone will jump towards wolf.

-RANGE and Percentage are different.

 

[deletedmember]

Yeah but you just have to keep repeating that until they are KOd anyway.

 

[DraginHikari]

You take into account that attacks get WEAKER as you repeat them over and over.

 

[deletedmember]

But eventually don't they get stronger again?

 

[Matsuyama]

You're an idiot and a failure at this game.

 

[Jammno]

Airdoding as you land into his smash makes him completely open and ready for punishment.

 

[MrOtter]

Thar be a troll under that bridge.

 

[MartinGM1983]

Sounds like someone had a bad experience. Tell me more about it.

 

[BigRick]

yikes, this is a terrible thread concept

actually it is an excellent one

however the 3 move combination is not good, he must find a better one

 

[Matsuyama]

It's not even a combo, what in the world are you even talking about? Wolf's Fsmash has range, but it has "okay" killing power. It's his Dsmash that has the main horizontal push. This is a joke thread and not an excellent thread concept, so sit down.

 

[DraginHikari]

But eventually don't they get stronger again?

Only if you die and after a certain number of other attacks... at least that how I understand it.

 

[Reynbo]

Clearly a joke topic..........

 

[SSJ4Kazuki]

The forward smash cannot be shield punished or countered, as he literally teleports behind you while doing it.
Broken, but not unstoppable.

 

[GamerdudeAT]

You've gotta be kidding me.

 

[Necrochild313]

I heard the same rules apply for beating Animal Crossing.

 

[I The Nemesis I]

Lol @ this thread.

 

[Jubeh]

Doing this six times is how you beat Gigyas.

 

[deletedmember]

Well will someone please explain to me how to beat Wolf then? That's all he needs to do, those three moves. And yes you can sometimes subsitute the fsmash with the dsmash but either way it's broken as hell and completely unstopable. And that ****ing laser oh my God you just have to spam it all day and you'll never lose.

 

[Kinlap]

Joke thread, I hope?

My method is way better and successful.
1. Pick any character, and any stage.
2. Forward smash your opponent in the face in real life. *
3. Win.

* Warning: Some tournaments may or may not ban this technique.

 

[MagicJosh]

I'll agree wolf's F-smash has ridiculous range, but predictable paterns really don't work against human opponents. Besides, what if someone does the exact same pattern?
yawn

 

[Frown]

I'd say that Bowserciding is the best choice if you desperately want to win.

 

[impulse346]

Well will someone please explain to me how to beat Wolf then? That's all he needs to do, those three moves. And yes you can sometimes subsitute the fsmash with the dsmash but either way it's broken as hell and completely unstopable. And that ****ing laser oh my God you just have to spam it all day and you'll never lose.

Then why don't you make a video with only those three unstoppable moves. Oh and don't tell the other person to just move forward and jump up and down.

Joke thread, I hope?

My method is way better and successful.
1. Pick any character, and any stage.
2. Forward smash your opponent in the face in real life. *
3. Win.

* Warning: Some tournaments may or may not ban this technique.

Lol, yes that's an epic win.

 

[Artanisix]

How to lose every match in Brawl, guaranteed.

1. Go to the character selection screen, choose the character called "Wolf."

2. Laser*, roll away, forward smash.

And that's it. Repeat as many times as necessary. That's all you have to do.

 

[Prax]

How to lose every match in Brawl, guaranteed.

1. Go to the character selection screen, choose the character called "Wolf."

2. Laser*, roll away, forward smash.

And that's it. Repeat as many times as necessary. That's all you have to do.

Good job, you fixed it.

 

[~tgm_Zeej]

The counter: Powershield.

 

[IGN Forums]

i always do this move!

 

[Super Drybones]

How to win every match in Brawl, guaranteed......play good

 

[IGN Forums]

this thread and move fails!!

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Please tell me this is a joke topic.