I am writing this letter rather reluctantly. I do not wish to begin an incendiary debate about Mr. Inui's casus belli. However, Inui has recently made a few statements that I find disturbing to such a degree that I cannot remain silent. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: Inui wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that Inui is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence he writes is filled with needlessly long words like "uncharacteristically" and "unconstitutionality". Either Inui is deliberately trying to confuse us or else he's secretly scheming to commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason.
The only weapons Inui has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it. Let me quote to you from the words of my attorney: "Inui is a waste product of biological evolution." He commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for him to do exactly the things he accuses dirty cads of doing.
Inui is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to his perceptions. I've managed to come up with a way in which his essays could be made useful. Inui's essays could be used by the instructors of college courses as a final examination of sorts. Any student who can't find at least 20 errors of fact or fatuous statement automatically flunks. Extra credit goes to students who realize that the quest to understand how Inui can be so disorderly raises far more questions than it answers. Am I aware of how Inui will react when he reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because he can get away with lies (e.g., that he is the arbiter of all things) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Inui is lying. Now that this letter has come to an end, let me remind you that it was intended to provide an accurate, even-handed, and balanced discussion of Mr. Inui and his blandishments. Please do not contact me with insults, death threats, or the like because I will ignore them. If you disagree with my arguments or can provide further information about Inui, please contact me and I will endeavor to make any necessary corrections to this letter.