LGBT Smashers

[Xsyven]

What do you do anyway? In terms of work that is.

A theater. About nine gay dudes, and one transvestite.

 

[Takumaru]

in Utah? o_O

LGBT thread road trip to visit Xsyven?

 

[Xsyven]

Well, they're all old, taken, or my ex. >_>

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Go up to them and say this, “I have to tell you something…. you are a ******, who looks like a hot mess… and not in a good way. You’re a tickity-tack-******-hot mess, out of control super-****** from Transylvania, who is not apologizing for it…..”

ummm... if you don't mind me asking.... are you on drugs? O.o how is that supposed to do anything but make them just stare in stunned silence?

and... Xyven.... what kind of gay utopia are you living in?

 

[JigglyZelda003]

well it would be an insult they can't just outright say "you hate gays" for saying that lol. and it is funny too

 

[PrettyGoodYear]

Sooo
my friend now knows a lot about me
and has known pretty much since he knew me
it's so awesome
I feel comprehended *.*

 

[Takumaru]

and... Xyven.... what kind of gay utopia are you living in?

Didn't you see the part about "old, taken, or his ex"? And it's utah... what the hell is there in utah. Aside from Xsyven that is.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Didn't you see the part about "old, taken, or his ex"? And it's utah... what the hell is there in utah. Aside from Xsyven that is.

still for that many gay people to be in one place... he's gotta be in a fabulous epicenter of some sort.

 

[DoH]

ummm... if you don't mind me asking.... are you on drugs? O.o how is that supposed to do anything but make them just stare in stunned silence?

and... Xyven.... what kind of gay utopia are you living in?

well it would shut them up!

http://defamer.com/366165/********-hot-messes-and-ferocity-snl-does-runway

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

well it would shut them up!

http://defamer.com/366165/********-hot-messes-and-ferocity-snl-does-runway

okay... that makes your statement substantially less random and more hilarious... but there are MANY ways to shut them up.... including serving them a pie filled with Rophynol... that doesn't make it the right thing to do

 

[Takumaru]

still for that many gay people to be in one place... he's gotta be a fabulous epicenter of some sort.

I fixed it for you.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

I fixed it for you.

ooooh discreet but hilarious

 

[I am gay for De De De]

To the gentleman who is looking for the polite way to remove potty talk from his place of employment:

Kick them out. Be polite about it; ask them to leave. Tell them this is a "Family oriented establishment," and that "we do not tolerate indecent behavior." They are walking all over you and flaunting the rules because you let them.

Sure, they'll ***** and moan but are highly unlikely to do anything about it. They need to understand that you're serious, and this is the only way.

Also, IANAL(I am not a lawyer), but it might not be legal to record their conversation without them knowing about it either.

Just saying.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

To the gentleman who is looking for the polite way to remove potty talk from his place of employment:

Kick them out. Be polite about it; ask them to leave. Tell them this is a "Family oriented establishment," and that "we do not tolerate indecent behavior." They are walking all over you and flaunting the rules because you let them.

Sure, they'll ***** and moan but are highly unlikely to do anything about it. They need to understand that you're serious, and this is the only way.

Also, IANAL(I am not a lawyer), but it might not be legal to record their conversation without them knowing about it either.

Just saying.

I'm not a lawyer either... but I can't imagine that would be illegal.... restaraunts have you on camera all the time... why should audio be different from video?

 

[Daysoo]

Random: I think I saw you at FAST1, D'oh. :o
I was the guy that set us up with the VIP room, lol. :x

 

[DoH]

The last 2 days of that tournament were so awful. Xelic and I wanted to cry.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

still for that many gay people to be in one place... he's gotta be in a fabulous epicenter of some sort.

actually.... maybe it's not just him... I'm a TA for our Chemistry/Biochemistry department at my college... and at least a handfull of us are gay... odd since there aren't a WHOLE lot of gay guys at my college that we all seem to have the same job.... but they aren't old or my exes... so... wewt wewt!

 

[xenialshadow]

There're plenty of gay people everywhere. You just gotta know where to look y'all ~_^ Except South Carolina...they killed all the gay people there...*******s.

Question: Are there any Gay-Straight Alliances that actually have gay people in them? I'm gone to a couple to check 'em out but there're just a bunch of obsessed fangirls who want to see guys make-out which wouldn't be an awful thing if there were guys there >.<

And do emos die in college? I've been goin' to college for two weeks now and have yet to see one emo or goth person. I miss them T.T

 

[GreenKirby]

So I was browsing through the politics Board of GameFAQs (lol) when there was this topic about how Palin can win the evangelical vote when these same evangelicals wouldn't let women even be preachers. It went off topic to the interpretation of the Bible.

Reading this is one guy's, The Green Goblin, post he came up with good points about people who use the Bible as an excuse to condemn homosexuals. So I would just like to share his post with you because I'm not judging like more straight people are. (Or am I just truly suffering from straight liberal guilt? lol) :D

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=261&topic=45454209&page=1

You know how many verses directly reflect on homosexuality in the Bible? Six. Six out of approximately 1 million verses.

