Avalon262
Smash Cadet
brawl is fun, but its not competitive so therefore the game fails.
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Most idiotic thing you've heard someone say about Brawl?(No Offensive Char. Comments)
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MarthTrinity
Smash Lord
"I had never played 75m before and it looked like fun!" my friend after selecting 75m on one of our WiFi matches -.-...
"God! Marth is just terrible!" my friends who can't play Marth at ALL. XD
"Ike sucks! But Sonic, I'm good as Sonic!" a person I know who was a Roy mainer in Melee and hates Ike because he replaced him XD The Sonic line speaks for itself.
"God! Marth is just terrible!" my friends who can't play Marth at ALL. XD
"Ike sucks! But Sonic, I'm good as Sonic!" a person I know who was a Roy mainer in Melee and hates Ike because he replaced him XD The Sonic line speaks for itself.
M.K
Level 55
"You're an idiot because you don't play Heavy Brawl"
STFU.
STFU.
tafutureboy
Smash Ace
"smashballs should be in tourneys"
"Ok, I'm just Ok"
"wheres mewtwo?"
"Ok, I'm just Ok"
"wheres mewtwo?"
GreatClayMonkey
Smash Lord
"R.O.B. is the worst character in the game"
"I hate brawl unless im metaknight and no one else is"
"Small Stationary stages are boring lets play new pork city"
"Thats not fair you can't use the gamecube controller for a wii game"
all said by my friend who knows nothing
"I hate brawl unless im metaknight and no one else is"
"Small Stationary stages are boring lets play new pork city"
"Thats not fair you can't use the gamecube controller for a wii game"
all said by my friend who knows nothing
Marie_54
Smash Ace
Uncle Fitzy
Smash Journeyman
"Pit has no priority!"
Darkslash
Smash Master
"OMG I HEARD YOU GOT OWNED BY A NOOB"
My Sony fanboy friend, told me that after getting beat by a Marth Player, who used Marth for what 5 years?
Plus he said Roy was the best becuase he has Fire. I'm like
My Sony fanboy friend, told me that after getting beat by a Marth Player, who used Marth for what 5 years?
Plus he said Roy was the best becuase he has Fire. I'm like
falcofang236
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Sep 12, 2007
- Messages
- 48
(nice sig Darkslash)
"What's Brawl? Is that an FPS...?"
--n00b at school. FPS......I doubt they even knew what that means.
"What's Brawl? Is that an FPS...?"
--n00b at school. FPS......I doubt they even knew what that means.
FalconPunch
Smash Journeyman
Brawl is the most balance game ever.
quatripain
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2007
- Messages
- 241
Marth is a guy
Well some gay guy at my school who is a long time nintendo fan and he said all of the following things:
"i wont get it because of the gay name"
"Why dont they call it Super Smash Bros. Panties"
"I can beat you at this game because i just can"
"i wont get it because of the gay name"
"Why dont they call it Super Smash Bros. Panties"
"I can beat you at this game because i just can"
Golem the Stern Father
Smash Champion
'Just wait until the Powerglove makes it into Brawl, Master hand and Crazy hand were the signs.'
I thought he was joking, then I found out he was serious.
I thought he was joking, then I found out he was serious.
Dime
Smash Journeyman
"Tripping is not random"
Nerd_of_the_Ages
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Oct 21, 2007
- Messages
- 23
Brawl sucks because it is 2-d.
Brawl sucks because it is a kiddy game.
Brawl is much worse than halo
(btw, I'm not saying halo is bad, it's stupid because those 2 are incomparable; i mean, comparing fighters with shooters?)
Also:
Wtf are you talking about, Samus and Falcon are from the same game!
Samus is a man, what are you talking about!
Brawl sucks because it is a kiddy game.
Brawl is much worse than halo
(btw, I'm not saying halo is bad, it's stupid because those 2 are incomparable; i mean, comparing fighters with shooters?)
Also:
Wtf are you talking about, Samus and Falcon are from the same game!
Samus is a man, what are you talking about!
Samochan
Smash Master
What are you talking about, Samus is a robot. ^^ lawl
The Dinkoman
Smash Lord
"I like melee better than brawl"- said by some idiots that dont have a life...
I mean seriously who would think that they MUST be on something...
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here is some advice: never miss a good chance to shut up
I mean seriously who would think that they MUST be on something...
