Ike or Captain Falcon: Who is manlier

[Steck]

But it his character carries over into smash. So his manliness is retained. The fact that he was nerfed merely means that Sakurai hates him.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

I'm sorry Ike supporters, but it's impossible to be more manly than sacrificing yourself to save the universe like this..

He didn't die... he never had any intention of dieing.

And Ike is a warrior. They risk sacrificing themselves for their country (or in Ike's case employer) every day.

 

[Jawsh!]

Said it once, I'll say it again.


Ike without his sword:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

C. Falcon at all times:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV8_Ce6qXnk&feature=related

And just in case the almighty Punch isn't enough for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ47f-uIJU&feature=related

 

[RecorithLegend]

fo rizzle :D

 

[RecorithLegend]

from what ive seen, despite the fact that his fist when punching is powerful he just doesnt have that style that ike has. Falcons just another bounty hunter with a gimmick XD

and if you wanna compare bounty hunters

samus>falcon

but thats for another time/discussion

 

[freeman123]

Wario is the manliest character. Playing as him will actually make your chest hair grow.

 

[Deathcarter]

If people criticize Ike's manliness for using a sword, Snake must be a ***** for using firepower.

But I digress, I will prove that Ike is manlier than Captain Falcon:

-Can Captain Falcon be criticaled and one-hit KO'ed by some puny generic thunder mage?
-Does Captain Falcon have t3h phire? (oh wait he does, dang)
-Does Ike during the final chapter of FE10 actually do less damage that a little green-haired archer boy who maxed out strength early to most enemies while both wielding the SS sword and bow respectively?
-Does Captain Falcon randomly sleep on the battlefield while his friends are doing all the work?
-Is Captain Falcon a furry?
-Is Ike's main rival, the Black Knight (who turns out to be

Spoiler

Zelgius

, the guy in the memory cutscene who whines about being alone and being a

Spoiler

branded

just like the wimpy boy Soren), more manly than CF's enemy the undisputed lord of evil, Black Shadow?

Now add all of these factors (although most of them being ingame, I beleive they have some bearing on the discussion) together and you will see that.................................**** IT!!

 

[Oracle]

Ike is obviously compensating with a huge sword.

Captain falcon has no sword.
Think about it.

 

[PCHU]

Hmmm.....
You know what this thread reminds me of?
Lion King.
The circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife..........


Seriously, I see the circular pattern here.
But, occasionally, pi will get thicker with new reasons, and soon enough, it will be one burnt, sword-wielding, bandanna-wearing, and one heck-of-a-challenge pie.
Eat it, and you MIGHT become HALF that Wolf ever was.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

Wario is the manliest character. Playing as him will actually make your chest hair grow.

ive played wario quite a bit and *looks down own shirt* nope no hair. Mabye im broken.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

-Is Captain Falcon a furry?

If Lethe is the animal in question.. how can you not be?


Well its certainly an improvement over gay.

 

[ShaolinAce]

Falcon > Ike in manlyness.

Ike >>> Falcon Gamewise.

FALCON PAWNCH!!!

 

[alchfilosofer]

from what ive seen, despite the fact that his fist when punching is powerful he just doesnt have that style that ike has. Falcons just another bounty hunter with a gimmick XD

and if you wanna compare bounty hunters

samus>falcon

but thats for another time/discussion

Indeed, she's the best bounty hunter in the universe.

...
-Does Ike during the final chapter of FE10 actually do less damage that a little green-haired archer boy who maxed out strength early to most enemies while both wielding the SS sword and bow respectively?...

Rolf is incredible powerful, after all he could PWN as an unit and he have no steroids (and taht + PWN STR = Manly).

If Lethe is the animal in question.. how can you not be?

Well its certainly an improvement over gay.

I think he was talking about ranulf. And if Lethe is the animal, call me furry.

 

[Tangy]

3transfat proves that cf has boobs
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=175071

 

[Chris Lionheart]

And if Lethe is the animal, call me furry.

Hehehe call me furry to.

 

[Noodlehead]

captain falcon

 

[Veggi]

Hehehe call me furry to.

I swear you'd hit on a tree if it was wearing a skirt.

 

[alchfilosofer]

3transfat proves that cf has boobs
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=175071

Holy ****, that can only be countered by this (no it's not the anime and no it's not rick roll) http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-6f1vtOks

But if that is no enough, then marth and snake are in a duel for the fist place.

I swear you'd hit on a tree if it was wearing a skirt.

Dude, your avatar is fox, you main DK, and your signature is cahrisard. Not to mention she looks more human than animal.

 

[Veggi]

Dude, your avatar is fox, you main DK, and your signature is cahrisard. Not to mention she looks more human than animal.

I was actually hoping for someone to catch the reference.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

I swear you'd hit on a tree if it was wearing a skirt.

No I wouldn... Holy **** that tree is hot!


Just kidding...

But seriously, how can you not think Lethe is hot?

 

[Veggi]

No I wouldn... Holy **** that tree is hot!


Just kidding...

But seriously, how can you not think Lethe is hot?

Did you see the kitten smitten part of RD?

She is really hot, Jill and Nephenee I like more though.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Did you see the kitten smitten part of RD?

She is really hot, Jill and Nephenee I like more though.

