**** my Life

[GreenKirby]

http://www.fmylife.com/

This isn't like the 'something bothering you' thread. Because first off, those people in the SBY thread are actually having problems that you can sympathize with. Second, this site is HILARIOUS! I can't stop looking at it.

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my *****. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, after spending the night with a new guy and sleeping on the floor because he peed in the bed, I got a text message telling me that he was deleting my number. HE peed in the bed. I'm the one who got deleted? FML

 

[Minish Blade]

I feel your pain dude.

 

[Azua]

While this site IS hilarious, we don't allow topics that are "OMG LOOK AT THIS SITE"