I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Ness64wastaken]

//Luigi: It isn't working!
...

Luigi:... (On the airship) HELP!

(Shaggy insta transmission's in front of Ness and turn's ultra instinct)

Shaggy: Time to die

(Ness grab's Shaggy's head and crushes it blood exploding out of his head)

Ness: Pathetic

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I guess so, but do you have any better ideas?" Ashley says, setting Baby Ashley down in her crib.

Dust Bunny: I tried the best thing I knew and I failed. If we need tricks, then I'm lost for words, but then I'm also an old bunny. Maybe tricks are all she'll take. I'm just not the trickster type.

(Shaggy insta transmission's in front of Ness and turn's ultra instinct)

Shaggy: Time to die

(Ness grab's Shaggy's head and crushes it blood exploding out of his head)

Ness: Pathetic

Luigi slowly climbs to a hatch on the airship. He tries to open the hatch but the counter flow overwhelms him, and he flies back to his starting point.

Luigi: HELP!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I tried the best thing I knew and I failed. If we need tricks, then I'm lost for words, but then I'm also an old bunny. Maybe tricks are all she'll take. I'm just not the trickster type.

"We'll try later. Let's go check on Red," Ashley says. <gtg im on a plane>

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We'll try later. Let's go check on Red," Ashley says. <gtg im on a plane>

Dust Bunny knocks on the door upstairs.

Dust Bunny: Red?...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny knocks on the door upstairs.

Dust Bunny: Red?...

<i got wifi on the plane :3>
Red peeks out. "What do you want?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<i got wifi on the plane :3>
Red peeks out. "What do you want?"

Dust Bunny: Red, we came to check on you. I know you're upset, but we can't really talk properly with the door closed.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Red, we came to check on you. I know you're upset, but we can't really talk properly with the door closed.

"Why? You clearly hate me and think I'm nothing more than a bad influence!" Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Why? You clearly hate me and think I'm nothing more than a bad influence!" Red says.

Dust Bunny: (Bluntly) I'm not going to argue that you're a bad influence, but that's not what I came up here for, and I don't hate you. Please open up.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Bluntly) I'm not going to argue that you're a bad influence, but that's not what I came up here for, and I don't hate you. Please open up.

Red opens the door. "Fine. But make it quick."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red opens the door. "Fine. But make it quick."

Dust Bunny: I only came up here to tell you that you don't appear to mean any harm. You don't seem to be a devil after all. The things I said downstairs was because I care about Ashley, and not because I hate you. This is very simple, I know, but I wanted it to be eye-to-eye, and if you will stay mad, that's your right. It's just that some things are not okay, no matter who it's from, and I'm no exception, but if we take care of Ashley, that's what we have to do, even if that means reprimanding each other. Now, the firing range is up. What issues do you have with me?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I only came up here to tell you that you don't appear to mean any harm. You don't seem to be a devil after all. The things I said downstairs was because I care about Ashley, and not because I hate you. This is very simple, I know, but I wanted it to be eye-to-eye, and if you will stay mad, that's your right. It's just that some things are not okay, no matter who it's from, and I'm no exception, but if we take care of Ashley, that's what we have to do, even if that means reprimanding each other. Now, the firing range is up. What issues do you have with me?

"Well, first of all, you don't listen to me! You don't understand that all these things I do for her are okay, because Ashley and Baby Ashley aren't regular humans! They've been raised like demons, and it's just part of their lifestyle. As a non-human, you should understand!" Red says.

 

[Ness64wastaken]

Luigi slowly climbs to a hatch on the airship. He tries to open the hatch but the counter flow overwhelms him, and he flies back to his starting point.

Luigi: HELP!

(Ness grabs Luigi and put's him to saftey)

Ness: I'm going in the airship stay put.

(Ness jumps into the the airship)

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Is that the best you guys have? (ShyHo walks onto the bridge)

(On the bridge, several Zubats fly on ShyHo and begin to bite)

Dust Bunny: I tried the best thing I knew and I failed. If we need tricks, then I'm lost for words, but then I'm also an old bunny. Maybe tricks are all she'll take. I'm just not the trickster type.



Luigi slowly climbs to a hatch on the airship. He tries to open the hatch but the counter flow overwhelms him, and he flies back to his starting point.

Luigi: HELP!

Jack Frost: (Uses gathering and stacks several Jack Frosts on top of each other before climbing them all the way to the airship) Luigi-ho! Don't get caught! (Jack Frost grabs Luigi and climbs up to the ledge) Hee... Huff... Ho...