Nephenee and Mia are my favorite two girls from PoR/RD with Micaiah and Illyana coming in 3rd and 4th.

And for Sacred Stones, I like L'Arachel, Lute, Natasha, and Syrene the most.

But then again I like most of the female Fire Emblem cast (with the exception of Titania, Petrine, the shop lady on Path of Radiance, and very few other exceptions.)

 

[PKJesse]

Okay, let's settle this arguement.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=syLIpK1_ltw&feature=related

When two PAWNCHes collide, it causes blue screen.

If two Ike swords collided, they would make a cling and bounce off eachother.

It is obvious when you can cause Blue Screen by being matched with awesomeness,

you are more manly both computer-wise, and life-wise.

Thread over.

 

[Mike Hawk]

CAPTAIN FALCON does not need to swing a 2 handed sword with one hand, he can swing a 2 armed person with 1 hand.

 

[PCHU]

PK Jesse....
That doesn't really happen, you fool.
Think about it:
It's a freakin move.
Falcon Punch isn't anymore special than Ike's fsmash or Ganon's Warlock Punch.
Can't cause a blue screen.
That'd be.....too PWNish.....


And, if you were kidding, I apologize, but this thing is getting out of hand.
Can't you just go by what exists without the help of stupid youtube videos?
Seriously.
And causing a blue screen isn't manly at all.
I froze the game while playing Falco vs. Ness.
Simple:
I threw a heck of a lot of green shells, and their collision made the game freeze.
Falcon Punches couldn't do that, so we conclude that Captain Falcon can be beaten by his OWN MASCOT.
Or either that, Falco is a parrot.......

 

[EC_Joey]

PK Jesse....
That doesn't really happen, you fool.
Think about it:
It's a freakin move.
Falcon Punch isn't anymore special than Ike's fsmash or Ganon's Warlock Punch.
Can't cause a blue screen.
That'd be.....too PWNish.....


And, if you were kidding, I apologize, but this thing is getting out of hand.
Can't you just go by what exists without the help of stupid youtube videos?
Seriously.
And causing a blue screen isn't manly at all.
I froze the game while playing Falco vs. Ness.
Simple:
I threw a heck of a lot of green shells, and their collision made the game freeze.
Falcon Punches couldn't do that, so we conclude that Captain Falcon can be beaten by his OWN MASCOT.
Or either that, Falco is a parrot.......

Items are gay, not manly.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

What makes you think that Falcon cannot lift a 2-handed sword with one hand? With a single punch he can send you flying. That shows strength. That he doesn't have a sword doesn't mean he doesn't know how to/can use one.

And people who say that Ike has more style are just kidding themselves.


Anyways... Can we just get this thing to a truce or something?

 

[PCHU]

I call it a truce.
Because Captain Falcon has his Falcon Punch, and Ike can send you flying with a golden sword.
I don't know if you've noticed, but gold is pretty weak.
There has to be a lot of power behind that to KO so fast.
Plus, Captain Falcon can run fast.
REALLY fast.
But, Ike can counter any crap you throw at him.
So, I think that it's a tie.


And what's weird about all this is that Captain Falcon supporters AND Ike supporters go in circles, only saying something new every once in a while.
I think they both rock hard, but I like swords better.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Yes, in the end it is all about opinion/taste.

All of these manliness confrontations end the same way.

 

[Stroupes]

that just prove captain ****ing falcon owns
if he uses one hand its a one ****ing handed sword

For regular people like Captain, it's two-handed. For the manliest of them, it's one-handed.

 

[Slugma128]

Captain Falcon will always be more manly than Fire Emblem characters.

 

[leechaolan]

CAPTAIN FALCON does not need to swing a 2 handed sword with one hand, he can swing a 2 armed person with 1 hand.

That just made me LOL.

I love zem both. <3

 

[PKboy89]

only a real man has those buns...

 

[Slugma128]

only a real man has those buns...

Or a real woman...

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Captain Falcon will always be more manly than Fire Emblem characters.

Lol yeah Captain Falcon will always be more manly than the female side of the Fire Emblem character roster.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

CAPTAIN FALCON does not need to swing a 2 handed sword with one hand, he can swing a 2 armed person with 1 hand.

I LOL'd

Yes I think the argument is over. Neither side is bringing anything legitimate and new to the table. And I like to think that the Smash version of Ike is not gay anyways.

There both the epitome of awsome!

Ike has the aether and Falcon has the PAAUUNNCCHH!!

 

[metaknightp0wns]

CAPTAIN FALCON does not need to swing a 2 handed sword with one hand, he can swing a 2 armed person with 1 hand.

this owns every ike fanboys arguments

 

[Jawsh!]

I LOL'd

Yes I think the argument is over. Neither side is bringing anything legitimate and new to the table. And I like to think that the Smash version of Ike is not gay anyways.

There both the epitome of awsome!

Ike has the aether and Falcon has the PAAUUNNCCHH!!

Yeah, let's all be the bigger person and stop repeating ourselves before we end up like this thread

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=4671629#post4671629

That, my friends, is 23+ pages of the same thing.

 

[SmashBro99]

Sakurai nerfed Captain Falcon because he was jealous of how manly he is.

Ike manly? I think even Sheik beats Ike in this category.

 

[Slugma128]

BTW, Mario is the most manly of them all.