How to win every match in Brawl, guaranteed.

[Superstarmario]

How to win a Basic Brawl online.

1. Choose Ike
2. Use forward smash
3. Roll roll roll

I literally tried this and scored 6 kills. In two minutes. Good to see roll whores win the day again.

 

[Rang Flash]

Everyone who's tried this against me in online ranked matches has failed.

 

[iron blade]

This has absolutely no flaws, especially not Pit's mirror shield, Ike/Marth/Lucario's counter, Fox/Falco/another Wolf's reflector, powershielding, regular shielding, rolling, walking, or having an IQ over 50.

 

[xl Lan lx]

I don't see how this technique would work...

I mean, it can't be hard to dodge. Oh wow! A laser shot! OMFG can't dodge another attack by pushing back instead of forward! Going into wolf's F-Smash is so tempting... can't resist!!! MUST GET KO'D!!!

 

[Chrnocide]

Believe it or not.. this thread isn't that much of a joke. Via Wi-Fi due to half a second of lag, I've mained Wold and have yet to lose 1 on 1 vs. anybody.

I'm not all talk. If you're seriously interested in playing me PM me your friend code. I live in South Texas.

 

[Chrnocide]

Believe it or not.. this thread isn't that much of a joke. Via Wi-Fi due to half a second of lag, I've mained Wolf and have yet to lose 1 on 1 vs. anybody.

I'm not all talk. If you're seriously interested in playing me PM me your friend code. I live in South Texas.

 

[The 5th Horseman]

All I have to say is LOL.

 

[XxHennersXx]

Possibly broken combo is possibly broken.

 

[Peeze]

And thats why your title says smash n00b.

 

[AznHalfCaucasian]

LOL


10charizards

 

[UltimateShinigami]

Yeah, that combo is a B**** to avoid. I've faced it against 2 different people, i just start ledge stalling until they give up their spams because I take waaay too much damage approaching them. It's really frustrating, but ledge stalling should get them to move in closer and stop spamming/camping

 

[XxHennersXx]

And thats why your title says smash n00b.

That doesn't mean ****.

compare us, I've been on the forum longer than you and mine still says smash noob. I just don't post. Most of the posts have been looking for local players. I just read.

 

[kr3wman]

That doesn't mean ****.

compare us, I've been on the forum longer than you and mine still says smash noob. I just don't post. Most of the posts have been looking for local players. I just read.

Oh.

Reading people debate on unbeleivable arguments is so fun!

But I mainly do it on the Wow forums. Stating your opinion there just results into "Your arena ratings sucks." And thus, my opinion is totally void of any sense, right?

EDIT :

Spoiler

oh and, 200th post! I luv round numbers.

 

[Peeze]

That doesn't mean ****.

compare us, I've been on the forum longer than you and mine still says smash noob. I just don't post. Most of the posts have been looking for local players. I just read.

It was a joke chief.

 

[6footninja]

did you test this against computers, or human? I mean, what if they reflect, or shield it?

 

[SinMuffin]

only a total noob would try this in a real match
you need to use the arsenal of moves at your command when you use a character to overcome your opponents arsenal of moves, thats kinda the point once you learn how to play <_> not just spamming which turns you into a hated monster usually.
that combined with the fact that anyone with a basic understanding of the game can overcome a forward smash and a lazer makes this tactic useless...
or they could just play marth or ike and counter the forward smash as often as you spam it =D

 

[GuMz]

are you on crack?

 

[SinMuffin]

no sir, the question is, are YOU on METH?

 

[Darkurai]

Joke thread, I hope?

My method is way better and successful.
1. Pick any character, and any stage.
2. Forward smash your opponent in the face in real life. *
3. Win.

* Warning: Some tournaments may or may not ban this technique.

This works. I've tested it.

 

[Pubik Vengeance]

Obvios troll is way too obvious?

 

[Mr. M]

Better strategy:

On the character select screen, pick character "Captain Falcon"

Use F-Air

Win.

(fake)edit:

You can also use the neutral B. Don't for get to ask people to show you their moves. You am gonna win now. :>

 

[LoVer]

nop. yur rong.

 

[Neoteric]

i've actually been playing a guy who plays like this, so i had to use pit against him : (

 

[Storm Eagle]

Phew, good that Wolf is a hidden character, so people can still have him locked so that noone can abuse this broken strategy!

 

[Mr Mattastic]

LOL...just LOL

 

[Chaosblade77]

If you seriously have trouble beating Wolf players that use this strategy you obviously aren't very good at Brawl. Besides, even though his Fsmash has good range, it's not even one of his better moves... his down smash is a lot better in my experience.

 

[ConeZone]

dude this doesn't work on all people who actually know how to play, did you use it on the computer or something, because i just tried this on my friend and he killed me without even blinking. this technique is an epic failure

 

[timbers92]

I tried it.... and it WORKED! On a computer standing in training mode...

 

[Xengri]

This thread is hilarious cause I have a friend that does just that, and I'm also in Florida.

I'll admit, it's very annoying but, only for the first match at most.
After that, it's a walk in the park.
All you have to do is dance around while approaching and, look for a opening. Which shouldn't be hard seeing as Wolf's lasers have lots of lag.

Spotdodging helps too.

 

[Xengri]

This thread is hilarious cause I have a friend that does just that, and I'm also in Florida.

I'll admit, it's very annoying but, only for the first match at most.
After that, it's a walk in the park.
All you have to do is dance around while approaching and, look for a opening. Which shouldn't be hard seeing as Wolf's lasers have lots of lag.

Spotdodging helps too.

 

[Youko]

Get behind your opponent.

OH NOZ GUYZ, strategy failed!



...Seriously, why?