I re-wrote the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.....about Smash

[Drclaw411]

Now...i wrote this a LOOOONNNNGGGG time ago (posted it on Nsiders). So thats why it isnt made up of only characters in the game, and some of these characters dont appear in the game. I know it could be tweaked, but i just found it and thought i'd share.

Old Bowser was hopping around

The MushroomKingdom like a big playground

when suddenly Solid Snake burst from the shade

and hit Bowser with a big grenade

Bowser got ticked and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Red

who proceeded to open up a can of Poke Fu

when a Fighter came in hanging from balloons



and he started beating up Luigi with a squeal

then they both got flattened by Wario's wheels

but before he could make it back to the Bathroom

Mario cam back with a giant mushroom

and took an giant bob-omb out from under his hat

and blew Balloon Fighter away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bombs and he ran away

because Pikachu came to save the day



this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny



Bowser took a bite out of Pikachu

while Viewtiful Joe slowed time through and through

then Samus came back ready for a Final Smash

but DK jumped out and landed on her back

and Diddy was injured, and trying to get steady

when the Mario Brothers came back and they were ready

but suddenly something caught their legs and they tripped

Zelda turned to Sheik & took them out with her whip



Snake saw Meta Knight sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Kirby stole it and he shot and he missed

and Diddy Kong deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Link and Pit tried to pole vault

onto Bowser, now Giga, but they collided in the air

then they all got hit by Peach's long hair, oooh



this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...



as angels sang out, Toad ran past in a jog

and down from the heavens descended Sonic the Hedgehog

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Dr. Mario

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Shiek changed back into Zelda

but Sonic saw through her clever disguise

and he crushed Zelda's head in between his thighs



then Dry Bones and Roy and Star Fox and Ike and

Daisy and who someday could be Luigi's wife and

Mewtwo, Lucario, Baby Bowser, what a meanie,

and Petey Piranah and Giovani

Gombas, Troopas, Geno, and Hammer Bros were there

Bomberman, Captain Falcon, every single Excite Racer

The Ice Climbers and Falco Lombardi,

Lip, Ridley, Tom Nook, and Mario's Party

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Sonic the Hedgehog in his SEGA ***

it was the bloodiest battle video games ever saw

with the gamers looking on total awe



and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Jigglypuff in a blood stained sweater...



this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...

this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...

this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...

of Ultimate Destiny

 

[kr3wman]

The one made by *NSFW* is better than all the other.

/thread

 

[pirkid]

I like it.
Made me giggle.

/start flame

 

[XtremeCJ]

4 lines:

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Dr. Mario

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Shiek changed back into Zelda

But except that I like it ^^ any good singers in here? Or do we have to contact Lemon Demon?

 

[Johnknight1]

Very well put together. Mesa like! Mesa like A LOT!

 

[_Slick_]

Meh. The original is better.

 

[Darkurai]

I remember seeing this exact thing before. I believe it was even posted by you.

 

[lavamage]

Back and Zelda Ryming...what!?

I know you wanted to bring in Character names by ryming could have been better. Honestly, whats easier than Ryming something with RED?

 

[DreamFiend633]

The first part was okay, but then it just got like you were really contriving. And what the hell is with Viewtiful Joe?

 

[Doctor T]

Um... just no. Sorry.

Ultimate Showdown is greatness. Thats... well I don't honestly know what to call it.

 

[ROOOOY!]

as Shiek changed back into Zelda

but Sonic saw through her clever disguise

and he crushed Zelda's head in between his thighs

Too pornographic, sorry.

 

[SeriousWB]

Bowser got ticked and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Red

So early into it aswell, ah well...

You must recover my friend.

 

[Eriorguez]

Falcon should be the one taking Norris' role, you know.

 

[Drclaw411]

Very well put together. Mesa like! Mesa like A LOT!

thanks!


10chars

 

[ChromeSonic00]

I like it. Sounds funny!

 

[Juicy]

ahh nsider, those were better days....

but yea its not bad could use some tweaking

 

[pika-power]

Bowser got ticked, and decided to attack,

But didn't expect to get beaten by mac.

 

[pokefanthingy]

every part other than viewtiful joe and Balloon Fighter was good.

 

[Ekimaster]

Jigglypuff doesn't wear a sweater

 

[SmashBro99]

That was a good read, lol.

 

[Big-Cat]

I think I'll have to make my own parody of this one day. Oh, and pika-power, do you mind if I use those lyrics?

Also, it should've been Captain Falcon, not Sonic.

 

[cdilink]

Bombs don't make rat-a-tat-tat.

 

[Pubik Vengeance]

I did like how Sonic took the role of Chuck and Jiggs took the role of Mr. Rogers.


But seriously??!?!? Balloon Fighter?!? VIEWTIFUL JOE!!!?

 

[Chaosblade77]

Bombs don't make rat-a-tat-tat.

The ones in Mario RPG did

Anyway... it didn't flow well in quite a few spots. If it rhymed better it might be good... but things like "Red" and "attack" just don't go well together at all.