Offer

[smashthebirdy]

Would any girls like to give me their numbers so we could "train".I prefer brunettes but that is not required. You must be under the age of 30 no M*** or co*** just send me some pictures and who ever i decide is "the best to help me train will win. Oh and if you have any "videos" proving that it is really you that would be awesome. Oh and absolutely no guys my boat doesn't float that way

 

[Resident_Smash_Genius]

Would any girls like to give me their numbers so we could "train".I prefer brunettes but that is not required. You must be under the age of 30 no M*** or co*** just send me some pictures and who ever i decide is "the best to help me train will win. Oh and if you have any "videos" proving that it is really you that would be awesome. Oh and absolutely no guys my boat doesn't float that way

The verdict - banned on account of smash-related pick-up lines.

 

[smashthebirdy]

picture

Heres a picture of me http://images.google.com/imgres?img...a&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial&hs=WD4&sa=N

 

[Union of Darkness]

Ha ha ha, oh wow.

 

[smashthebirdy]

Heres a picture of me http://images.google.com/imgres?img...a&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:unofficial&hs=WD4&sa=N

you girls know you like this

 

[Foxtrotter]

This is why women are so rare on the interwebz.

Above pic is not mine.

 

[Iron Thorn]

End your life.

 

[Stroupes]

You look like Ganondorf.
Regardless, you are very ban-worthy.

 

[smashthebirdy]

whoa you girls are feisty

 

[~Peachy~]

You look like Ganondorf.
Regardless, you are very ban-worthy.

That post is hilarious. Ganondorf........

 

[Negi-Kun]

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

*rings service bell*
Crimson, please ban this pervo. Thank You.

 

[smashthebirdy]

This is the offer of a life time did you see my pic. How could you refuse?

 

[AlphaZealot]

Temp ban.

And locked.