Dust Bunny: Differently how?



Luigi: (Having dug a small burrow, he looks up at the airship, which casts a large shadow over them) Olgh! What is that?... (a Master Hand appears behind him)... Whoa!... (He desperately and quickly high-jumps to the airship and holds onto the hull as it moves.)... HELP!
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Peach: (She looks at an area of chopped down trees) Let's head down river. We are sure to find something.



//Luigi: It isn't working!
...

Luigi:... (On the airship) HELP!

Paper Mario: Well, I know I won't be swimming. Let's-a-go! (Paper Mario walks to the river)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(On the bridge, several Zubats fly on ShyHo and begin to bite)


Jack Frost: (Uses gathering and stacks several Jack Frosts on top of each other before climbing them all the way to the airship) Luigi-ho! Don't get caught! (Jack Frost grabs Luigi and climbs up to the ledge) Hee... Huff... Ho...


Paper Mario: Well, I know I won't be swimming. Let's-a-go! (Paper Mario walks to the river)

(ShyHo begins slashing at the Zubats, managing to kill some of them)
ShyHo: I hate bats.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Well, first of all, you don't listen to me! You don't understand that all these things I do for her are okay, because Ashley and Baby Ashley aren't regular humans! They've been raised like demons, and it's just part of their lifestyle. As a non-human, you should understand!" Red says.

Dust Bunny: Understandable. My life was spent helping humans, so that is where my knowledge goes. It seemed like a sign a long time ago that I wasn't really cut out for this job.

(Ness grabs Luigi and put's him to saftey)

Ness: I'm going in the airship stay put.

(Ness jumps into the the airship)

Luigi: Whoa!... (Currently sits on the ground ) Gladly!... (A Master hand speeds past him, startling him into the depression he made in the crater earlier)...

While Ness is on his way inside, the Master Hand swats at him.

(On the bridge, several Zubats fly on ShyHo and begin to bite)


Jack Frost: (Uses gathering and stacks several Jack Frosts on top of each other before climbing them all the way to the airship) Luigi-ho! Don't get caught! (Jack Frost grabs Luigi and climbs up to the ledge) Hee... Huff... Ho...


Paper Mario: Well, I know I won't be swimming. Let's-a-go! (Paper Mario walks to the river)

//Luigi: I... Whoa (Taken down by Ness)!
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Peach and Paper Mario arrive at a small town at night. They look over a hill, spying street torches.

Peach: How should we enter? We don't know how friendly they will be.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Understandable. My life was spent helping humans, so that is where my knowledge goes. It seemed like a sign a long time ago that I wasn't really cut out for this job.

"I thought you'd know how Ashley is, since you've lived at the mansion and helped take care of her for so long..." Red says.

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: Understandable. My life was spent helping humans, so that is where my knowledge goes. It seemed like a sign a long time ago that I wasn't really cut out for this job.



Luigi: Whoa!... (Currently sits on the ground ) Gladly!... (A Master hand speeds past him, startling him into the depression he made in the crater earlier)...

While Ness is on his way inside, the Master Hand swats at him.




//Luigi: I... Whoa (Taken down by Ness)!
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Peach and Paper Mario arrive at a small town at night. They look over a hill, spying street torches.

Peach: How should we enter? We don't know how friendly they will be.

<Sorry, I didn't notice that!>
(Jack Frost jumps from the airship and walks over to Luigi)
Jack Frost: Me and Ness need all the help we can to save our friends, ho! Will you join us, Luigi?

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Paper Mario: I'll try and intimidate them! (Paper Mario pulls out his hammer)

(ShyHo begins slashing at the Zubats, managing to kill some of them)
ShyHo: I hate bats.

(The rest of the Zubats retreat, but a Muk comes from under the bridge and places his slimy arm on ShyHo)

 

[Ness64wastaken]

While Ness is on his way inside, the Master Hand swats at him.

(Master hand breaks his fingers on Ness)

Ness: **** you *****.

(Ness punches Master hand and he dies instantly)

 

[Yiptap]

(Master hand breaks his fingers on Ness)

Ness: ** you ***.

