Melee Joke thread - Seriously

[Mota]

Lolll Neko too good, but not really.

 

[thumbswayup]

I've got a great camping idea I'd like to pitch to you


.....


kill me

 

[Banks]

Roy main who changed to Marth - "I miss fire"
Luigi main - "me too"

 

[GHNeko]

SO I WAS WAVEDASHING TO SCHOOL THIS MORNING AND THEN I LOOKED TO THE SIDE AND SAW THIS KID USING HIS NORMAL RUN.


SO I ****ING KILLED HIM.



10terrible

 

[Kanelol]

dude what

/10whats

 

[Pi]

Go buy a ladder so you can get on my level son

here's a compass, where you at

 

[GHNeko]

lemme draw a smiley face on your shoes so you can have happy feet

someone needs to give that ***** a raise cuz he's been puttin in work

 

[Tee ay eye]

i don't get the first one

also to the second why fox

this thread is really random

the first one is marth's counter

he says like, "SOKO DA!" or something like that

 

[GHNeko]

I dont get why people hate Marth. He tips so well...

 

[GHNeko]

It's when you press Down B on the controller is that when Fox and Falco really shine.

 

[GHNeko]

Jigglypuff is an AIDS-infested **** because when she sleeps with you, you Die.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

kirby for God tier.

 

[The Prophet_]

Peach, Samus, Zelda, Marth like it when Game and Watch penetrates them with his jab. No one else can do it better than Game and Watch cuz hes BLACK.

 

[kpm91]

you can't have success without SS

 

[MacKellarTeam1]

Peach, Samus, Zelda, Marth like it when Game and Watch penetrates them with his jab. No one else can do it better than Game and Watch cuz hes BLACK.

Haha, Why marth?

 

[X1-12]

cuz he's a woman?

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Jigglypuff is an AIDS-infested **** because when she sleeps with you, you Die.

Lol, this is good hahaha

 

[Col Bol]

hahaha nice sig novice

 

[harriettheguy]

I stole the 222-2222 joke from rockcrock

 

[The Star King]

Sheik can chainthrow vs. the ENTIRE CAST... with her Side-B

Ok that was terrible

 

[thumbswayup]

HAHAHHAHAAHAa

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Sheik can chainthrow vs. the ENTIRE CAST... with her Side-B

Ok that was terrible

Hahhhahah that was actually funny :D It took time to get it though since my mothertongue is not english

 

[CableCho57]

"I'm pretty sure someone told me link can chaingrab sheik."

"are you sure he wasn't talking about the actual chain?"

 

[GHNeko]

How do you know when a kirby player is being technical?


When they're using Fox or Falco.

 

[_KuyaSombreo_]

kirby sucks

 

[GHNeko]

And that's the joke!

 

[Tee ay eye]

I got 12 jokes

Spoiler

Link
Pikachu
Young Link
Roy
Zelda
Game and Watch
Ness
Yoshi
Bowser
Mewtwo
Kirby
Pichu

 

[Ghostype]

Meta is my Knight in spinning armor.

Snake is good at tilting the match in his favor.










yeah

 

[GHNeko]

Wrong game.

 

[CableCho57]

Brawl

10 jokes

 

[TemPesT-]

not a joke, and i'm only posting here because it's funny... anyone know who is in that picture with the black guy like freaking out with the O.o face and his controllers like sideways??

i wanna find the pic again, but i can't =/

 

[GHNeko]

not a joke, and i'm only posting here because it's funny... anyone know who is in that picture with the black guy like freaking out with the O.o face and his controllers like sideways??

i wanna find the pic again, but i can't =/

???

 

[Kanelol]

i posted this to some kids facebook because i giggled so hard when i first saw it

 

[TemPesT-]

YES thank you zooboo. lol it's so funny

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

falcon punch> your face

 

[THeDarKnesS]

falcon punch> your face

This is epic Trash.

 

[`DNS`]

Jigglypuff is an AIDS-infested **** because when she sleeps with you, you Die.

i see what you're doing there

 

[keeper]

Juce: "That was like a sneak attack..."
Me: "SHEIK ATTACK."

>____>

I got 12 jokes

Spoiler

Link
Pikachu
Young Link
Roy
Zelda
Game and Watch
Ness
Yoshi
Bowser
Mewtwo
Kirby
Pichu

IRL LOL

 

[Rappster]

kirby for God tier.

^ best so far

what did pichu say whenever kirby johnned about how bad he was?
SUCK IT UP!
inspired by tee ay eye:

 

[CTL17]

Why is G&W the last character to be unlocked?
He doesn't DAir to use his key to unlock the others.

OK, that was really bad.


FALC
PUNCH

=Falc on Punch. That was also really bad.