How whould you think the smash characters celebrate 4 of July?

[Gamegenie222]

How whould you think the smash characters whould celebrate 4 of July? I whould think that the Space animals whould shoot smart bombs in the air and Bowser, Dk, and Dedede whould cracker launchers and shoot fireworks in the air while Lucas whould use Pk Starstorn to collide with the smart bombs and the fireworks from the cracker launchers then Zelda and Ness whould use powers to shape the attacks in their own image and the image whould say Happy Independence day. What whould you think how they would celebrate 4 of July. respond with a post saying your idea.

 

[jakeadactyl]

i think that most of the male characters probably remove their pants and display their genitalia, i know that i usually remove my pants on the fourth of july, and i always play smash best pantsless

 

[Iron Thorn]

Zelda, Ness, and Lucas give a fireworks show. Other than that they celebrate it the same way everyone else does: beer, barbeque, and wearing the patriotic colors.

 

[fkacyan]

ZSS?

I can think of what I'd like her to do...

Nah, just kidding. I can imagine her chilling in her ship with the Power Suit off and drinking some beer. She is an alcoholic, ya know.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

They probaly just chill at home and have a BBQ like normal people. Then they use the Cracker Launcher for a fireworks show. That or they have some tournament in honor of 4th of July. Ya never know.

 

[Collective of Bears]

King Dedede throws a giant cook-out at his castle and invites everyone except Tabuu. This is also why Tabuu is evil. He never got invited to DDD's parties.

Ike's friends show their gratitude for him by fighting for him. one day of the year, namely the fourth of July.

Fox, Falco, and Wolf all star in the All-American Landmaster Parade.

 

[Zeldasalsa]

they're going to play ssbb using themselves. like marth playing as marth and link playing as link, etc......

 

[OmegaXXII]

I think both Captain Falcon & Snake would have a BBQ with ZZS and Peach while Bowser cooks it, and then afterwards they all get drunk lol.. while Mario and Luigi throw a fireworks show

 

[C.Olimar788]

I'm guessing they'd either not celebrate it, being from Japan, or something like this:

http://hail-nekoyasha.deviantart.com/art/July-is-not-for-rants-20201248

Melee, but still.

 

[jakeadactyl]

probably with lots of bare genitalia as well as all your ideas

 

[OmegaXXII]

probably with lots of bare genitalia as well as all your ideas

what's with you and this whole genitalia business?

 

[jakeadactyl]

actually, i'd love to go into the genitalia business! i'd open a quaint little shop called "Genitalia Paraphernalia" and sell lots of cute things!

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

actually, i'd love to go into the genitalia business! i'd open a quaint little shop called "Genitalia Paraphernalia" and sell lots of cute things!

You have some issues.

 

[aznegglover]

What if they're not American?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

That's funny, because the 4th of July is - wait, did you just mention a Genitalia shop? WTF?

 

[Amide]

i think that most of the male characters probably remove their pants and display their genitalia, i know that i usually remove my pants on the fourth of july, and i always play smash best pantsless

>__>

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Snake would shoot missles in the air, while G&W would wave his flag. That's all I can think of.

 

[ReppinThat703]

um woooooooooooooooooooow

 

[Ilex]

Most of them would probably sit at home and do nothing because most of them aren't American.
But for those who are:
CF- Probably a friendly race
Wario- BBQ + Alcohol
Ness- ?

 

[BrawlBro]

The hold a dance...

...a "dash" dance!!

eh! eh!


(god that was awful)

 

[Amide]

The hold a dance...

...a "dash" dance!!

eh! eh!


(god that was awful)

That was so bad, it was funny.

Wario would get drunk all right, how American!

 

[tirkaro]

Only Ness, Lucas, and Snake would celebrate July fourth. The rest are Italian/Mushroomkingdomese/Cornerian/Japanese/Akaniean/Tellian/Elebien/Greek/Hyrulian/Superflat Worldian/******/Dreamlandian/Hotocatian/Port townite/Wherever the hell Sonic takes place, so I doubt they would be celebrating an American holiday.

 

[gorgon.]

... Hurr, I'm Canadian. I celebrate the First of July :D

Bowser would have a BBQ and cook with his Neutral B.

 

[Icarus Descent]

What has these boards come to,asking what characters do on the 4th of July these random threads keep getting more and more random.

 

[Kiki52]

Ganondorf wouldn't celebrate 4th of July because he is Arabian.

 

[Leprechaun_Drunk]

Mario would have a huge BBQ at Peach's Castle, inviting every character except Luigi, who would show up anyway and get incredibly drunk, mortifyingly embarrassing Mario in front of his friends while making an *** of himself.

 

[Affinity]

actually, i'd love to go into the genitalia business! i'd open a quaint little shop called "Genitalia Paraphernalia" and sell lots of cute things!

There's something wrong with your brain.

 

[YagamiLight]

There's something wrong with your brain.

I second this.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

I make them fight.

I just did on my Wii and hour ago with a few friends.

 

[petrie911]

Only Ness, Lucas, and Snake would celebrate July fourth. The rest are Italian/Mushroomkingdomese/Cornerian/Japanese/Akaniean/Tellian/Elebien/Greek/Hyrulian/Superflat Worldian/******/Dreamlandian/Hotocatian/Port townite/Wherever the hell Sonic takes place, so I doubt they would be celebrating an American holiday.

Sonic is from Earth, and from the look of Sonic Adventure 2, he probably lives in the US. So add Sonic to the list of people celebrating the 4th of July.

 

[Psychoace]

With falcon punch and ribs of course.

 

[Frate]

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Captain Falcon.

edit : I mixed up 4th of july with 4th of november, my bad ;(

 

[Neon Ness]

I'd think that if Ness and Lucas both used PK Starstorm at the same time, that'd be a heck of a fireworks show. Assuming they care about the 4th of July, of course...

 

[Johnthegalactic]

ZS Samus and snake would be in some military ceremony.
Kirby would have a party(he would cook).
Marth wouldn't cause he is Japanese.
CF would watch football(dunno).

 

[Overload]

Smash characters would celebrate the fourth of july by playing with themselves.
sickos I'm talking about them playing smash.

 

[Talazala]

Yoshi can provide tiny fireworks with his up b. The grand finale would be Ike's great aether performed on some random unlucky character

 

[kr3wman]

Sonic would eat a chili dog.

Every other character have no connection to the USA.

 

[cj.Shark]

Wario- BBQ + Alcohol

And Garlic.
Wario loves garlic
he eats it day and night

 

[Deleted member]

Falco eats lots of bread.

 

[starL33T]

considering most of them aren't American, They wouldn't...

 

[Negi-Kun]

The only thing I can think of is Ness and Lucas using PK Starstorm...