stingers
Smash Obsessed
you *****s are gay
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NC Catfish Social Thread! *<3 KEV*
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$mike
Smash Ace
You munch on the cake peacefully as you read "Fear is the lock and laughter is the key to your heart."
Argyris
Smash Journeyman
The cake is a lie!
Ocean
Smash Master
- Joined
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- Slippi.gg
- OCEAN#0
I support this statement.
You stop mid swallow to realize your lady has moved in closer to wipe some frosting from your lips.
$mike
Smash Ace
She smudges it all over her face.
She then looks at you shyly, as though expecting to be reprimanded for her misbehavior.
$mike
Smash Ace
You squint your eyes and whisper "it's done" to give a hint about something.
Zero_Gamer
Smash Master
You take a poop.
You see her take your hint and begin to light your conveniently set up scented candles.
$mike
Smash Ace
She thinks she's falling in love.
She thinks she can't stand up much longer, for her knees are weak.
$mike
Smash Ace
She happily gets on her knees.
She prays for the blessing she is going to receive.
$mike
Smash Ace
Somehow, the frosting she smudged on her face 10 minutes ago reappeared.
Somehow, you feel drained and go lay down.
$mike
Smash Ace
She follows you with a jar of Skippy's ™ extra crunchy peanut butter.
She feeds you lovingly and you feel content....for the moment.
TheLastCacely
Smash Hero
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this was good, i liked it
$mike
Smash Ace
You're overcome by a feeling of confusion, get up, tell her "brb," and go on a walk down a silent street.
You're trying to clear the mist from your mind when you see a shadowy figure up ahead.
$mike
Smash Ace
As soon as you see the shadowy figure, you turn in another direction and head towards the sea.
As soon as you arrive at the sea, you gaze out into the sunset, allowing the water to rush between your toes, and let all of your worries go.
$mike
Smash Ace
You close your eyes in relaxation, then feel a tap on your shoulder.
You wheel around to find that the girl that you had "brb"'d had caught up to you, but she seemed different now.
$mike
Smash Ace
She took you by the hand and walked with you back to the road where the shadowy figure still stood.
She leans into your ear and whispers a phrase that froze your heart and mind as the figure turns to face you.
$mike
Smash Ace
You whisper something back. Her eyes glow and her mouth opens wide, all while the figure is still turning.
You stand firmly and face your new opponent, who introduces himself as Everlasting Yayuhz.
$mike
Smash Ace
He looks at you and says "you won't."
He then dashes forward, and grabs the girl of your freshly-made dreams.
$mike
Smash Ace
A pizza flies down from the sky and lands on Yay's face.
A call comes out from the heavens saying "breakfast is served."
$mike
Smash Ace
Somehow, the girl is gone.
Somehow, you are more concerned with this heavenly pizza and why Yay cannot seem to uncover himself from it.
$mike
Smash Ace
Somehow, you hear Charlie's voice from the sky. "It's done! Done. Over. It's. Done. I'm telling you. If you don't powershield against PP, you're gonna get *****. And.... right here. It's done. Done." Suddenly, you're back to the pizza you started with in the first place.
Yay then lets you share the girl and women suffrage is fully denied.
Screw you mike for having to go to bed and being terrible at spam. Screw you.