Nah, he was definitely completely sober, and that's the sad part.Note he could've possibly been drunk during all of this character planning.
It's a joke thread. Stop being such a stick in the mud.Contrary to popular belief, Sakurai is not Satan. Nor is he the root of all evil. So leave the dude alone about the balance issues already.
Maybe you should add "Joke thread" to the title for people who are too defensive of Sakurai to realize it's a joke.