Kiss, Marry, Kill

[Kikio4546]

Basically one person posts the names of three characters and the person below has to pick one character to kiss, one to marry, and one to kill. Then they post three more characters and the game goes on. I'll start:

Peach
Daisy
Rosalina

 

[alexxxela]

Kiss Daisy, Marry Rosalina, Kill Peach

Palutena
Isabelle
Samus

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Samus, Marry Palutena, Kill Isabelle

Chun Li
Tifa Lockhart
Bayonetta

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

damn it took two whole posts for people to start adding underage characters

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

Bro one of those choices requires you to engage in inappropriate relations with a child

 

[alexxxela]

Bro one of those choices requires you to engage in inappropriate relations with a child

two of them did

 

[Northsouthmap]

Changed it!

 

[ZagarTulip]

Marry Chun Li
Kiss Tifa Lockhart
Kill Bayonetta


Saharah
Porter
Gracie
(All from Animal Crossing)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Saharah, Marry Gracie, Kill Porter

Jody Summer
Kate Alen
Mrs. Arrow
(F-Zero)

 

[ZagarTulip]

Marry Jody Summer
Kill Kate Alen
Kiss Mrs. Arrow

Saber (Fate)
Mayla Highmountain (World of Warcraft)
Jeena (Spectrobes)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Saber
Marry Jeena
Kill Mayla

Chell (Portal)
Cortana (Halo)
Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Kill Cortana
Marry Chell
Kiss Commander Shepherd

Human Twilight Sparkle
Scarlett (GI Joe)
Jem (Jem and Holograms)

 

[PinkFlare]

Hasbro themed, huh?

Twilight would be more of a friend than someone I would want to kiss or marry. Alternatively I don't want to kill her, so to save her fate I'll go with Kiss.

I don't think I could keep up with or stand being in an intimate relationship with Scarlett. She's always come off as not very approachable past the RAH series, and not in an ironic sense like most girlbosses. I interpret her more as a high authority superior similar to Duke and General Hawke than some to have a romantic future with. So unfortunately I will go for kill. Also I'm more of a Lady Jaye person.
It would be a fun fight, though, I know that.

That leaves Jem, which all things considered about her character, I'm very comfortable with marrying her.

TL;DR
Kiss Twilight
Kill Scarlett
Marry Jem

For my picks...
Cloud Strife (FF7)
Meryl Silverburgh (MGS)
Agent Texas (RvB)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Kill Cloud
Kiss Agent Texas
Marry Meryl

Melia (XBC)
Mythra (XBC2)
Eunie (XBC3)

 

[PinkFlare]

Kiss Agent Silverburgh

Did you mean Tex?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Did you mean Tex?

Yeah.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Kill mythra, kiss eunnie, marry melia

B Dasher
Hornet
Octane

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Hornet, kiss Octane and kill B Dasher (Sorry, Mario Kart fans).

Barbie
She-Ra
Draculaura (Monster High)

 

[Mamboo07]

Kiss Barbie, marry Draulaura, and kill She-Ra

Espresso Cookie
King Dedede
Wario

 

[Deleted member]

Marry Wario, Kiss Deede, Kill the Cookie

Snake
Raiden
Otacon

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Raiden, kiss Snake, kill Otacon

Kasumi (Dead or Alive)
Pai Chan (Virtua Fighter)
Asuka (Tekken)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Asuka
Marry Kasumi
Kill Pai Chan

Solid Snake
Master Chief
Agent 47

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Master Chief, kiss Solid Snake and kill Agent 47

Aloy (Horizon)
Kat (Gravity Rush)
Selene (Returnal)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Aloy
Marry Kat
Kill Selene

Ratchet
Sly Cooper
Jak

 

[Mamboo07]

Kiss Jak
Marry Rachet
Kill Sly

Madeleine Cookie
Dark Cacao Cookie
Muscle Cookie

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Dark cocoa cookie
Kiss Madelaine cookie
Kill muscle cookie

Cobra Commander (GI Joe)
Skeletor
Shredder (TMNT)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Skeletor
Marry Shredder
Kill Cobra Commander

Tingle
Big the Cat
Slippy Toad

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Kiss slippy,marry Big and kill Tingle

Judy Hopps
Lola Bunny
Carrot (One Piece)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Lola Bunny
Marry Carrot
Kill Judy Hopps

Stu Pickles
Nigel Thornberry
Hugh Neutron

 

[ZagarTulip]

Kill Stu Pickles
Kiss Nigel Thornberry
Marry Hugh Neutron

Sheena
Sothe
Vanessa
(All from various Fire Emblem Games)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Sheena
Kiss Vanessa
Kill Sothe

Meggy (SMG4)
Tari (SMG4)
Melony (SMG4)

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Kiss Meggy,Marry Tari and kill Melony

Lisa Lisa
Holy Kujo
Tomoko Higashikata

(Both are from JoJo)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Lisa Lisa
Kiss Holy Kujo
Kill Tomoko

Winry
Scar
Oliver Mira Armstrong
(All from FMA)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Oliver
Marry Winry
Kill Scar

Poison
Cammy
Kolin
(Street Fighter)

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Poison
Kiss Cammy
Kill Kolin

Alicia Melchiott
Selvaria Bles
Isara Gunther
(Valkyria Chronicles)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Alicia
Marry Selvaria
Kill Isara

Jafar
Hades
Maleficent

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Marry Maleficent
Kiss Jafar
Kill Hades (wait, is it possible to kill a god?)

Margaret (Regular Show)
Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)
Garnet (Steven Universe)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Margaret
Marry Bubblegum
Kill Garnet

Tai Lung
Prince Charming (Shrek)
Titan (Megamind)

 

[ZagarTulip]

Marry Tai Lung
Kill Prince Charming Not going to let Fiona get him
Kiss Titan

Agitha
Ruto
Marin
(all from Various Zelda Games)

 

[Northsouthmap]

Kiss Agitha
Marry Marin
Kill Ruto

Po
Shrek
Megamind