I need a long, hard single player to satisfy me...

[kinghippo99]

I had to use an action replay to unlock ultra hard mode for her

 

[Hippochinfat]

Haha Was This A Sex Joke I Can't Tell

 

[Pyroloserkid]

I had to use an action replay to unlock ultra hard mode for her

I love it when my girlfriend plays ultra hard. Especially when I'M ultra hard.

Haha Was This A Sex Joke I Can't Tell

Lulz gtfo.

 

[Darkurai]

I can't wait to see the female characters grab some Smash Balls.

 

[kinghippo99]

I can't wait until brawl so my wife can grab my smash balls

 

[Hippochinfat]

I can't wait to see the female characters grab my cracker launcher.

 

[kinghippo99]

LOL

or my sticky bomb

 

[Hippochinfat]

When the female characters grab my smoke balls, the smoke inside them will get hot and a liquid will come out instead of smoke.

 

[Darkurai]

When the female characters grab my smoke balls, the smoke inside them will get hot and a liquid will come out instead of smoke.

You need to be careful when playing this game.

If you're not, an unwanted sequel might come out.

 

[Hippochinfat]

You need to be careful when playing this game.

If you're not, an unwanted sequel might come out.

That was a good one.

 

[kinghippo99]

You need to be careful when playing this game.

If you're not, an unwanted sequel might come out.

The best by far!

When the female characters grab my smoke balls, the smoke inside them will get hot and a liquid will come out instead of smoke.

Go back to science class.

On topic: I'm going to swing my home-run bat around at the ladies. If it hits, it has a 100% chance of creating the next generation of smash players.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

BUMP!

Wow. This is a great game for couples.

I think he's been reading our thread. He's really designing this game for hornyloving couples.

 

[mista_mista]

This topic has a strong scent of win.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Win...and other things.

 

[i8waffles612]

The title of this thread makes me LOL everytime I see it.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

This thread makes me want to shake my remote.

I hope the classic mode is ALOT longer and harder than Melee's. For starters, classic mode can't go very deep, AND it's kind of the same thing every time.

 

[evilflame101]

the previous single player modes were short and lacking for me. i hope the single player in brawl will be harder and lengthier and i hope it peaks my interest with its story. overall, i hope it satiates my needs and is a blast in the face to play.

i sure hope the story goes deep and is extremely gratifying.

10 hour SE mode, plus the classic mode, and events. This will be good, unlike any single player brawl before, and the best part 2 people can play any of the modes in brawl!

 

[plasman]

Before, I used to do target practice by myself. After beating it several times by myself it would get so boring and I got so good at knowing which way to work it, it would end before it barely began. Thankfully, now I can bring a partner into the mix and they can show me where to hit all the right target areas and hopefully add a little extra life to something that's otherwise limp and overworked. It'll be a blast!

 

[rsc_390]

I love you all.

 

[Drclaw411]

p e n i s e s and v a g i n a s

 

[Cereal Rabbit]

Lacking and unsatisfying. What if it's too much?

 

[Del Money]

I think brawl might have a longer 1p mode since it involves story and all that lame crap that I dont care about, but harder?

We're talking about cpu AI here. Unless you give the computer handicaps (such as teaming up gigabowser, mewtwo and ganondorf for event 51) then even the noobiest of gamers can take them down.

And no, there isnt going to be some magic new computer AI for brawl that makes them able to compete in the game of smash with humans, but maybe, just maybe they wont have the same repetitive dumb patterns that they did in melee and will learn how to recover.

So theyll have to change the game completly or give the computers some big handicaps to provide a challenging single player experience for veteren smashers.

Which, by the way, they won't do. Why?

It was difficult to aim in the previous game, but this time it automatically flies to the closest ledge, so it should be pretty simple to use.

The game will be compatible with a variety of controllers, so I've gone a tad easier on the button pressing.

From the looks of the tone of the updates, Brawl is following the wii-tastic philosophy, Easier games attract a larger audience.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Tnga officially owns SWF

 

[ShuffleTrain]

The brawl disc needs a bigger a hole... and maybe a small packet of cream cheese.

 

[SiegK]

You need to be careful when playing this game.

If you're not, an unwanted sequel might come out.

Yo, Do you play Guitar Hero 3 for the Wii?

If you do I think i owned you last night.

Saw this last night and had to take a picture.

 

[omiz144]

You win the internet.

I don't need to say any more.

 

[kinghippo99]

Good to see this thread alive again. While browsing the internet for por... smashrelatedstuff I discovered the pleasures of the wii remote. sticking it in and out of your tv's face feels so good. i'm sure everyone would agree with me.

 

[Mad555]

LOL. This is the best joke thread EVER!!! (If it is)

But really Red Stone, Im pretty sure if you put the difficulty on intense then you'll be swearing at the tv everytime you lose and when you start winning, you'll say things like "Oh! **** YEAH, I WON!!!"

 

[Fearthesmash]

First match, Ike's sword versus peach and zelda.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Saw this last night and had to take a picture.

Brawl's production takes place in the kitchen.

First match, Ike's sword versus peach and zelda.

All the girl's have been saying that Ike is too slow.

 

[unnknownz]

theres going to be like story mode for brawl

 

[CrenTIScO]

someone photoshop the letters to make it say JAPANESE GIRL

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Maybe THEN the picture would make sense in this thread.

 

[plasman]

someone photoshop the letters to make it say JAPANESE GIRL

Done.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Jesus.

I really need photoshop.
Then I can photoshop some dirty, single player Brawl images.


THEN this thread would be awesome.
Also, rate it 5 stars.

 

[Mr.GAW]

Pyro, in relation to your PRoom thread, take a look at all the join dates in this thread for the last few pages, and you'll see where the stereotypes come from.

 

[kinghippo99]

All the girl's have been saying that Ike is too slow.

But he is good at swinging his mighty sword in and out of them.

 

[Mad555]

But he is good at swinging his mighty sword in and out of them.

Oh!!!, That was funny. Sex jokes are funny. Well not all of them.

 

[kinghippo99]

yes... all of them.

 

[The Kirby Kong]

This thread reeks of fail. You guys don't get out much, do you?

 

[Fawriel]

This thread reeks of fail. You guys don't get out much, do you?

Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to violate you with my Ivysaur.

Hmm, long and slippery tentacles...