Mains and the ones who use them.

[Meru.]

Peach- Ken's Peach theory.

@$^%$&*^%$&@#%$#!

It was to be expected anyway.

 

[brg]

Each character usually specifically defines a group of people. The list:


Falco-Blacks
Ics- Asians.
King Dedede- Either tall, skinny, white guys or fat black guy.
Lucas-Young kids, Black also.
Mario- Black
Marth- 50% Black. 50% White. Color of skin is from Neo to Mikehaze back to Kadaj to ZMT basically.
Pit-Asians and Blacks.
Snake-Hispanics
Sonic-Blacks
Zelda-Black people

lmao

10blacks

 

[Seagull Joe]

lmao

10blacks

Snake and Ics aren't black. What are you smoking?

 

[Fearr.]

Lol I use Kirby as my main. People who have Kirby as their main are "weird guys"? What exactly do you mean by weird?

haha i agree xD WEIRD GUYS FTW
kirby is the best haha =]

 

[Holty]

Lol I use Kirby as my main. People who have Kirby as their main are "weird guys"? What exactly do you mean by weird?

You're weird for not knowing what "weird" actually means...

 

[TJaguar]

Black guys really do main Pit. Interesting

 

[†Slader7†]

Captain Falcon-Coolest people ever

Falco-Blacks

Snake-Hispanics

Zero Suit Samus- Silly people

lol well I am cool *puts on sunglasses*
I am hispanic and silly
but Falco kind of contradicts with Snake

lol awesome job Seagull Man

 

[Rubberbandman]

Ics- Asians.
Marth- 50% Black. 50% White. Color of skin is from Neo to Mikehaze back to Kadaj to ZMT basically.

Since I secondary ICs, does that mean Im half Asian?

Also, I thought most Marths were blacks who liked azn stuff, I guess there are white people in Marth Boards, who knew?

Marth: The most diverse of all races mains.

Also, according to the list, these boards are majority black, huzzah! Time to take over.

 

[BSP]

i use mario, sonic, and luigi mostly...it was right lol, except for luigi. I don't have a disdended belly

 

[BlublacMH]

I main Marth and Im black so thats pretty accurate, but I also play with Peach and Im not gay, effeminate or a fat white guy. Win some lose some I guess lol. For the most part I think that list is pretty accurate.

 

[kciD]

I use Wario and DDD, I'm not tall, but skinny, and at least I think I'm funny. Good job.

PT should either be schitzophrenics or women

 

[Seagull Joe]

I use Wario and DDD, I'm not tall, but skinny, and at least I think I'm funny. Good job.

PT should either be schitzophrenics or women

What the ****? What Women plays brawl and choose PT? They go Pika, girl characters, Kirby, or big sword guys (Not even a joke, they like big sworded guys).

 

[Rubberbandman]

What the ****? What Women plays brawl and choose PT? They go Pika, girl characters, Kirby, or big sword guys (Not even a joke, they like big sworded guys).

I never knew a girl that liked Ike. (...)

PT goes to people that have 99 problems and their ***** aint one.
Hit me.

 

[KarateF22]

I never knew a girl that liked Ike. (...)

PT goes to people that have 99 problems and their ***** aint one.
Hit me.

Girl's like Marth because they think "he" is "pretty" (no joke, swear to god those are the exact words).

 

[Bad!]

wth is kens peach theory o.o

 

[Lenus Altair]

Sorry missed me. I main Pit, but I'm neither Black nor Asian.

 

[Rubberbandman]

Sorry missed me. I main Pit, but I'm neither Black nor Asian.

You're going to change your main then. Problem solved.

 

[KingGoomba]

Hahaha wtf, it's true! xD You got IC wrong though. :S

 

[Lenus Altair]

You're going to change your main then. Problem solved.

Doubt it, been a pit main since day one. Im pretty dedicated and with a great recovery, fast and manipulative projectile (which is fun to loop when you get the chance), defensive playstyle, and just a lot of interesting potential left still Ill be sticking around.

If you want to add to the criteria of who uses Pit, maybe You could Add White Guys. Or Greeks. Or Gays. That would work .

 

[Rubberbandman]

You'll change over time. We'll all change to this list. Just like stereotypes.

 

[llamapaste]

This thread is ridiculous. It's making weird speculations that usually aren't true.