(Ness punches Master hand and he dies instantly)

(A Primid walks in to see Ness there)
Primid: Hey! Yer not supposed to be there, bucko!
(The Primid sounds the emergency alarm as several Primids run in and surround Ness, some holding swords and blasters)

 

[Ness64wastaken]

(A Primid walks in to see Ness there)
Primid: Hey! Yer not supposed to be there, bucko!
(The Primid sounds the emergency alarm as several Primids run in and surround Ness, some holding swords and blasters)

Ness:... Okay

(Ness get's blasted. Ness has bruises all over him)

Ness: Pk Lifeup omega.

 

[Yiptap]

Ness:... Okay

(Ness get's blasted. Ness has bruises all over him)

Ness: Pk Lifeup omega.

Primid: ****! That didn't do nuttin'! Bring in the Mites!
(Several Multicolored Stickmen ((Mites)) jump in from the ceiling and begin to punch Ness.)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Sorry, I didn't notice that!>
(Jack Frost jumps from the airship and walks over to Luigi)
Jack Frost: Me and Ness need all the help we can to save our friends, ho! Will you join us, Luigi?

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Paper Mario: I'll try and intimidate them! (Paper Mario pulls out his hammer)

(The rest of the Zubats retreat, but a Muk comes from under the bridge and places his slimy arm on ShyHo)

ShyHo: Poison. (ShyHo casts Flare on the Muk)

 

[Yiptap]

ShyHo: Poison. (ShyHo casts Flare on the Muk)

(The Muk falls off the airship. A Haunter who has been watching from the sidelines phases through the wall and grabs ShyHo over the bridge, hoping to avenge his fallen buddy.)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The Muk falls off the airship. A Haunter who has been watching from the sidelines phases through the wall and grabs ShyHo over the bridge, hoping to avenge his fallen buddy.)

(ShyHo casts Curaga on the Haunter)
ShyHo: Healing, a ghost's weakness.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I thought you'd know how Ashley is, since you've lived at the mansion and helped take care of her for so long..." Red says.

Dust Bunny: I can help, sure, but that's what I started out doing-- helping. I mean, look at me, I'm a bag of dust, and was playing caretaker for a while. I think she needs to go back under your care. I would not be able to sleep at night if I let her do some of the things she wanted while I was around.

<Sorry, I didn't notice that!>
(Jack Frost jumps from the airship and walks over to Luigi)
Jack Frost: Me and Ness need all the help we can to save our friends, ho! Will you join us, Luigi?

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Paper Mario: I'll try and intimidate them! (Paper Mario pulls out his hammer)

(The rest of the Zubats retreat, but a Muk comes from under the bridge and places his slimy arm on ShyHo)

Luigi: I can't... (The hand that Ness killed lands beside him, startling him)... I'm a coward, and eveybody knows it!...

... A clumsy primid lands on top of Luigi. Getting up, it throws missing punches randomly.

Primid 988: Take that... and that... and that!... (It tires)

Luigi: (Threatened by the primid, also throws punches randomly with his eyes closed ) Leeeeave meeee aloooone!

Neither one lands punches, but they keep trying...


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Gate sentries watch.

Sentry 1: Hehe! Look...

Sentry 2: What are you gonna do, give us a paper cut?

(Master hand breaks his fingers on Ness)

Ness: ** you ***.

(Ness punches Master hand and he dies instantly)

// The Master Hand falls...

One of the attacking primids clumsily swings at Ness, losing its balance, and falling into the crater...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I can help, sure, but that's what I started out doing-- helping. I mean, look at me, I'm a bag of dust, and was playing caretaker for a while. I think she needs to go back under your care. I would not be able to sleep at night if I let her do some of the things she wanted while I was around.

"I really can't take care of both of them at once, and Sarah's sick too..." Red says. "I really need your help."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I really can't take care of both of them at once, and Sarah's sick too..." Red says. "I really need your help."

Dust Bunny: Like I said, I'm happy to help, but only as far as I know how to.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Like I said, I'm happy to help, but only as far as I know how to.

Baby Ashley starts crying in her room. "Well, let's go see what's wrong with her..." Red mutters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley starts crying in her room. "Well, let's go see what's wrong with her..." Red mutters.

Dust Bunny: What's the matter, Ashley? You didn't hurt yourself on your toys did you?

 

[Yiptap]

Dust Bunny: I can help, sure, but that's what I started out doing-- helping. I mean, look at me, I'm a bag of dust, and was playing caretaker for a while. I think she needs to go back under your care. I would not be able to sleep at night if I let her do some of the things she wanted while I was around.



Luigi: I can't... (The hand that Ness killed lands beside him, startling him)... I'm a coward, and eveybody knows it!...