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here is some advice: never miss a good chance to shut up
ollenberger121
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2008
- Messages
- 109
smash bros brawl is a pretty cool dude its the 2nd game and doesn't afraid of anything
SaxDude93
Smash Apprentice
Snake is the cheapest character in brawl by default.- I forget who
InfiniteSmash1221
Smash Cadet
"Yeah i think ive played that SSBB game before...on the xbox i think" (no joke)
"I would demolish you in this game...but i don't want to hurt your self-esteem so i won't play you' (btw the person that said this actually sucks)
"I would demolish you in this game...but i don't want to hurt your self-esteem so i won't play you' (btw the person that said this actually sucks)
Sh1n0b1
Smash Journeyman
"You know there will be more characters in the US version than in the Japanese version"
Seriously, someone in my school actually believed this.
Seriously, someone in my school actually believed this.
Golem the Stern Father
Smash Champion
Welcome to Smashboards.
(Don't be shocked if you are flammed, insulted, flammed, banned, flammed, or threatened. Did I mention flammed?)
SunriseW12
Smash Apprentice
"Super Smash Bros is a gay game for little kiddies. Play a man's game like Halo."
Cenedar
Smash Ace
I think all of the stupid things/posts I have heard/read about Brawl can be summed up in one saying.
"Brawl sucks."
This is usually left by people who have failed at finding advanced techniques, even though the game has only been out for a little over a month (at least from what I've seen).
Although an even dumber coincidence... why the people who hate Brawl and love Melee insist on posting junk threads in General Brawl discussion as opposed to just going to the Melee forums.
"Brawl sucks."
This is usually left by people who have failed at finding advanced techniques, even though the game has only been out for a little over a month (at least from what I've seen).
Although an even dumber coincidence... why the people who hate Brawl and love Melee insist on posting junk threads in General Brawl discussion as opposed to just going to the Melee forums.
GreatClayMonkey
Smash Lord
"kirby has a hidden attack!" my neighbor trying to tell me he knows ore about brawl than me. I asked him what a hitbox was and he said I was making things up.
Mikau et al
Smash Journeyman
"I'm going to save my hammers for the more tedious challenges, like "Play on Mushroomy Kingdom 10 Times'"
Seriously, people are really stupid.
Seriously, people are really stupid.
"the game will be too packed if you add more characters and levels so it wont sell very well"
Copy-pasted from another forum (yes, that wrong punctuation was there). It's a post in an SSB4 Prediction Thread. Of course some other people also thought it was moronic to predict when it hasn't even come out too long ago, but that one person really blew it. Guy really did post a lot of crazy stuff... he/she seemed to really have something against Smash. Said it was stupid to even think of a sequel. That really hurt... maybe because I love the series so much...
Copy-pasted from another forum (yes, that wrong punctuation was there). It's a post in an SSB4 Prediction Thread. Of course some other people also thought it was moronic to predict when it hasn't even come out too long ago, but that one person really blew it. Guy really did post a lot of crazy stuff... he/she seemed to really have something against Smash. Said it was stupid to even think of a sequel. That really hurt... maybe because I love the series so much...
.:DRAKE:.
Smash Apprentice
"So, like, what's the difference between Melee and Brawl?"
My response:
'Melee' is to 'Brawl' as 'You' are to 'Chuck Norris'
My response:
'Melee' is to 'Brawl' as 'You' are to 'Chuck Norris'
Golem the Stern Father
Smash Champion
Me: So, who is your main?
Friend: What's a main?
Me: ._. Which character do you use most often?
Friend: Oh, I use many. Probably Pit, Ike, Pikachu, and Kirby.
Me: ._____.
Friend: What's a main?
Me: ._. Which character do you use most often?
Friend: Oh, I use many. Probably Pit, Ike, Pikachu, and Kirby.
Me: ._____.
"Marth has been seriously nerfed. He sucks now."
Golem the Stern Father
Smash Champion
:bigthumbu What was your reaction?
Sh1n0b1
Smash Journeyman
OMFG who the hell said that?
UltiMario
Out of Obscurity
Agreed, the Non-Tipper Part of his FSmash has been weakened by 1-2%, he sucks balls now.
/sarcasm
captainfalconmute
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2007
- Messages
- 513
'PK Starstorm is the best final smash in the game'
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quatripain
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2007
- Messages
- 241
lamecario
vash,get ready for an asskicking
vash,get ready for an asskicking
Lone Shadow
Smash Journeyman
WOW LOL . . .
Freezrbrn
Smash Cadet
"Smash balls ruined this game!!"
Samochan
Smash Master
I'd counter, "Your brains have been nerfed, it seems."
But I'd most probably be snorting too much anyway to make such retort. X3