Kirby Phelps (PK)
Smash Journeyman
Here's a little story. My friend has a little gaming club after school, usually he and I are the best ones there, the rest are either okay or noobs. But these two guys walked in and wanted to play. They were talking like they were veterans and could take us all out easily. They even LOOKED like the type of people who would be good at video games. So to test out their skills, I chose my best character, Ness, and went after them and didn't hold back. Turns out that...they sucked. They REALLY sucked. They were worse than most of the other noobs. So then they started saying stuff like: "OH MY GOD! Ness is the cheapest character in the game!" "Ness sucks, dude!" "You'd have to really suck at Smash to have to resort to using Ness!" "Who chose Battlefield anyway, this stage sucks." So in the next match, I decided to own them with Lucas, and they said: "Yeah, like I said, Ness and what's his face, Lucas, are the cheapest homos in the game, they suck!" Man, I've never encountered noobs like this before. The usual noobs are little kids who don't really know what they're doing and want to play with Smash Balls. Kinda cute really. But sucking, making excuses, AND insulting my favorite characters? Oh HECK no!
Anyway, I can't be the only person who's encountered noobs like this. So share your stories.
Anyway, I can't be the only person who's encountered noobs like this. So share your stories.