 

[Rubberbandman]

Its called stereotyping us.

 

[Seagull Joe]

wth is kens peach theory o.o

Ken-All peach players,(who main peach and are good) are either gay, Effeminate, metrosexual or a big fat white guy

Sorry missed me. I main Pit, but I'm neither Black nor Asian.

You're going to change your main then. Problem solved.

What he said.

Hahaha wtf, it's true! xD You got IC wrong though. :S

I sure didn't. Michael hey, Lain, and Meep all asian. Pretty sure Smoom is also asian.

Doubt it, been a pit main since day one. Im pretty dedicated and with a great recovery, fast and manipulative projectile (which is fun to loop when you get the chance), defensive playstyle, and just a lot of interesting potential left still Ill be sticking around.

If you want to add to the criteria of who uses Pit, maybe You could Add White Guys. Or Greeks. Or Gays. That would work .

See Japan. And Pits aren't gay, but you may be. That's just you.

 

[Coney]

EDIT - wow, i already posted in this thread saying the EXACT SAME THING and i don't even REMEMBER.

 

[Rubberbandman]

I sure didn't. Michael hey, Lain, and Meep all asian. Pretty sure Smoom is also asian.

Im the only exception to that rule. That or I'll change my main (Or there is an asian in by bloodline somewhere).

EDIT: I didnt know Lain was Asian either. He gets cool points from me.

 

[Lenus Altair]

See Japan. And Pits aren't gay, but you may be. That's just you.

Yup, exactly

 

[Pichu4SSB4]

Captain Falcon-Coolest people ever

**** right.

Ganon- Modest, smart guys

Yes, also evil or rude people.

Ike- Loners

I lol'd.

Marth- 50% Black. 50% White. Color of skin is from Neo to Mikehaze back to Kadaj to ZMT basically.

Girls and Gay people use Marth, nuff said.

Ness - Young kids.

I'm 16 years old and i use Ness.

 

[Rubberbandman]

Girls and Gay people use Marth, nuff said.



I'm 16 years old and i use Ness.

If you come to the Marth Boards, you'll see only blacks and whites who love random **** and anime **** main Marth.

16 is young, so you count. Im 18 dawg, thats why I dont main them.

 

[Wiscus]

Jigglypuff- Manliest men. + Pikachu- Pokemon fanatics and girls.

I have awesome contradicting mains. I enjoyed your list of stereotypes and all these replies so far.
......
darn I hate being described so accurately, ha

 

[darksamus77]

I main MK, Samus and Bowser, but I'm by no means fat lol

 

[SothE700k]

I'm a Sonic main and I'm white.
Have a good day.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Ya I'm white and I main marf

and under ZSS you should put horny guys

 

[Seagull Joe]

I'm a Sonic main and I'm white.
Have a good day.

Applies to GOOD sonics.

Ya I'm white and I main marf

and under ZSS you should put horny guys

Agreed with Zss.

I main MK, Samus and Bowser, but I'm by no means fat lol

You main Mk. You go Samus and Bowser in tourney more often then MK? No. Then you main Mk.

Jigglypuff- Manliest men. + Pikachu- Pokemon fanatics and girls.

I have awesome contradicting mains. I enjoyed your list of stereotypes and all these replies so far.
......
darn I hate being described so accurately, ha

It is what I do.

 

[jorgen aune]

my experience of MK-mains are that they're physicaly weak x)

 

[Shorts]

what is that word thats bleeped out on olimars stereotype?

 

[FrznSaber]

I'm an Ike main, and emo IRL...good call

 

[Rubberbandman]

what is that word thats bleeped out on olimars stereotype?

Buttholes. Change butt into a curse word.

 

[Seagull Joe]

what is that word thats bleeped out on olimars stereotype?

I edited the first page so you can see it now.

I'm an Ike main, and emo IRL...good call

LOL.

Also, I still don't have something for PT. Someone help...

 

[Dream Chaser]

I'm a Sonic main and I'm white.
Have a good day.

The claims made in this thread are preposterous.
Saying that only "good" players have these traits are even more preposterous.
I wouldnt worry about it.

 

[Smoom77]

Pretty sure Smoom is also asian.

WAT??!?!?!?!?! I AM NoT ASIAN!

But I want to.