... A clumsy primid lands on top of Luigi. Getting up, it throws missing punches randomly.

Primid 988: Take that... and that... and that!... (It tires)

Luigi: (Threatened by the primid, also throws punches randomly with his eyes closed ) Leeeeave meeee aloooone!

Neither one lands punches, but they keep trying...


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Gate sentries watch.

Sentry 1: Hehe! Look...

Sentry 2: What are you gonna do, give us a paper cut?



// The Master Hand falls...

One of the attacking primids clumsily swings at Ness, losing its balance, and falling into the crater...

Jack Frost: See, ho? You've got some fight in you! Come with us, ho! (Looks at the primid) He doesn't seem much of a threat, let's leave him be, ho.

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Paper Mario: Argh! I should've known! Paper won't do nothing! (Sadly) Look, you probably won't let us in, but we're lost and we need answers. Please let us in.

(ShyHo casts Curaga on the Haunter)
ShyHo: Healing, a ghost's weakness.

(Haunter puts its hands on its head as it phases away. A gang of Haunters phase from the same wall as the original Haunter as they all attempt to lick ShyHo <A lick from a Haunter kills you>

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What's the matter, Ashley? You didn't hurt yourself on your toys did you?

Baby Ashley holds up a stuffed alligator, which she has her hand in its mouth. It's not actually hurting her, but she thinks it is. "A-awwigator bit me!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Jack Frost: See, ho? You've got some fight in you! Come with us, ho! (Looks at the primid) He doesn't seem much of a threat, let's leave him be, ho.

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Paper Mario: Argh! I should've known! Paper won't do nothing! (Sadly) Look, you probably won't let us in, but we're lost and we need answers. Please let us in.


(Haunter puts its hands on its head as it phases away. A gang of Haunters phase from the same wall as the original Haunter as they all attempt to lick ShyHo <A lick from a Haunter kills you>

(ShyHo repels them all with Holy)

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo repels them all with Holy)

(The Haunters retreat away from the airship, presumably to mourn Muk and Haunter no. 1.)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(The Haunters retreat away from the airship, presumably to mourn Muk and Haunter no. 1.)

(ShyHo heads onto the main deck)
ShyHo: Hi there, ready for a fight?

 

[Ness64wastaken]

Primid: ****! That didn't do nuttin'! Bring in the Mites!
(Several Multicolored Stickmen ((Mites)) jump in from the ceiling and begin to punch Ness.)

(Ness narrows his eyebrows at them)

Ness: Is this you're idea of a joke?

(suddenly all the mite's are dead)

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo heads onto the main deck)
ShyHo: Hi there, ready for a fight?

(A Team Rocket Grunt turns his head to ShyHo)
Team Rocket Grunt: Ugh, it's you. Listen, I don't wanna die, I can take you to the boss. (The Team Rocket Grunt signals for ShyHo to follow him.)

(Ness narrows his eyebrows at them)

Ness: Is this you're idea of a joke?

(suddenly all the mite's are dead)

Primid: Boom Primid 242, we need ya!
Boom Primid 242: On it! (Boom Primid 242 attaches a chain with a lock on it to his boomerang and throws it around Ness, chaining him up.
Boom Primid 242: We've got the brat!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(A Team Rocket Grunt turns his head to ShyHo)
Team Rocket Grunt: Ugh, it's you. Listen, I don't wanna die, I can take you to the boss. (The Team Rocket Grunt signals for ShyHo to follow him.)


Primid: Boom Primid 242, we need ya!
Boom Primid 242: On it! (Boom Primid 242 attaches a chain with a lock on it to his boomerang and throws it around Ness, chaining him up.
Boom Primid 242: We've got the brat!

(ShyHo draws his sword)
ShyHo: Shysa, follow the man.
Shysa: Got it. (Shysa follows the grunt)

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo draws his sword)
ShyHo: Shysa, follow the man.
Shysa: Got it. (Shysa follows the grunt)

Team Rocket Grunt: He's right here (Knocks on a heavily secured door)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Team Rocket Grunt: He's right here (Knocks on a heavily secured door)

Shysa: Hey, can you open it for me? I'm a floating sword with no hands!

 

[Yiptap]

Shysa: Hey, can you open it for me?

Team Rocket Grunt: (Enters a complex code to open the door which opens to a pitch dark room. Giovanni's chuckles are heard inside.) In you go, then!