The first one that people always pull outta their *** is Leviticus. That if a man lies with man as he lies with womankind, then it is an abomination. They shall be kilt and their blood shall be on their own hands.

One also has to realize that Leviticus also says that women need to be exiled from the community when they're one their menstrual cycle. So what do you think? Feel like kicking your girlfriend out the house when she's on the rag? Or how about if you **** a virgin woman, all you have to do is pay her father and BOOM. You're now engaged to the girl, through no choice of her own. If you wear more than one type of fabric, according to Leviticus, I should have the power to stone you to death. Same if I see you working on the Sabbath. Or if your a disobedient kid. If you say I quote those rules out of context, then how are the rules regarding homosexuality always IN context according to you guys?
Leviticus is FULL of laws that people didn't even follow during JESUS's time. The only people who truly followed every law to a tee were the Pharisees, and we all know how much Jesus loved them, right?

Next you're gonna tell me about Sodom and Gamorreh. About how God destroyed the cities because of homosexuality and that's where we get the term Sodomy today, right? Well, have you ever actually looked up the term Sodomy in a dictionary??

Dictionary
sodomy |ˈsädəmē|
noun
sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.

Wow. So apparently, if you've ever been to third base, congratulations. You're a sodomite =P

Furthermore

ORIGIN Middle English : from medieval Latin sodomia, from late Latin peccatum Sodomiticum ‘sin of Sodom’ (after Gen. 19:5, which implies that the men of Sodom practiced homosexual ****) (see Sodom ).

I personally find that bold word to be VERY important. ****, in any way shape or form is bad. I'd like to think crimes against their fellow man and wanting to **** ANGELS would be the REAL reason Sodom was destroyed. Btw, genders were created for mankind. Angels had no gender, so it'd technically be impossible to call it homosexual lust.

Finally, you're going to touch on the New Testament, which is written almost entirely by Paul. An ex-Roman soldier who changed his name and had what many historians believe to be a very taboo relationship with Timothy. The same man who says that if a man grows his hair long, it is an abomination to himself (apparently, Jesus was an abomination). He gives direct examples of homosexual relations and says that homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of God.
First and foremost, you have to realize that a homosexual relationship as it exists today didn't exist back then. A lot of things in the Bible get lost in translation from the original Hebrew or later Greek translations. The original word in this text is "qadesh", which when properly translated by today's standards actually refers to a male prostitute. A common practice in older times was for priests to offer themselves to other men as a way to bring people into the church. Different forms of sex were also used by pagans as a comunication tool to their pagan gods. And let's not forget about the Athenians who raised up young boys specifically for the purpose of anal sex from a young age. Doesn't it sound more reasonable that Paul could be directly referring to these horrible people instead of 2 consenting adults who wish to simply love each other?

Now the next time some bigot decides to go up against you by hiding behind the Bible. Just show them this, and hopefully they will back off. lol

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

awwww... a nice straight boy... this isn't really a debate thread.... but thanks

 

[xenialshadow]

I think it's really helpful. My church always brings up the bible thing and take it way too literal. This might be a nice way of i arguing i suppose though it's usually really hard to get people to change their minds about something, even their is a lot of evidence supporting you or a lack of evidence supporting them. People are just stubborn. Thank ya GreenKirby ^__^

 

[Xsyven]

Yeah, let's keep talk off of the bible, shall we? Them Christians be hatin'.

 

[JigglyZelda003]

awwww... a nice straight boy... this isn't really a debate thread.... but thanks

yeah its nto a debate thread, but that paraghraph just made my day, sorta, lol. adn thats priceless information to throw at the bible quoters lol

 

[SkylerOcon]

Question: Are there any Gay-Straight Alliances that actually have gay people in them? I'm gone to a couple to check 'em out but they're just a bunch of obsessed fangirls who want to see guys make-out which wouldn't be an awful thing if there were guys there >.<

That's why I hate GSA's. They're full of idiot girls who think that gay guys are some sort of strange animal. They think that it's okay to ogle and squeal at gay guys just because they find it hot. If they want to see that, there's plenty of porn for them to do it. Very rarely have I seen a GSA with even one person who actually considers that gay people don't like being seen that way.

/rant

 

[Takumaru]

But I'm not hatin' anyone...

Uh... topic change: suspenders, in or out? Nice suspenders, not the nerdy kind.

 

[xenialshadow]

I think it depends on the rest of the outfit. Suspenders when wearin' a suit or tux are out. It's about the fit for those. Actually, i think suspenders are just completely out unless you're a shirtless fireman or work at chippendales. My friend bought some really cool looking suspenders, but even though they're really cool looking, there's really not much he can wear it with that would look alright. Not sayin' that they're TOTALLY out...just that they'd be incredibly hard to execute well.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

That's why I hate GSA's. They're full of idiot girls who think that gay guys are some sort of strange animal. They think that it's okay to ogle and squeal at gay guys just because they find it hot. If they want to see that, there's plenty of porn for them to do it. Very rarely have I seen a GSA with even one person who actually considers that gay people don't like being seen that way.

