New Year Resolutions

[Uncle Meat]

Yeah once I called Virgilijus gay and I didn't think much of it but he turned all green and **** and viciously broke me in half (oh ****) and now I have to go around in this wheel chair and write books called A Brief History of Time.

 

[Virgilijus]

Sorry for the inconvenience, Meat.

 

[pikachun00b7]

One word.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sY7x8ZWRtc

but these are what i am planning to do.
1. not to get good grades so I can skip eighth grade!
2. not to suk less in SSBM and pokemon
3. annoying my fellow smashers in the forum
4. not to visit mars and harvest polar bears
5. to meet girls
6. TO Steal Virgilijus's, Uncle Meat's, Uncle Kenny's, Peeze's, Yang's, and Skywalker's GC controllars and/or Wiis

 

[Tom]

I know a comeback for that, but it would offend you beyond reason so I won't say it.

Edit: I got negged twice for my gay bar joke. Whatever, I am still leaving it b****es. As long as it makes me laugh, it remains.

lol, if its a good comeback, I wouldn't be offended. Post it. If youre worried about neg rep for it from other people, then PM me.

Not like rep will really matter sooner or later, its spiraling downhill.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

I was going to say "Yeah, I was trying to discuss that with your mom last night but her mouth was full" and that would have offended me so I figured it would offend you as well. I can care less for rep but that joke sounds like a warning worthy offense.

 

[Tom]

^ Sorry. They are closing the gay men's bar next year.

Now why would they do that when you give them such good business?

"Yeah, I was trying to discuss that with your mom last night but her mouth was full"

Well, its a good insult, but it doesn't even pertain to what I said... so as a comeback it lacks.
In fact, discussing that you give the gay bar good business would prove my point.

ANYWAYS, new years resolutions-
1. make it to more biweeklies
2. do well in college?

 

[Peeze]

Steal Virgilijus's, Uncle Meat's, Uncle Kenny's, Peeze's, Yang's, and Skywalker's GC controllars and/or Wiis

Do i know you?

Oh and kenny a better comeback would have been:
"The only reason i was in that gay bar was because i had to go get your dad after his shift was over."

 

[commonyoshi]

Jokes about someone's mom, dad, or any loved one are cheap and lame.

Like your mom.

 

[Peeze]

Sarcasm is overused and old.

Like your sister.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Don't talk about common's sister.

Yo momma's a b****.

 

[commonyoshi]

Sarcasm is overused and old.

Like your sister.

 

[ScaryMunky]

New Year resolutions? Nah.. I don't think I need to change something about myself or my lifestyle right now, and I'm certainly not going to try to think of a fault I need to correct because the last number of the year changed.

So many people say "it's a new year, a chance to start fresh!" Well, every day is a new one. I fix my problems as they come, the new year is nothing special. Even people who say they have resolutions, 9 times out of 10, will do nothing to follow through with them. People make lists because everyone else does. I think it's sad that the new year to so many people is a time to concentrate on all the negatives in your life.

Resolutions? No sir, I'm doing just fine. Happy New Year everyone.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

^ Congratulations, everyone here thinks the exact same way. Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Honestly, this thread is just here because we are bored to death.

 

[Skywalker]

TO Steal Virgilijus's, Uncle Meat's, Uncle Kenny's, Peeze's, Yang's, and Skywalker's GC controllars and/or Wiis

Stalker .

 

[marthsword]

Uhh...tell _____ that I like her.
I will not mention her name!

CLAIRE

 

[pikachun00b7]

Do i know you?

You will..you will soon enough But on *cough*Jan 27*cough* keep your wii at a safe place.

 

[marthsword]

I've changed my mind. My new new years revolution is to stop making new years revvolutions!

 

[Kai_]

Keep my next dog alive for over a week.

 

[XsolidXsnakeX]

I made this thread for the purpose of sharing "New Year Resolutions".

Here are mine:

• I'll attempt to keep my grades up in school and not procrastinate as much as I had done earlier this semester.
• I will find love. Finally.
• My relationship with my father will improve.
• I apologize for spamming in the Pool Room during November and earlier this month, and for irritating the moderators with my posts. I've been such an idiot; my actions will change.

So, what is everyone wanting to accomplish in 2007?

well i really have nothing to say its butiful *tear*

 

[Deleted member]

Don't talk about common's sister.

Yo momma's a b****.

You know how I know you're gay Kenny?

You borrowed my Coldplay album.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

TO Steal Virgilijus's, Uncle Meat's, Uncle Kenny's, Peeze's, Yang's, and Skywalker's GC controllars and/or Wiis

Hooray! People know me! Should I be happy about that?

You know how I know you're gay Kenny?

You borrowed my Coldplay album.

I still regret the day I walked into your room while you were having "relations" with that pit bull. Not a pretty sight.

 

[commonyoshi]

You know how I know you're gay Kenny?

You borrowed my Coldplay album.

Good job. You insulted yourself in the process.

 

[Deleted member]

Good job. You insulted yourself in the process.

So being gay is a bad thing?

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[yorpy]

probably work harder in school, that may be hard though
somehow manage to get as many -rep points as KaoS
spam WAY more

 

[Eor]

I just decided I'm going to get to 3k posts before next year starts. It's just about 9 for me. Let's see if I can do it without spamming.

 

[WaterTails]

think you can get it, Eorlingas?
...

 

[WaterTails]

sorry for the double post, but it just hit new year in the US (east coast)

 

[Peeze]

Don't talk about common's sister.

What are you his b****?

I got something i can fill that mouth with.

 

[Pablo18]

Happy New Year Everyone Hear At Swf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Demon_Lord]

happy new year everyone XD

Resolutions....uhhh
Get my grades up
Exercise XP
Get better at smash
Eat better
ya thats it XP

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

Happy New Year's one and all. May 2007 not suck as much as 2006.

 

[LemonManX]

Happy New Year's one and all. May 2007 not suck as much as 2006.

I am hoping it way better 2006, the potential is there for 2007 but can it be reached?

 

[pikachun00b7]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Lets hope this year won't be as gay!(as this thread)*cough*Uncle Kenny*cough* (srry i just HAD to do that)

 

[jaej]

probably work harder in school, that may be hard though
somehow manage to get as many -rep points as KaoS
spam WAY more

Dont work hard at all in school.

Also never ever lose again at mario kart ds. ever

 

[Eor]

Well, I failed miserably.

 

[FireBomb]

I'm gonna start actuallly giving rep to those people who deserve it more. And find love, somehow...

 

[Skywalker]

What are you his b****?



I got something i can fill that mouth with.

 

[Vulpine51]

I've started on a few of my resolutions already. I played paintball and only used about 150 rounds (instead of my usual 800-1000). I also started running my daily 1.5 miles. Lets hope I keep it up....

 

[F8AL]

My resolutions are to purchase a Wii before the end of 2007.
And to play more melee while i'm waiting for brawl.

 

[K Balls]

not play smash no more, and play something different