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Outrageous Character Bashing
- Thread starter stoneswithstand
- Start date
jakeadactyl
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2008
- Messages
- 175
right, it sits on top of the head as opposed to straight down. the picture you showed would be worn more like a crown than marth's straight down style.
or maybe there's more than one way to wear one and i am uninformed >.<
or maybe there's more than one way to wear one and i am uninformed >.<
everlasting yayuhzz
Smash Champion
It doesn't matter if he was wearing Chuck Norris's boxers on his head, he's still gay.
Grunt
Smash Master
Marth isn't gay, he's ghey.
Lol at Kirby games being badI call Marth gay because it pisses his fans and mains off. (See this topic)
I make fun of the Ice Climbers because they are from a crappy game and a really good, lame chain grabbing character. "The Ice Climbers are only good because their game was so bad. All the guys from good games, like Link and Capt Falcon are bad and all the guys from bad games, like Meta Knight and the ICs are good."
I make fun of Zelda in order to make myself feel better that she is a better character then Ganon and Link.
Psychoace
Smash Champion
Marth is gay with Ike.
Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
Dang that marth, dat ***** wil be the end of me!
smashbot226
Smash Master
Changed for truth.
That's in Philippines haha
When some of my friends play and someone picks Lucas, someone just HAS to say "OMG quit touching me with your snake! That's unhealthy and disturbing D: Lucas needs to learn how to put that thing away!"
Roller
Smash Legend
no...he is gay with roy, but cheating on him with....snake!
(roy walks in)
snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redzoneNRG
Smash Cadet
In SSE , Lucas trips on a twig and is unable to stand back up after that.
I dont even have to make up anything to make him sound bad.
I dont even have to make up anything to make him sound bad.
everlasting yayuhzz
Smash Champion
I think I am in love with you.
the_Capt_Falcon_Master
Smash Lord
thanks i thought so too
Gazdakka Gizbang
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Apr 4, 2006
- Messages
- 180
Man-on-man love. Don't know about you, but I think that's pretty gay.
Oh the irony.
Rubbish, Ike is too busy prancing around with Soren for that to happen.
everlasting yayuhzz
Smash Champion
It's not gay unless I look him in the eyes. Everyone knows that.
SinkingHigher
Smash Lord
Your Gaydar is totally off.
Except maybe Mr. Game&Watch
Ike Fox Marth.
cj.Shark
Smash Ace
with only 3 girls and 32 guys they are bound to go gay
and some of them cough*pokemon trainer* cough.
Pokemon Trainer Great job! im gonna have my charizard squirtle until your ivysaur
and some of them cough*pokemon trainer* cough.
Pokemon Trainer Great job! im gonna have my charizard squirtle until your ivysaur
The Slayer
RAWR!
Well, "I" comes before "M," so...
SpitFire15
Smash Ace
Lololol at this and the end of that Marth vid.
Uncle Fitzy
Smash Journeyman
Wow... there are honestly too many examples. We call (red) Kirby an AIDS virus for some reason.
Gazdakka Gizbang
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Apr 4, 2006
- Messages
- 180
In our own battles, we bash Pit a lot - "HAYAYAYAYAYA" to paraphrase.
And Kirby's a bit of a f*g in our view - always trying to suck people up (and suck them off for a little extra).
And Kirby's a bit of a f*g in our view - always trying to suck people up (and suck them off for a little extra).
Mario & Sonic Guy
Old rivalries live on!
Wario: A fat pig who has absolutely bad manners and an ugly appearance. He couldn't even get a date with a trash compactor.
Marth: Gender confusion. Some people never understand that he's a man.
Marth: Gender confusion. Some people never understand that he's a man.
Kirye
Smash Ace
Everyone in Brawl is fine except for Lucas.. He's so gay, that out of all the characters in my game having well over 4k KOs, Lucas has 0.
Stupid ***** *** ****** with his red.. taffy.. floppy thing.
Stupid ***** *** ****** with his red.. taffy.. floppy thing.
SirKibble
Smash Champion
- Joined
- May 2, 2008
- Messages
- 2,400
Just thought I'd post this in here. My brother said something funny while we were doing a 2 vs. 2 against two computers.
"No, you stupid Kirby. You're not allowed to suck up DK. It makes you look like a freaking onion."
Lol. Made me laugh.
"No, you stupid Kirby. You're not allowed to suck up DK. It makes you look like a freaking onion."
Lol. Made me laugh.
smashbot226
Smash Master
Foxtrotter
Smash Journeyman
His source of power is his buttocks.
IT'S EVERYWHERE:
You win the internet.
Congrats.
On-topic, my friends always bash my Fox and Meta Knight. They don't like me to play Fox because I "spam" the blaster. *headfloor* Wait until they see Pit... ;D
MarthTrinity
Smash Lord
My friends don't like when I play as Marth...they actually call it a glitch when I do XD
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
I don't like people who hate pit.
And I hate people who like Waeio.
I mean Warip.
Um, Wario.
And I hate people who like Waeio.
I mean Warip.
Um, Wario.
MarthTrinity
Smash Lord
Then you hate me : (...
Chris Lionheart
Smash Champion
I understand that feeling.
I didn't even have to read this thread to know that there would be Ike and Marth bashing on every page.
Well atleast everyone else is getting bashed... almost as much.
smashbot226
Smash Master
Lucario hasn't been made fun of enough yet.
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This is what you fans WANTED him to look like!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hyper_fat_lucario_by_fatferaligatr.jpg
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This is what you fans WANTED him to look like!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Hyper_fat_lucario_by_fatferaligatr.jpg
MPH Deku
Smash Journeyman
Roller
Smash Legend
You hate me too. Cause Pit is a ***.
Killress
Smash Ace
¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯
Smash Legend
Iron Thorn
Smash Lord
Allow me to set things straight.
Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends
But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.
Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends
But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.