/rant

oh please... the REASON I wear the tight jeans to the chemistry lab I help teach is so all the girls will squeal... it never feels bad to have people think you are attractive.... though I gues a GSA would be WAY different because they's go there expresssly TO see you becasue you are gay...yeah... even if it's a positive stereotype... it's still a stereotype.

I don't mind getting big squishy hugs...... but I don't want said hugs from random chicks I don't know just because I'm gay <_<

 

[xenialshadow]

oh please... the REASON I wear the tight jeans to the chemistry lab I help teach is so all the girls will squeal... it never feels bad to have people think you are attractive.... though I gues a GSA would be WAY different because they's go there expresssly TO see you becasue you are gay...yeah... even if it's a positive stereotype... it's still a stereotype.

I don't mind getting big squishy hugs...... but I don't want said hugs from random chicks I don't know just because I'm gay <_<

Tight jeans is man's gift to men. Totally nothin' wrong with wantin' to look sexy, though i wear 'em for the boys isntead of the girls xP But yeah, gettin' glomped by boy-crazed girls isn't the best feeling ever. They really do think of us as some strange, erotic creature. We are pretty **** amazing though.

A teacher told me once that some humans evolved or there was a mutation and those are gay people, and that humans evolved like that in order to solve the overpopulation of the human race. Believe it or not? I don't think it's true but i thought it was a nifty look on why gay people came to be.

 

[Takumaru]

I think it depends on the rest of the outfit. Suspenders when wearin' a suit or tux are out. It's about the fit for those. Actually, i think suspenders are just completely out unless you're a shirtless fireman or work at chippendales. My friend bought some really cool looking suspenders, but even though they're really cool looking, there's really not much he can wear it with that would look alright. Not sayin' that they're TOTALLY out...just that they'd be incredibly hard to execute well.

Ok, well I'm gonna take this as a challenge! Hopefully in a week or two I can have some proof that I pulled em off.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

Tight jeans is man's gift to men. Totally nothin' wrong with wantin' to look sexy, though i wear 'em for the boys isntead of the girls xP But yeah, gettin' glomped by boy-crazed girls isn't the best feeling ever. They really do think of us as some strange, erotic creature. We are pretty **** amazing though.

A teacher told me once that some humans evolved or there was a mutation and those are gay people, and that humans evolved like that in order to solve the overpopulation of the human race. Believe it or not? I don't think it's true but i thought it was a nifty look on why gay people came to be.

there is like a 10:1 ratio of females to males in chemistry labs for some odd reason.... and none of the students are ever gay so I take what I can get please and thank you

 

[xenialshadow]

Ok, well I'm gonna take this as a challenge! Hopefully in a week or two I can have some proof that I pulled em off

Take pictures!! I think we should all put pictures up. I'll go first :3 Here's me asleep during the fireworks on the 4th of July. I was seriously that tired -____-

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j94/xenialshadow/n834150240_3880913_1893.jpg

 

[Takumaru]

I was gonna post em in Las Pictoras when I got them.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

I was gonna post em in Las Pictoras when I got them.

as you should so as to keep this thread free of photospam

though... if it looks REALLY THUPER GAY I think it could be justified

 

[DoH]

What are you guys doing for Halloween?

I went as Speed Racer last year, and the year before my bf and I went as dominatrix Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm thinking either Peter Pan or Christian Siriano.

 

[Sonic The Hedgedawg]

What are you guys doing for Halloween?

I went as Speed Racer last year, and the year before my bf and I went as dominatrix Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm thinking either Peter Pan or Christian Siriano.

probably my old standbye... as cheuvanistic and untrue as it is....

a big present reading "To: women... from god"

 

[Xsyven]

I was gonna post em in Las Pictoras when I got them.

As you should!

Everyone, to stay on topic, and to not exclude ourselves from the rest of the world, post in Las Pictoras, and don't come in here to spam about how cute we all are. We don't want what happened last time to happen again! D:

 

[JigglyZelda003]

last halloween we, my family, passed out candy and scared the kids. i was the minister of death and just gave out the candy, my cousins did the scaring. idk what im gonna do for it this year.

 

[bored]

Halloween?

Maybe little red riding ****. Hmm. No...

But I'm sure that my best friend will want me to be some sort of female character, as she likes to be male characters.

 

[Takumaru]

What are you guys doing for Halloween?

I went as Speed Racer last year, and the year before my bf and I went as dominatrix Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm thinking either Peter Pan or Christian Siriano.

First, lol @ dominatrix Calvin and Hobbes.

Second, Christian Siriano is probably the scariest thing anyone could dress up as for halloween.

Third, I normally just dress nice for halloween and go out with some friends. People ask "who are you supposed to be?" and my responses very between Neil Patrick Harris (when I was blonde) or I just respond "I don't know, thanks for reminding me." Both usually win me some compliment on how cute I am.

 

[dawgbowl]

Phoenix Wright for the past couple years... its getting overplayed so I dunno what i'll do this year if any.

C & H dominatrix sounds hilarious XD