Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
Link to original post: [drupal=2938]My Creative Writing Class Is A Joke[/drupal]
As an aspiring writer, I thought it would be fun and beneficial to spend one of my last remaining classes on Creative Writing. I expected to learn a lot (or atleast something) about how to develop new and interesting characters and make the most use out of them.
Well I step into class on day one. The first thing the teacher does is ask us for our favorite book, to which one of the class's many girls replied "TWILIGHT!" "That's a great example of characterization," replied the teacher. "It shows that characters can be characterized just by the way they speak- like Edward became a vampire in the early 1900's, so his language is mostly archaic to what we speak nowadays, while Bella is modern, reflected in her speech." The teacher went on and on about Meyer's "brilliant" characters for a while, and I felt like I was going to be sick.
It could only get worse... our first assignment... to make author avatars. Simply put, we were trying to turn ourselves into... better versions of ourselves for use in our works... Is this teacher from the ****ing stone age of writing? That's been considered a big mistake for years (and is one of the many reasons why Twilight sucks so badly)!
In the paper, I decided to get back at the teacher, through my hobbies section. Something along the lines of "I like to read. *Insert book series I've read here*. One series I will never read is Twilight. Good job, Stephanie Meyer, you can open a thesaurus. Too bad it won't make your works suck any less." I could tell that she had just been figuratively slapped in the face when she read that. I felt good.
Really, I hope the rest of the semester isn't this fail.
As an aspiring writer, I thought it would be fun and beneficial to spend one of my last remaining classes on Creative Writing. I expected to learn a lot (or atleast something) about how to develop new and interesting characters and make the most use out of them.
Well I step into class on day one. The first thing the teacher does is ask us for our favorite book, to which one of the class's many girls replied "TWILIGHT!" "That's a great example of characterization," replied the teacher. "It shows that characters can be characterized just by the way they speak- like Edward became a vampire in the early 1900's, so his language is mostly archaic to what we speak nowadays, while Bella is modern, reflected in her speech." The teacher went on and on about Meyer's "brilliant" characters for a while, and I felt like I was going to be sick.
It could only get worse... our first assignment... to make author avatars. Simply put, we were trying to turn ourselves into... better versions of ourselves for use in our works... Is this teacher from the ****ing stone age of writing? That's been considered a big mistake for years (and is one of the many reasons why Twilight sucks so badly)!
In the paper, I decided to get back at the teacher, through my hobbies section. Something along the lines of "I like to read. *Insert book series I've read here*. One series I will never read is Twilight. Good job, Stephanie Meyer, you can open a thesaurus. Too bad it won't make your works suck any less." I could tell that she had just been figuratively slapped in the face when she read that. I felt good.
Really, I hope the rest of the semester isn't this fail.