Ken's Peach Theory

[Paix]

So, what exactly is Ken's Peach Theory? I assume it's some kind of joke made by Ken lol?

I just see it mentioned a lot in some threads, but never know what it means, so it's bugging me.

 

[Slhoka]

So, what exactly is Ken's Peach Theory? I assume it's some kind of joke made by Ken lol?

I just see it mentioned a lot in some threads, but never know what it means, so it's bugging me.

-----Ken's Peach theory-----
All peach players,(who main peach and are good) are either gay, Effeminate, metrosexual or a big fat white guy~

Spoiler

~10kennies

 

[Nø Ca$h]

anyone who mains peach is either gay, metrosexual, or a fat lazy (insert racial ethnicity)

but im gay and main marth go figure

 

[Charlesz]

its no joke. Ken is the business

 

[shounenkel]

lolzzzz at ken hes mad fuuny, i love him tho =D i main peach and??? what am i?...Hmm >_>

 

[victra♥]

It's hilarious cause it's still legit.

lol frankell, you are totally effeminate and gay >_>

 

[Clint_Eastwood]

It no longer applies due to Armada, though.

 

[t3h Icy]

Pretty manly for a Peach.

 

[Samochan]

I assume by effeminate, he means males? If so.. *breaks ken's peach theory as well*

I guess it's the new era of peach players lol.

 

[keeper]

It no longer applies due to Armada, though.

His shorts were super short.

 

[derfleurer]

anyone who mains peach is either gay, metrosexual, or a fat lazy (insert racial ethnicity)

but im gay and main marth go figure

And I main Fox! *high fives*

yay for gay characters lol

 

[Mike G]

I regret clicking in this thread.

 

[_Keno_]

Even going to the brawl peach GD backs this up. It continues through the games...

 

[greenblob]

SephirothKen's Peach Theory 2: Your potential as a Peach is determined by how gay, effeminate, metrosexual, and/or fat and white you are.

If we can get someone who is all 4 to play Peach, he'll be better than Armada.

 

[Rain(ame)]

I regret clicking in this thread.

ditto

*sigh* something tells me this was done on purpose for some dumb reason. God dang it....

 

[brg]

anyone who mains peach is either gay, metrosexual, or a fat lazy (insert racial ethnicity)

but im gay and main marth go figure

omg be careful or we will all catch teh gayz

 

[ETWIST51294]

Even going to the brawl peach GD backs this up. It continues through the games...

guys, don't be afraid to play peach~ My peach theory does not apply for brawl. Don't worry

****

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[victra♥]

I regret clicking in this thread.

lol

His shorts were super short.

lolololololololololol

 

[Strong Badam]

SephirothKen's Peach Theory 2: Your potential as a Peach is determined by how gay, effeminate, metrosexual, and/or fat and white you are.

If we can get someone who is all 4 to play Peach, he'll be better than Armada.

except being gay and metrosexual at the same time is impossible <_<

 

[keeper]

except being gay and metrosexual at the same time is impossible <_<

He can be a closet homosexual that just dresses the part maybe?

 

[Strong Badam]

the two definitions still clearly contradict eachother. one is gay, one is straight. you can't be both.
now a fat white dude in a princess peach costume, he'd beat armada into the ground.

 

[victra♥]

No, it just proves that it would be impossible to have a peach player better than armada.

=D

 

[The Irish Mafia]

It's pretty acurate, really. I mean, I'm no macd, but I'm a little effeminate.

also, to settle the armada discussion: the man was wearing short shorts at genesis. I dunno I'm just saying

 

[shounenkel]

It's hilarious cause it's still legit.

lol frankell, you are totally effeminate and gay >_>

LOlz **** Off >_<, Uhh effeminate O_o Hm!!!

 

[shounenkel]

It's pretty acurate, really. I mean, I'm no macd, but I'm a little effeminate.

also, to settle the armada discussion: the man was wearing short shorts at genesis. I dunno I'm just saying

lolz armada is so much ****, MacD??

 

[ConnorTheKid]

I could've disproved this theory if I wasn't fat. god dammit

 

[MacD]

It's pretty acurate, really. I mean, I'm no macd, but I'm a little effeminate.

??? *glares*

I could've disproved this theory if I wasn't fat. god dammit

haha way to not disprove the theory at all, and once you get older (and skinnier), who knows, you might find a metro side to you or soemthing, or jsut suck with peach

 

[Tamoo]

****, got me on the effeminate part

 

[Rain(ame)]

I could have disproved it...but I gained a lot depression weight >_<

Shakugan disproved it...then he quit Melee. He also plays ICz now.

JFox disproved it. Nothing Metro, gay, or effiminate about him. He quit, though >_<

 

[Mike G]

wtf I don't fit into any of those categories.


But then, I guess I'm retired so I don't count anyway lol


Cool, here's the facts straight from Ken himself

ahh, what a perfect opportunity

Vidjogamer - $ effeminate/metro
Cort - $ Big fat white guy
Wife - $ effeminate
Sastopher-Big fat white guy
Mike G - retired N/A
XiF-N/A
Kirbstir- metrosexual
KrazyJones-retired N/A
Edrees Pieces-effeminate
Xelic- Gay
Ignatius - *Big fat white guy
DarknessOfHeart-Gay
Hella - metro
Ryoko - *Gay
Smiles-effeminate
Fonz-N/A
Doll-N/A
Mikey Lenetia- Gay
Yuna-Gay
Caotic- effeminate/Metrosexual
Mikael- Gay
Bone$- Gay

 

[`DNS`]

lol at all the peaches in this thread

 

[TheZhuKeeper]

I could have disproved it...but I gained a lot depression weight >_<

Shakugan disproved it...then he quit Melee. He also plays ICz now.

JFox disproved it. Nothing Metro, gay, or effiminate about him. He quit, though >_<

But JFox wasn't one of the best Peaches. He probably just isn't a Peach main at heart!

 

[BluePeachy100]

This thread doesn't exist.

 

[MacD]

But JFox wasn't one of the best Peaches. He probably just isn't a Peach main at heart!

alan i need you for this, lol

jfox was a fox main gone peach... and lost to a roy on mute city... after basically 0-deathing him first stock... tell me where the good is in that... <3

 

[Meme]

I say this theory is legit from all the Peach mainers I've met before....

d >_>b...

 

[BluePeachy100]

You've met all the wrong ones.

 

[Vegard]

I assume by effeminate, he means males? If so.. *breaks ken's peach theory as well*

I guess it's the new era of peach players lol.

lol still want that attention dont you
:nerd:

 

[Mike G]

I wonder what category Samochan fits in...hmm

 

[Smoke and smash]

This theory is intelligent.

 

[john!]

I don't fit, but hell I never fit stereotypes...