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Outrageous Character Bashing

Foxtrotter

Foxtrotter

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Iron Thorn said:
Allow me to set things straight.

Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends

But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.
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*falls over laughing* Dude, you win. Big time. x3 Add the unintentional pun at the top and you win+.
 
Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis

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Iron Thorn said:
Allow me to set things straight.

Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends

But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.
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Repent for your sins, Captain falcon isnt overrated, just let him into your heart and you will understand. But then again he could just falcon kick right through it...
 
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Leprechaun_Drunk

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I personally hate Metaknight. He's a fast talking ball with a mask who speaks in cliche's. he is the epitemy of lame.

Also, what's with all the homophobia in the SWF community? We all know Pit is gay and Marth is a transsexual, but that's no reason to dislike them. There are other reasons to hate them that have more legitimacy.
 
Chris Lionheart

Chris Lionheart

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Iron Thorn said:
Allow me to set things straight.

Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends

But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.
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HAHAHAHA ROTFLMFAO! :laugh:

You win.
 
SirKibble

SirKibble

Smash Champion
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Messages
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Iron Thorn said:
Allow me to set things straight.

Mario is gay
Luigi is not gay, just a pansy who was forced to wear a dress.
Bowser is gay
Peach is a lesbian
Link is straight no matter what yaoi fangirls tell you
Toon Link is gay
Ganondorf is a paragon of manliness
Zelda is a gorgeous bisexual
Sheik is Zelda and therefore also a gorgeous bisexual
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Wario is too repulsive to get a date with either sex
Yoshi is at least four genders
Snake is Chuck Norris
Kirby is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Metaknight is sexy voice
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Pokemon Trainer is asexual
Squirtle is gay
Ivysaur is lesbian
Charizard is extra-gay
Pikachu is a registered sex offender
Jigglypuff is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is in defiance of physics
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is a friggin' adorable robot
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is very overrated
FALCON PAUNCH is fail
Geno is cool
Krystal is fail
Ridley is too big for Smash
Ice Climbers are incestuous
Olimar is the leader of a Pikmin prostitution ring
The Pikmin are forced into prostitution
Game and Watch has gay as the first syllable of his friggin' name
Ike is gay for his friends

But Marth is not gay, just effeminate. It's funnier if he's gay though.
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As much as I disagreed with much of that list...

You win.

But I must comment on one thing.

R.O.B. is not adorable. He shoots freakin' lasers of death from his freakin' eyes. Despite having no gender him...er...itself, R.O.B. is most definitely super ultra mega ghey.

PS: Dedede is a giraffe?! WTG (What the giraffe)?? Lol.
 
Chris Lionheart

Chris Lionheart

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SirKibble said:
As much as I disagreed with much of that list...

You win.

But I must comment on one thing.

R.O.B. is not adorable. He shoots freakin' lasers of death from his freakin' eyes. Despite having no gender him...er...itself, R.O.B. is most definitely super ultra mega ghey.

PS: Dedede is a giraffe?! WTG (What the giraffe)?? Lol.
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R.O.B. may not be adorable but Wall-E is and they are so similar.
 
smashbot226

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HEY!

I said that Dedede was a giraffe!

Did you quote and edit my post Iron Thorn?

EDIT:

Here it is:

smashbot226 said:
Mario is gay
Marth is gay
Fsmash is gay
Shield Breaker is gay
Tiara is gay
Fair is gay
Marth main is gay
Marth in Brawl is gay
Marth broken is gay
Donkey Kong is NOT gay
Counter is gay
Dolphin Slash is gay
Dancing Blade is gay
Crticial Hit is gay
Final Smash Suicide is lol
Cape is gay
King Dedede is a giraffe
Sonic is almost as gay
Samus is lesbian
Z.S.Samus is a HOT lesbian
Hair is gay
Voice actor is gay
Sweet spot is gay
Speed is gay
Ftilt is gay
Usmash is gay
Lucario is kind of gay
Pit is gayer than Richard Simmons
Ness is awesome
Lucas is gay/wuss/blonde
ROB is gay-ROMITE!
Fox is gay
Falco is bisexual
Wolf is straight...
Landmaster is barrel roll
C.Falcon is manly
FALCON PAUNCH is win
Geno abd his supporters are VERY gay
His sex change is gay
Teh Marthies are gay
Anything with Marth is gay
Ike is gay for his friends

But Marth is F@#$ING GAY!
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Changed for truth.
 
znintendotaku

znintendotaku

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Captain Falcon is Chuck Norris
Snake wears skin-tight latex that shows off his A$$ (no homo)
Snake is Tom Cruise ...
 
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RoboticTuna

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Messages
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Leprechaun_Drunk said:
Also, what's with all the homophobia in the SWF community? We all know Pit is gay and Marth is a transsexual, but that's no reason to dislike them. There are other reasons to hate them that have more legitimacy.
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Pit's like ten years old, I don't think he's even considered sexual preferences yet. :laugh:
I hate Wario, something about him just annoys me. Maybe it's his general manner, his bite attack, whatever, I don't know. He's just annoying.

And Marth is not gay, he is just EXTREMELY effeminate. For christ's sake, one of the things he does while idling is bring his hand up to adjust his hair!:ohwell:
 
Chris Lionheart

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RoboticTuna said:
And Marth is not gay, he is just EXTREMELY effeminate. For christ's sake, one of the things he does while idling is bring his hand up to adjust his hair!:ohwell:
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HAHAHA you think thats bad?! My little brother does a hair flip every other minute and still claims to be straight. :psycho:

Oh and Asaph.. Marth pwns Wolf badly.
 
Tim_The_Enchanter

Tim_The_Enchanter

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MK is the noobiest character in the game. I have NEVER seen a skilled MK player. I don't think it would be fair to ban MK in tournaments because noobs wouldn't have any chance.
 
A

Anoir

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Marth subscribes to the school of thought that it takes a man completely comfortable with their heterosexuality to sleep with another man.
 
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Cenedar

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Relentless character bashing for no reason? And tell me... how is this different from Brawl Character Discussion? ZING xD

But seriously now...

JIGGLYPUFF IS SATAN ON EARTH.

I know everyone was thinking it. I'm just saying it.
 
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